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Sayings and clichés adjusted for CBB
There's been something of a lack of humour on the forum this series so I thought it might be worth giving this a go.
I'm starting with CBB18, but if people want to branch out into a proper series, the quotes threads for CBB17 and CBB16 might help refresh memories. _________________________________ A no-brain statement embiggins the largest man. (With apologies to The Simpsons) People who live in glass houses may as well throw stones if someone else will clear it up. Get your tits out... Get your tits out... Get your tits out for the arts! Does a Bear sh*t itself in the Diary Room? |
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When life gives you lemons, throw them on the floor.
It's time to wake up and smell the coffee and then throw it on the floor. You can't make a scene without breaking eggs. On the floor. Roofless. |
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Ten out of ten for effort Trumbles.
This season is totally bereft - of everything funny or even vaguely interesting. Er... I'll try. Roofless, bandana looks knobby, knobs everywhere, that's nasty..... throw them on the floor. It's dire, sorry. |
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When life gives you lemons, throw them on the floor.
It's time to wake up and smell the coffee and then throw it on the floor. You can't make a scene without breaking eggs. On the floor. Roofless. |
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Ten out of ten for effort Trumbles.
This season is totally bereft - of everything funny or even vaguely interesting. ___________________ Absolutely everyone can resist the song of the Saira. The Heavy is on, but there's nobody home.
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Hell hath no fury than Renee scorned
Bear is thicker than water I will wear my script upon my sleeve |
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Very good ^
![]() _________________ New definition: "Baby boomer" - someone who acts a lot younger than 43. |
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A woman's place is in the CBB house showing her ex up
The blind leading the bland Hindsight is being very careful what you say on CBB (I'm trying my best)! |
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Whale's dog will save him.
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You scratch my back and I'll wave my ridiculous bags of silicone round and round a pole.
(This one may need work.) A fool and his Marnie are easily parted. <--- May be relevant today |
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I'm much more me when I'm with you.
(That's an actual saying but think it applies so well to Lewis) |
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Whale's dog will save him.
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We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in CBB, we shall fight in the swimming pool and hot tub, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength to get airtime, we shall defend our reality TV status, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight in the garden, we shall fight in the kitchen, we shall fight in the bedroom and in the bathroom, we shall fight in the lounge; we shall never surrender.
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When the going gets tough, the tough get called to the diary room.
No use crying over spilt coffee. If you can't say anything nice, say it all anyway. |
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Keep it reality.
Judge a book by its cover - that's all there is. We are all of us in the gutter, and none of us are looking at any stars. Dish it out as nastily as possible, you don't have to take it though. Do unto others what you like, but if they do unto you, make sure you act like a victim. |
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Unfaithful and disloyal to the end.
Too many reality stars spoil the broth. If you lie with Bear you get up with fleas. |
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For Biggins :
Don,t mention the war (too soon?) |
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For Biggins :
Don,t mention the war (too soon?) ![]() Ve haf hors d'oeuvres that must be obeyed without question.... ![]()
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some just like to look at themselves in the mirrors
The best laid plans of the CBB production team Never put off until tomorrow when you can drive them round the twist today |
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A bird in the hand is worth .......(hmmm something to do with Lillie being at home)
Come on people, i,ve spent all day with my 4 year old and my brain is mashed...help |
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Some are born knobs
Some achieve knobdom Some have knobism thrust upon them |
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Some are born knobs
Some achieve knobdom Some have knobism thrust upon them ![]()
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Quote:
Some are born knobs
Some achieve knobdom Some have knobism thrust upon them |
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A fool and his money are soon parted... on the BB phone vote lines.
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You judge a person, or a woman, man or woman, a person on where they stand in times of pressure and discomfort.
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