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Old 22-08-2016, 21:32
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She picked it off the minging floor and blew on it
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Old 22-08-2016, 21:37
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Yuck that floor is filthy
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Old 22-08-2016, 21:37
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Yes, but what about the food?
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Old 22-08-2016, 21:40
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She picked it off the minging floor and blew on it
3 second rule.

Marnie is far and away my least favourite but she amused me a few times tonight.

The bacon thing. I'm with her. It's bacon. You eat it no matter.

The blow job thing had me in stitches. Giving eye contact to the penis.

Liked how she took nominations too, particularly compared to how Sam and Bear reacted.
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Old 22-08-2016, 21:43
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Better than being toast.
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Old 22-08-2016, 21:48
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Marnies lack of pretension is her best asset. Shes ok.
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Old 22-08-2016, 21:52
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3 second rule.

Marnie is far and away my least favourite but she amused me a few times tonight.

The bacon thing. I'm with her. It's bacon. You eat it no matter.

The blow job thing had me in stitches. Giving eye contact to the penis.

Liked how she took nominations too, particularly compared to how Sam and Bear reacted.
The banana thing made me laugh too. And Katie "even I knew about the face thing'. I had no idea that was a "thing"
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Old 22-08-2016, 21:53
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Yes, but what about the food?
LOL
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:11
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By all accounts, it's the best in Newcastle.
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:21
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Dirty mare, mind she's probably had more grubby things in her mouth.
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:24
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The banana thing made me laugh too. And Katie "even I knew about the face thing'. I had no idea that was a "thing"
We didn't know it was a thing either. It opened up a discussion in our house.
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:26
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That was a bit far for me, it has to be my own floor not the big brother floor and it was filthy
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:31
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I think she thought you made eye contact with the penis's eye. 😱 🙈🍌

Don't look Ethel 😉
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:38
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dirty food for a dirty mouth
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:41
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lol Marnie's a tramp, what does one expect?
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:41
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I think she thought you made eye contact with the penis's eye. 😱 🙈🍌

Don't look Ethel 😉


Too late. Ethel got an eyeful 😳
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Old 22-08-2016, 22:43
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she as kissed lewis
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Old 22-08-2016, 23:09
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she as kissed lewis
Fair point.
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Old 22-08-2016, 23:24
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I have never knocked a plate off the table in my life, how did she even manage that? lol
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Old 22-08-2016, 23:26
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3 second rule.

Marnie is far and away my least favourite but she amused me a few times tonight.

The bacon thing. I'm with her. It's bacon. You eat it no matter.

The blow job thing had me in stitches. Giving eye contact to the penis.

Liked how she took nominations too, particularly compared to how Sam and Bear reacted.
Oh I thought the 'I thought you were supposed to look the penis in the eye' line was hysterical
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Old 22-08-2016, 23:37
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Oh I thought the 'I thought you were supposed to look the penis in the eye' line was hysterical
Yeah, she was funny tonight - so much better sans Lewis the Tool.

She's probably done enough to save herself.
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Old 23-08-2016, 00:14
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I have never knocked a plate off the table in my life, how did she even manage that? lol
I know! It looked so gormless....
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Old 23-08-2016, 00:18
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Yeah, she was funny tonight - so much better sans Lewis the Tool.

She's probably done enough to save herself.
Done enough to save her own bacon??
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Old 23-08-2016, 00:24
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Done enough to save her own bacon??
That too
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Old 23-08-2016, 00:37
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I have never knocked a plate off the table in my life, how did she even manage that? lol
Exactly.

How can a so called grown up manage to push a plate full of food off the table and onto the floor by accident?
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