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Old 10-05-2005, 15:05
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* Rachel doing her cringe worthy dance/ strip tease. "Hows it make you feel?"

* Adele: "Miranda can you be my PA. I will need someone to make notes for me to refer too"

* Adele: "Miranda get back on this side of the road. You can't go running off like that"

* Saira: "Im very very sorry that im really loud, but i was born with this gob and have to use it"

* the megaphone re-appearing

* Lindsay most likely rigging the vote to make the gap between the toys smaller, then still choosing her toy

* Paul arguing with Saira constantly.

* Ben being miserable in Harrods

* Paul dressed as a bear in Harrods

* Adele (constantly in harrods: "Oh for gods sake!"

* Raj messing up with Paul McKenna

* james' wolf jacket

* Miriam controlling her boys when they broke the jukebox: "boys!"

* And her subsequent fashion show when they won the task

* Rachel: "I liked the masturbatory and rapey ones"

* Saira: "Hello. are you important? Our favourite colours are... well i havent got the list with me but i think we like red blue yellow and green"
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Old 10-05-2005, 15:23
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The best line by far

Paul: I'm Roman Catholic, and i swear.

AS: I'm jewish and i don't give a sh%t

Sir Alan Sugar was the best part of the programme for me. It wouldn't have worked as well - he may have been guided slightly but his classic 'you're fired' with the pointy finger made me and the wife giggle every time.. roll on series 2.
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Old 10-05-2005, 16:30
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Rachel's dance was pure David Brent. Favourite task was the Spurs task, and that manager giving Saira what for over the phone.
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Old 11-05-2005, 13:24
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James' wolf jacket has to be the best. My husband and I were in tears over that one. Joint top for my husband was the Catholic comment by Paul.
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Old 11-05-2005, 18:23
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The classic- "YOU CAN'T F*****G FIRE ME!!!!"

Oh and in the first episode when the girls took forever thinking up a team-name!

Rachel's dancing tops the lot for me though!! I wish I could see that clip again!! That really deserved to go on that 'You're Hired' programme . . .
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Old 11-05-2005, 19:22
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Paul; That's hardly fair....

SAS; Fair!? The only fair you'll get here is the train fare home!

A classic line.

AND

Saira hollering at James to 'pull his finger out and put it in his mouth' was a classic, the girl sat nect to Saira was in hysterics!
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Old 13-05-2005, 18:58
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The classic for me was Paul trying to make his actor laugh and telling the advark joke then Raj not getting it and Paul having to explain it which made everyone in the room laugh except the actor!!!!! LMAO!!!!
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Old 13-05-2005, 18:59
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Oh and Saira and James had me in hysterics over that wolf jacket thing!!!
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Old 16-05-2005, 20:08
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Wolf Jacket

Paul and Saira

Lindsey - Episode 2 - kept going with the "secret signals" even though her own team said it was a crap idea, losing the task and getting fired.
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Old 17-05-2005, 14:16
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Gawd, she was annoying!! I was just sat laughing at her trying to pitch to SAS that idea . . .
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Old 17-05-2005, 15:35
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Saira and James' Wolf Spirit Jacket hysterics was my favourite moment.

I haven't laughed at a television show like that in a long time.

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Old 20-04-2006, 11:32
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Originally Posted by JonDoe
Saira and James' Wolf Spirit Jacket hysterics was my favourite moment.

I haven't laughed at a television show like that in a long time.

I loved the look on James' face when he saw the jacket he would have to wear and sell!
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Old 02-02-2007, 09:52
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Easily everything Paul vs. Saira. Those two made the first series.
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Old 05-02-2007, 22:15
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God, there were so many.

Wolf Jacket, of course.

Paul's flower-selling montage (Wk 1).

Matthew (awkward bloke) losing it against the other team with regards to the leaflets.

Saira v Director of Communications at Spurs.

But I think the star of the series (for me) was Paul. The way he handled himself in the boardroom and he was a funny bloke.
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Old 07-02-2007, 18:52
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Although it wasn't funny one of the most remarkable moments for me was when Tim got it all wrong with Ian Wright.

It's still a favourite moment because it was so touching. My heart was truly bleeding for him.

(And I didn't like Ian Wright much since then).
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Old 26-03-2007, 12:31
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Saira was best thing about series for me. Could.nt believe Tim won, saira was the star whereas, Tim was very boring and kept his head down.

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saira saying: Im very very sorry that im really loud, but i was born with this gob and have to use it.

and the Wolf Jacket was priceless. Herself and james were a great team.
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Old 26-03-2007, 16:35
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I think this was funny'

Paul dressed as a bear in Harrods
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