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Old 18-08-2016, 19:46
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There's been something of a lack of humour on the forum this series so I thought it might be worth giving this a go.

I'm starting with CBB18, but if people want to branch out into a proper series, the quotes threads for CBB17 and CBB16 might help refresh memories.
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A no-brain statement embiggins the largest man.
(With apologies to The Simpsons)

People who live in glass houses may as well throw stones if someone else will clear it up.

Get your tits out...
Get your tits out...
Get your tits out for the arts!

Does a Bear sh*t itself in the Diary Room?
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Old 18-08-2016, 19:47
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When life gives you lemons, throw them on the floor.

It's time to wake up and smell the coffee and then throw it on the floor.

You can't make a scene without breaking eggs.
On the floor.
Roofless.
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Old 18-08-2016, 19:52
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Ten out of ten for effort Trumbles.

This season is totally bereft - of everything funny or even vaguely interesting.

Er... I'll try.

Roofless, bandana looks knobby, knobs everywhere, that's nasty..... throw them on the floor.

It's dire, sorry.
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Old 18-08-2016, 19:53
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When life gives you lemons, throw them on the floor.

It's time to wake up and smell the coffee and then throw it on the floor.

You can't make a scene without breaking eggs.
On the floor.
Roofless.
Yup, that's about it.
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Old 18-08-2016, 21:04
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Ten out of ten for effort Trumbles.

This season is totally bereft - of everything funny or even vaguely interesting.
Thanks - and I agree that it's unusually tedious. Probably no coincidence that there's no quotes thread for this one. Still...
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Old 18-08-2016, 21:13
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Hell hath no fury than Renee scorned
Bear is thicker than water
I will wear my script upon my sleeve
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Old 18-08-2016, 22:37
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Very good ^
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"Baby boomer" - someone who acts a lot younger than 43.
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Old 18-08-2016, 23:02
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A woman's place is in the CBB house showing her ex up
The blind leading the bland
Hindsight is being very careful what you say on CBB

(I'm trying my best)!
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Old 18-08-2016, 23:14
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Whale's dog will save him.
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Old 19-08-2016, 12:13
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You scratch my back and I'll wave my ridiculous bags of silicone round and round a pole.
(This one may need work.)

A fool and his Marnie are easily parted. <--- May be relevant today
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Old 19-08-2016, 12:38
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I'm much more me when I'm with you.

(That's an actual saying but think it applies so well to Lewis)
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Old 19-08-2016, 16:03
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Whale's dog will save him.
Having not seen the clip of James with his dog, I spent some time trying to work out what saying this was
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Old 19-08-2016, 16:14
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We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in CBB, we shall fight in the swimming pool and hot tub, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength to get airtime, we shall defend our reality TV status, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight in the garden, we shall fight in the kitchen, we shall fight in the bedroom and in the bathroom, we shall fight in the lounge; we shall never surrender.
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Old 19-08-2016, 16:16
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When the going gets tough, the tough get called to the diary room.

No use crying over spilt coffee.

If you can't say anything nice, say it all anyway.
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Old 19-08-2016, 16:27
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Keep it reality.

Judge a book by its cover - that's all there is.

We are all of us in the gutter, and none of us are looking at any stars.

Dish it out as nastily as possible, you don't have to take it though.

Do unto others what you like, but if they do unto you, make sure you act like a victim.
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Old 19-08-2016, 16:30
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Unfaithful and disloyal to the end.

Too many reality stars spoil the broth.

If you lie with Bear you get up with fleas.
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Old 19-08-2016, 16:37
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For Biggins :

Don,t mention the war

(too soon?)
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Old 19-08-2016, 16:40
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For Biggins :

Don,t mention the war

(too soon?)


Ve haf hors d'oeuvres that must be obeyed without question....

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Old 19-08-2016, 16:40
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some just like to look at themselves in the mirrors
The best laid plans of the CBB production team
Never put off until tomorrow when you can drive them round the twist today
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Old 19-08-2016, 16:41
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A bird in the hand is worth .......(hmmm something to do with Lillie being at home)

Come on people, i,ve spent all day with my 4 year old and my brain is mashed...help
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Old 19-08-2016, 16:42
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Some are born knobs

Some achieve knobdom

Some have knobism thrust upon them
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Old 19-08-2016, 16:45
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Some are born knobs

Some achieve knobdom

Some have knobism thrust upon them
Orrrrr.....you said about knobs and thrusting, that,s wrong i tell you, wrong
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Old 19-08-2016, 16:45
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Some are born knobs

Some achieve knobdom

Some have knobism thrust upon them
😄 😄 😄
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Old 19-08-2016, 16:49
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A fool and his money are soon parted... on the BB phone vote lines.
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Old 19-08-2016, 16:50
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You judge a person, or a woman, man or woman, a person on where they stand in times of pressure and discomfort.
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