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Letters from home , what would yours be?
I must have an odd family but I would not get a letter that reduces housemates to Oscar winning performances and I certainly wouldn't cry if my mum walked in the house.
Dear Exmrs Not watched the show as you know we go to bed early. Her from next door has been at it again arguing with her latest boyfriend so dad had to turn the radio up. Boris has a new doggy girlfriend he met at the park and he loves his new dog bed that we had made. Lots of love Ps do you know the password for the wifi ? It's gone off again and we can't set it up |
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Mine would be from Severn Trent Water Industry Company
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Dear Mum,
The embarrassment is too much. We've sold your house and are now starting new lives in Australia. Your kids. |
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I never have - and never will - understand the over-the-top reaction to letter from home! It's my least favourite part of the show. For starters, all the letters are the bl**dy same
you're doing so well we miss you small child/dog licks the tv screen whenever you're on we can't wait to have you home blah blah bl**dy blah pointless. |
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Hello you
BB said we have to write this letter so here goes: We're missing you so much as there's nobody else here who wants to pick up the dog poo out of the garden. Auntie Val says you really need to pluck your chin and wax your moustache. Also, you're doing okay but you need to ease up on the booze and stop stuffing your face as you're getting a bit of a muffin top. From us lot. P.S. The dog was sick on your bed as i stripped it when you left so that it could air off. We've ordered a new one but it's not due for another fortnight so can you try and stay in a bit longer til it's delivered. |
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Get the heck out of there - the people on DS are slagging you off mercilessly.
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I never have - and never will - understand the over-the-top reaction to letter from home! It's my least favourite part of the show. For starters, all the letters are the bl**dy same
you're doing so well we miss you small child/dog licks the tv screen whenever you're on we can't wait to have you home blah blah bl**dy blah pointless. |
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Mine would be from Severn Trent Water Industry Company
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Hello you
BB said we have to write this letter so here goes: We're missing you so much as there's nobody else here who wants to pick up the dog poo out of the garden. Auntie Val says you really need to pluck your chin and wax your moustache. Also, you're doing okay but you need to ease up on the booze and stop stuffing your face as you're getting a bit of a muffin top. From us lot. P.S. The dog was sick on your bed as i stripped it when you left so that it could air off. We've ordered a new one but it's not due for another fortnight so can you try and stay in a bit longer til it's delivered. Superb.
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I never have - and never will - understand the over-the-top reaction to letter from home! It's my least favourite part of the show. For starters, all the letters are the bl**dy same
you're doing so well we miss you small child/dog licks the tv screen whenever you're on we can't wait to have you home blah blah bl**dy blah pointless. I think the reactions are completely understandable. |
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I don't think the reactions are over the top. They have to spend a fair bit of time with absolutely zero contact from their families. This includes not physically seeing them, no letter writing, no phone calls, no text messages, no social media, nothing. There is no way of knowing how they are doing, (unless one of them falling seriously ill or something is one of the things you previously asked BB to be notified about whilst in the house). Keeping in contact with our families is something that I'm sure most of us do on a regular basis. Even if it's not actually seeing them, there would more than likely be some form of contact with them. This, as well as spending 24/7 in such a pressure cooker environment where every emotion is heightened by a thousand, where everything you say and do is closely scrutinised by the public and where it feels like you've been living in that house for about a year.
I think the reactions are completely understandable. I'm at the other end of the spectre. I think their reactions are pathetically ridiculous.
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I'd cry if my mum walked into the house, then wonder how BB had acquired the means of resurrecting the dead.
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I wouldn't want a letter, it defeats the whole idea of the show
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Hi there,
Not sure why we are being coerced into writing you a letter when you have been away from home for less time than your average photo shoot / film shoot / holiday, but here it goes... Watching you on TV is really weird, but luckily you are getting very little screen-time as - so far - you haven't shagged anyone or terrorised the rest of your housemates. Dad was wondering why you cry so much; is it because you can feel your brain cells dying with each passing day? We were all really proud of you for refusing to do the Gunge-yourself-in-the-face-whilst-eating-muck-and-slagging-off-your-housemates-task, but was it really such a great idea to question the producers' competence so openly? Now it seems they have cut together some out-of-context clips to paint you as the villain. All in all, nothing has changed here (it has been less than 3 weeks after all lol), but if you could not read this bit out loud and just break down a bit that might really help your standing with the GBP. Love you loads, Your Generic Family. (PS - The Producers here. Cue emotion). |
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This thread is so hilariously British, I love it!
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I must have an odd family but I would not get a letter that reduces housemates to Oscar winning performances and I certainly wouldn't cry if my mum walked in the house.
Dear Exmrs Not watched the show as you know we go to bed early. Her from next door has been at it again arguing with her latest boyfriend so dad had to turn the radio up. Boris has a new doggy girlfriend he met at the park and he loves his new dog bed that we had made. Lots of love Ps do you know the password for the wifi ? It's gone off again and we can't set it up ![]()
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I must have an odd family but I would not get a letter that reduces housemates to Oscar winning performances and I certainly wouldn't cry if my mum walked in the house.
Dear Exmrs Not watched the show as you know we go to bed early. Her from next door has been at it again arguing with her latest boyfriend so dad had to turn the radio up. Boris has a new doggy girlfriend he met at the park and he loves his new dog bed that we had made. Lots of love Ps do you know the password for the wifi ? It's gone off again and we can't set it up thank you for the lols everyone. I am not the only cold-hearted unsentimental emotionless ghoul; nice to know. Can't stand letters from home, 'awards' ceremonies or the final tearful dinner & toast ourselves.. I'll leave you to guess how moved I was at the defacement of the luvly school yearbook.
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Dear Xuri,
**** you. Sincerely, Woman Who Pushed You Out Of Her VaJayJay |
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lol
The book...
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Dear Gran
You are an embarssment. PS How much are they paying you...my car's on it's last legs. PSS Mum has put a floppy hat and dark glasses in the post..we don't want the neighbours to recognize you. Kisses L. |
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I never have - and never will - understand the over-the-top reaction to letter from home! It's my least favourite part of the show. For starters, all the letters are the bl**dy same
you're doing so well we miss you small child/dog licks the tv screen whenever you're on we can't wait to have you home blah blah bl**dy blah pointless. ![]() I'd be more bothered about my pooch. ![]() As for the password fir the WiFi mine are the same. I'd get comments like.......where's this or that I can't find it! As I'm the only one that tidied up and knows where things get put. Tho ugh I suspect most of it is laziness and they can't be bothered to look themselves.
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Dear Moose
You stuff is out on the street in bin bags The locks have been changed You are no longer our sister/friend. Even the cats have disowned you. Your ever loving siblings/friends/cats x |
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You'd at least expect someone to go full on with the in house reveals about bitching etc it's always so tame.
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my crap answer to a brilliant thread ...
Dear Misty the longer you stay in there the better. the GBP have just googled that you have fkd with *** *** ******* (insert famous person) and they want details. p.s. virgin media has cut you off because they found out you are a customer of theirs |
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They're vetted by the producers aren't they?
I think they change the rules as it suits them.Not a fan of outside info, but if your gonna allow it at least make sure it packs a wallop. ![]()
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Superb.


I think they change the rules as it suits them.