Notice how the phrase "nice guy", when referring to Lewis, only ever seems to come out of the mouth of Lewis? Literally no one else in that house has ever referred to him like this.
And don't even get me started on his big pep talk to himself in the bathroom. Word for word:
1. I'm doing well for myself.
2. I'm in good shape.
3. I've got a job.
4. I've got a career path.
5. I've got a five-year plan, baby.
Funny how Marnie doesn't even feature in the top five Miracles of Lewis. He mentions her afterwards, of course, before humping the bathroom wall in a lewd fashion.
I really can't stand this arrogant, self-obsessed twit. I detest him more than I do Bear, and he's even starting to make me pity Marnie, who's clearly obsessed with him.
And don't even get me started on his big pep talk to himself in the bathroom. Word for word:
1. I'm doing well for myself.
2. I'm in good shape.
3. I've got a job.
4. I've got a career path.
5. I've got a five-year plan, baby.
Funny how Marnie doesn't even feature in the top five Miracles of Lewis. He mentions her afterwards, of course, before humping the bathroom wall in a lewd fashion.
I really can't stand this arrogant, self-obsessed twit. I detest him more than I do Bear, and he's even starting to make me pity Marnie, who's clearly obsessed with him.
