Lets play a game inspired by a thread I saw last night:

Imagine there's a task where you can choose a housemate from this year and pit them against an A-lister, any celeb UK or US. The A-lister would go into the house for a week.

Something like this:

Colin Vs Jason Statham

Bear Vs The Rock

Saira Vs Oprah Winfrey

James Vs Bill O'reilly

Biggins Vs Stephen Fry

Lewis Vs Christian Bale

Sam Fox Vs Madonna

Bear Vs Kanye West

Renne Vs Bruce Willis


I'm sure you'll come up with better ones than me

*tips cap*

I don't know where that post is but the first one you mentioned made me laugh out loud, who was it again?

Susan Sarandon Vs. Bear.

I think she'd go nuclear.

I think the concept of someone like Bear being sat opposite a genuine celebrity would be hilarious. He wouldn't know what to do with himself and they'd be like 'wtf am I doing here?'

After that wore off it'd get even more interesting.

Surprised no one wants to play the game

Chuck Norris Vs. Anyone.

Jon Stewart Vs. Jim Davidson.

Donald Trump Vs. Germaine Greer.

Colin vs Kriss Akabussi

Microphones and a volume metre will be connected to some hurdles, each contestant must shout BOOM as loud as they can to knock over each hurdle. The twist is a panel of judges will be provided with 2 buttons that will send electric shocks to either contestant every time they are annoyed by the BOOMS. Whoever is able to knock over all the hurdles first wins.

Katie vs Nancy Kerrigan

Whoever can produce the most tears while shouting "WHYYYYYYYYY?" wins.

Lewis and Marnie vs Brad and Angelina

The couples will be provided with boxes some of which will contain African babies, others will be empty. The couples must gather as many babies as they can within the allotted time frame.

Bear vs Bear Grills

Their task will be to disappear into the wilderness and never come back.

Sam vs Damien Hurst

Both artists will be provided with paper and some crayons, whoever is able to draw something even remotely identifiable wins.

See? Funny.
I pictured it like a game of tennis, camera flicking between them
boom
Boom
BOOM
BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!
Then both laughing like maniacs.