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Sayings and clichés adjusted for CBB
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Rhumbatugger
19-08-2016
If at first you don't succeed, be more trying.

If at first you don't succeed, get your tits out.

If even then you don't succeed, shag on tv.
Rhumbatugger
19-08-2016
As thick as two short Lewises.
Rhumbatugger
19-08-2016
A bear punched with a hand, is worth less than two kicked in the bush.
Goggle girl
19-08-2016
Love is... Never walking past a mirror

There's no fool like an old Heavy D

He who laughs last, laughs maniacally

The love of Bear is the root of all evil

It is better to have loved, and lost last ve, than never to have been on tv.
Rhumbatugger
19-08-2016
Women are from Venus, Bear is from Uranus.
Rhumbatugger
19-08-2016
Cheers everyone - these are GREAT.

I'm laughing like a foooooooeeeelll.
Goggle girl
19-08-2016
Originally Posted by Rhumbatugger:
“If at first you don't succeed, be more trying.

If at first you don't succeed, get your tits out.

If even then you don't succeed, shag on tv.”

In the interests of sexual equality, an alternative to no#2

" if at first you don't succeed, get your bollocks out".
claremonts
19-08-2016
All dressed up and nowhere to go-unless you're evicted! 😄
Dippydolly
19-08-2016
Originally Posted by Rhumbatugger:
“Women are from Venus, Bear is from Uranus.”

Now that,s my fave so far
Rhumbatugger
19-08-2016
Lewis' love for himself, is the greatest love of all.
Goggle girl
19-08-2016
"dignity at all times". (Sorry, couldn't resist )
claremonts
19-08-2016
Got to be careful now-few smutty ones coming to mind!
mialicious
19-08-2016
the squeaky grass gets the grease
hope for the best but prepare for bear
actions speak louder than ricky
if it aint broke..get heavy d to sit on it
easy cum, easy chlo
if you cant beat 'em, throw a drink at 'em
don't put all your eggs in bears basket
SpecialFried
19-08-2016
Originally Posted by mialicious:
“the squeaky grass gets the grease
hope for the best but prepare for bear
actions speak louder than ricky
if it aint broke..get heavy d to sit on it
easy cum, easy chlo
if you cant beat em, throw a drink at them
don't put all your eggs in bears basket”

(Not a cliche or saying and I've used it on this forum already but...)

"To-night! Bear gets creative with olive oil! Yes, it's Exxon The Grass!!"

*gets coat*

Quote:
“if it aint broke..get heavy d to sit on it”

MsBehaviour
19-08-2016
Cry havoc and release the Bears of war
Age cannot wither Lewis, nor custom stale his infinite narcissism
If you can't stand Renee, stay out of the kitchen
Spare the rod and spoil the Bear
One small step for man, one giant leap for Lewis
Don't look a gift Tony-the-pony in the mouth
Hell hath no fury like a Sam nominated
like an egg to the slaughter
BabelBrook
19-08-2016
Don't wash your dirty linen in the bath tub

Reality TV makes strange bedfellows

Eat drink and be merry because tonight we act like pratts

and one that doesn't require amendment

Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.
viva.espana
19-08-2016
Originally Posted by Rhumbatugger:
“A bear punched with a hand, is worth less than two kicked in the bush.”



An existing bird in Bear's hand is really not worth the fallout of Chloe bush.
viva.espana
19-08-2016
Under Heavy D manners. (Now that's serious opression.)
viva.espana
19-08-2016
Too many cocks spoil the series.
claremonts
19-08-2016
Get your coat you've pulled (Lewis talking to his reflection)

A Bear-brained idea

Fancy meeting you here-i think we got away with that whatsApp chat!

Take the Bear by the horns
JayDee279
19-08-2016
"I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend to the death my right to say so, repeatedly, very loudly, nose-to-nose."
Trumbles
20-08-2016
Well this has come to life since I last looked.

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...and God said 'Let there not be Heavy. And lo, he was evicted.'

You have to get up pretty early in the Marnie to fool showmance fans.
(Sorry )

If you do wrong, then on your head be doughnuts.

That's like teaching your grandmother to suck plums.

If wishes were horses, idiots would ride zebras.

Originally Posted by claremonts:
“Got to be careful now-few smutty ones coming to mind!”

I think the way has been cleared for you.
benbeez1
20-08-2016
sticks & Heavy D's stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me
hisdogspot
20-08-2016
If the shoe fits wear it on your cock
claremonts
20-08-2016
He ain't Heavy (D), he's my brother...
Waissel while you work-do do do do do do do
Marnie, Marnie, Marnie, must be funny, in a rich mans world...

Sorry Trumbles, just thought of a few songs and broke the rules (pathetic songs i know)!
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