Is it really that big??
Lewis's size.
Originally Posted by TheDC:
“No. 7" maybe 7.5". Large but not really that big.”
“No. 7" maybe 7.5". Large but not really that big.”
Camera zoom works a treat.......
Certainly not EXCEPTIONALLY large like Marnie says. Perhaps size is in the eye of the beholder (or holder).
Originally Posted by revolver44:
“Depends if he's a grower or a show-er”
“Depends if he's a grower or a show-er”
If the first time he whipped his nob out and put it on centre stage was anything to go by, it looked like a little old bald man curled up in an average sized, beige duffel coat.
Originally Posted by TheDC:
“No. 7" maybe 7.5". Large but not really that big.”
“No. 7" maybe 7.5". Large but not really that big.”
Women apparently consider girth more important then length.
Slight tangent, but Bear's actually quite short in height isn't he?
Small, angry man syndrome. *nods wisely*
Small, angry man syndrome. *nods wisely*
Originally Posted by TheDC:
“No. 7" maybe 7.5". Large but not really that big.”
“No. 7" maybe 7.5". Large but not really that big.”
How do you know this ? We've not seem him fully erect have we ?
We dont know if hes a grower or a shower.
But for real if hes just 7.5" "Large but not really that big" lol
Originally Posted by ageappropriate:
“I'm surprised Marnie can even tell if it's in.”
“I'm surprised Marnie can even tell if it's in.”
I'd be surprised if it touched the sides .
Originally Posted by All_seeing_eye:
“Is it really that big??”
“Is it really that big??”
It's maybe big for her as it's the largest she's had?
Originally Posted by Iggy's Boy:
“Certainly not EXCEPTIONALLY large like Marnie says. Perhaps size is in the eye of the beholder (or holder).”
“Certainly not EXCEPTIONALLY large like Marnie says. Perhaps size is in the eye of the beholder (or holder).”
Have the GS lot all got little things???
Originally Posted by PotNoodleMonkey:
“If the first time he whipped his nob out and put it on centre stage was anything to go by, it looked like a little old bald man curled up in an average sized, beige duffel coat.”
“If the first time he whipped his nob out and put it on centre stage was anything to go by, it looked like a little old bald man curled up in an average sized, beige duffel coat.”
You've clearly given this a lot of thought.
Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“I'd be surprised if it touched the sides .”
“I'd be surprised if it touched the sides .”
Like one quote I heard yonks ago, 'it was so small, it was like waving a pencil around in the Albert Hall'!
Originally Posted by PaleHorse:
“You've clearly given this a lot of thought.”
“You've clearly given this a lot of thought.
”
Yes, indeed. My writer brain goes into overdrive at times, and the smallest thing can trigger it off
Slight tangent but why do people always make comments about the perceived size of a woman's vagina if she's been promiscuous,, why would it be any larger than that of a woman that's only ever had one partner but has sex just as regularly?
*gets off soap box*
*gets off soap box*
Originally Posted by Jim_Bob5:
“No, but that atrocious Geordie slag can't shut up about it, she was on about it on the BOTS too.”
“No, but that atrocious Geordie slag can't shut up about it, she was on about it on the BOTS too.”
Because finding that the titterworthiest subject ever is the stage some people have never/will never get beyond. Thus bring on an Argos-grade Chippendale = pinnacle of entertainment.
Originally Posted by Jim_Bob5:
“No, but that atrocious Geordie slag can't shut up about it, she was on about it on the BOTS too.”
“No, but that atrocious Geordie slag can't shut up about it, she was on about it on the BOTS too.”
I wish that atrocious Cockney Slag would shut up when he was going on about going down on women and loving a finger inserted into his arsehole at the point of shooting his load and shagging Chloe in the shower and licking chocolate off her tits all over the sofa. But hey, when he does it, it's entertainment. When a girl does it, she's a slag.
Yes, I agree about the Geordie lass and her gob and having the brain cells of a fruit fly, that she couldn't think of anything decent to say, so came out with something crude - But, I have the same revulsion when Bear opens his gob and does the same thing and he's a million times worse with that kind of subject. Ditto, Marnie and Lewis.
Originally Posted by keeping_it_real:
“Slight tangent but why do people always make comments about the perceived size of a woman's vagina if she's been promiscuous,, why would it be any larger than that of a woman that's only ever had one partner but has sex just as regularly?
*gets off soap box*”
“Slight tangent but why do people always make comments about the perceived size of a woman's vagina if she's been promiscuous,, why would it be any larger than that of a woman that's only ever had one partner but has sex just as regularly?
*gets off soap box*”
Because they're completely ignorant of how a woman's body works. Probably never having been in close range of a real live one
Originally Posted by PotNoodleMonkey:
“If the first time he whipped his nob out and put it on centre stage was anything to go by, it looked like a little old bald man curled up in an average sized, beige duffel coat.”
“If the first time he whipped his nob out and put it on centre stage was anything to go by, it looked like a little old bald man curled up in an average sized, beige duffel coat.”
You inadvertently just described James
Originally Posted by PotNoodleMonkey:
“I wish that atrocious Cockney Slag would shut up when he was going on about going down on women and loving a finger inserted into his arsehole at the point of shooting his load and shagging Chloe in the shower and licking chocolate off her tits all over the sofa. But hey, when he does it, it's entertainment. When a girl does it, she's a slag.
Yes, I agree about the Geordie lass and her gob and having the brain cells of a fruit fly, that she couldn't think of anything decent to say, so came out with something crude - But, I have the same revulsion when Bear opens his gob and does the same thing and he's a million times worse with that kind of subject. Ditto, Marnie and Lewis.”
“I wish that atrocious Cockney Slag would shut up when he was going on about going down on women and loving a finger inserted into his arsehole at the point of shooting his load and shagging Chloe in the shower and licking chocolate off her tits all over the sofa. But hey, when he does it, it's entertainment. When a girl does it, she's a slag.
Yes, I agree about the Geordie lass and her gob and having the brain cells of a fruit fly, that she couldn't think of anything decent to say, so came out with something crude - But, I have the same revulsion when Bear opens his gob and does the same thing and he's a million times worse with that kind of subject. Ditto, Marnie and Lewis.”
Not to me, those were more amongst the more cringeworthy contributions by the Bear, no one (normal) wants to visualise his revolting sex stories.
