so george is worried about how they will eat thinly sliced pieces of beef but hasn't a problem with the pirate serving eye fillets ?

I don't count Karmen. She's a mosquito waiting to be swatted.

sounds like this is going to be a close call

edit : oops i spoke too soon

15 short? Even though they are doing 15 less than the blue team? I smell a rat (parfait)

Being unable to count to 75 is a pretty major issue...

another suggestion for the new MCA theme tune

"the tears of a chloe"

God dammit!

Oh well if Karmen can't count she shouldn't be there, get that mosquito swatted!

Knew it. Far too much doom and gloom footage on the blue team at the beginning.

At least it gets Karmen into elimination.

I like!

Matt's entertainment?

0 DAYS SINCE LAST PARFAIT

Seriously someone needs to go back through the competition and count 'em all. Karmen didn't disappoint

Surprised the blue team won, Brett's "um...umm... beef...umm...and sauce?" strategy didn't inspire confidence.

you've gotta fight for your right to parfait?

ROFL! Love it

george's new catchphrase at the beginning of a challenge

"lets get the parfait started" by pink

I hope that by the end of tonight Karmen's will be

'It's my parfait and I'll cry if I want to'

i think thats more a chloe tune tho

It is, but I can hope.

we need to have a MCA 2016 album

so far we have

Parfait - fairground attraction
You got to fight for the right to Parfait- the beastie Boys
Tears of a Chloe - Smokey Robinson
Its my Parfait(and i'll cry if i want to) - Leslie Gore
Lets get this Parfait started - Pink
Parfait Day - Lou Reed
F***in' Parfait - Pink

that last one is our reaction every time we hear what they are cooking

How about...

Back in Black - AC/DC (for eliminations!)
I've Got The Power (Apron) - Snap

and for all the dessert queens:
Sugar-coated Iceberg - The Lightning Seeds

And for future MCA desert queens there'll be Parfait Like it's 2016

Ok, husband has come back from shopping with a couple of duck legs and a cauliflower and I'm looking for inspiration! Obviously parfait was my first thought but will be very grateful for any suggestions

Looking through my meagre pantry, I've rubbed a bit of 5 spice on them, roasting spuds with the fat and orange juiced up some carrot batons

It's not going to appear on Masterchef anytime soon!

At least you didn't use orange squash on the carrots. I watched an episode (or perhaps more than one) of Come Dine with Me where people have used orange squash rather than orange juice.

do they really have to use a Karmen VT right at the start of the show, it risks putting people to sleep and missing the show

i hate auction challenges ...

edit : this sounds better than the way they usually do it tho

will be a bit of a lottery if someone has a dish in mind that they can do from just the first pantry

Oh no, that would be horrific!

The order that I want these lot to leave in, from "get off my screen now" down to "don't go, my life will be over"

Karmen
Elise
Mimi
Trent
Matt

Oh, this is a convoluted auction!