He's definitely, DEFINITELY, not interested in showbiz or showmances. The ONLY important thing is that his and Marnie's families approve of their 'relationship'.

His five year plan then.

Exit BB House [in a double with Bear hopefully]
Sit on pavement for a couple of days awaiting Marnie following.
Go for a nice cup of tea.
Shop for rings.
Look anxiously at bank balance.
Buy new 'tailored jeans' - got to look nice to meet the faimbly after all.
Meet families.
Get wed.
Disappear into blissful oblivion. The pair of them.

Or perhaps not? Don't tell me that wasn't sincere?

He's like a slimy second hand car salesman. Maybe that's his future, selling clapped out bangers dressed up as bargains.

His magazine deals will keep him in fake tan for a while. He doesn't want to be on television, did he mention that -again.

Comedy value on this idiot is priceless with his SWISS TONY style

Bandana's loafers and geeky glasses for the casual Fop Around Town

tory back bench mp for nowhere interesting in the home counties

His career path? Just being awesome.

Thank you for that piercing insight.

Welcome. You see, I've been listening closely to what Lewis has got to say and it would seem that he is quite sure he IS awesome and everyone should know this.

I loved the genius post I read yesterday on his bandana thread that he a living Ken doll. Personally I think that's the career for him. He doesn't need 5 years. Just long enough enough for a quick change, accessorise and he's good to go. In the manbag.

His five year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and civilizations, to boldy go where no one has gone before!

EDIT: Sorry, wrong show.

His speeches for the sake of the cameras are almost laughable, even Marnie looks a bit sheepish when he goes too far.

Hopefully he just buggers off into obscurity

I think it was on LF last night when he was chatting to Bear( Bear was " warning him off being with a woman who has fame ) and Lewis mentioned that Marnie has money , fame and loads of followers ....
And " he's not interested AT ALL in all that ". Then why mention it all,Lewis ???

*Listen carefully when he keeps repeating the same thing - normally lies - he can't help himself repeating over and over*

Whatever it was - It's a meal ticket plan now

The only chance Lewis has of achieving anything remotely close to that is if he buys No Man's Sky

If he finds he has any spare time in amongst all the wooing of Marnie's family I think he should have a bash at writing self help books. Or tag lines for Apprentice contestants. "I wake up and taste success in my spit." That sorta stuff has Lewis all over it.


Or back to the 80s where he belongs.

He did have a carrer path but unfortunately it got covered by sand

It was mentioned in the context of previous gfs who'd been interested in Lewis because of HIS fame. He was enjoying the prospect of being with someone who wouldn't want to sponge off him.

That makes sense but who could or would sponge off someone who has nothing ?

i remember in towie when he split up with lauren p for cheating on her, she made some comments about him having no career and being a loser.
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/tv/big-br...Marnie-Simpson

"there was a baseball bat in the room" LOL

I have no idea. What does he do? Does he do anything?