That this episode might contain adults acting like toddlers.
This episode might contain spilt food.

LOL, I remember when the warnings were only a few times a series, and you thought "ah, this one might be interesting" .... Now its every single night, and its all fake it doesn't really have the same effect.

This episode may contain footage that will enrage people who pretended they stopped watching two weeks ago.

This episode might actually entertain you without childish antics

I don't know why they just dont' put the OFCOM number up before it starts.

This episode may damage your credulity.

This episode contains an abundance of wet lettuce.

This episode is unscripted 😱

If easily offended don't bother watching.

This episode might put you to sleep If Bear isn't featured.

WARNING!! This episode may inexplicably contain a stand-alone 30 second long scene of Sam being told to place a pen in a cupboard and then placing a pen in a cupboard.

Warning, the show may contain extreme felatio.

Prepare for repetitive behaviour

Prepare for gratuitous scenes of smoking

Prepare for pasta eating