*somewhere in a dimly lit room, deep underground Elstree studios, grey skinned producers sit amongst a fog of stale cigarette smoke....

"How many today?"
"3 articles in The Mail, 4 in The Sun and 2 in the Mirror"
"Social media?"
"toxic"
"Good, forums?"
"At melting point"
"Eeeegggcelent'

"Colin and Lewis let us down with operation drink-face though, Lewis was smiling and nearly blew the whole thing. It was barely usable."
"Amateurs, are Loony still on script?"
"just about, Aubrey nearly messed everything up by asking unscripted questions"
"And what about the money maker?"
"We're running out of options, we can't keep making him throw food and products around"
"How about throwing clothes in the pool?"
"Not enough, we need more. Operation Jam Book fell a bit flat too, I don't know how much more we can do with the existing cast"
"Then we GET MORE IN!"
"We can't, it's too late"
"Then, this week, we launch.... Operation F&F, they can go in there, drop a few grenades and get out, leaving the chumps to deal with the aftermath"

"They'll need briefing... and get the script writers on it. I want the production team in there before they arrive telling the housemates how to react. We'll need to set up camera angles and a way to keep them in place"
"What? Make them stand there with a load of doughnuts on their head?!!"
"You know what, that's so crazy, it just might work......"

"Don't just stand around people, we've got a reality tv show to make!!!"

nice one

too much discussion though, I think they just go down the pub and scribble on beer mats when they get a flash of drunken inspiration, next day they realise the ideas are total shit but then it's too late

The most believable transcript yet.

I dunno, I quite like the idea of them being tired, desperate media types having covert meetings and only looking at the bottom line.

It can't be easy creating 'drama' every day

the company motto is "more is more"

Reading that was more entertaining and believable than anything i've seen this series!!

Bravo 👏🏽

Haha so funny ,and methinks not a joke ,seems so contrived these days

So it's YOU who's been writing this shit!???

That's a better script than the show has.

You got an actual Lol

*holds hands up and backs out the room slowly

Actually your guys are doing a pretty decent job as its been an entertaining series.
Good write-up.

Ah the memories

Have you been sacked? Hope so.

Listen, I'm not saying it was me what done it. No way I didn't call to check we should be putting it out on air.

That's all I'm saying. You saw nothing and you aint seen me, right?

It'll cost ya