The producers of Strictly are so pleased with the highly positive reaction to this year's celebrity line-up that they decide to throw all caution to the wind and give EVERY pro a partner.

You are tasked with signing up two more celebrities to this stellar cast. Who do you add?

(in the interests of this thread, please choose one male and one female...and let's try to keep the suggestions real - The Queen and the Dalai Lama are not likely to be "available" to appear...!).

Mine:

Shane Richie
Joanna Lumley

Mine:
Kylie Minogue
Paul Weller

Ray Quinn
Michelle Kegan

Either

Ruth Langford for Anton (Neil gets Anastacia)
Alfie Deyes for Chloe (he's young enough, has a young people demographic, summat to do with vlogging)

Or

Angelica Bell for Neil
Ryan Thomas for Oksana (Chloe gets Danny)

Or
Angelica /Alfie (would not cost too much, surely)

Double eliminations twice in the series so people don't moan about it being extended for a fortnight. All pros get to dance at least one week.

Dream casting would have been:
Daniel Mays/Kim Wilde OR
Brian Blessed/Joan Collins OR
Anthony Head/ Glynis Barber OR
Michaela Strachan/ Adam Hills

George Shelley and Perrie Edwards

Laura Main (Call The Midwife) to partner Neil.
Max Whitlock to partner Chloe.

Jack Laugher
Katie McGrath

Mine: Kylie Minogue and Charles Hanson

Jamie Redknapp and Yvette Cooper. They'll be in the audience enough already, so we might as well get a bit of friendly Logan-style matrimonial competition going.

Anyone already got to many to choose from in terms of votes.

They could start by getting someone from Emmerdale as the last person from off that soap to do the show was Lisa Riley.

Adele
Noel Gallagher

OMG Noel on Strictly! Even just the thought of that is hard to comprehend. Noel and Liam will put all feuds behind them and argue no more, and Oasis will reform and record a joint album with Blur before that happens!

You're so right but it would make good telly though-he has said no before so i can but dream!

Yes, it would, he would be hilarious. But as much as I love Strictly, and as much as I love Noel, I don't think I'd want to see the two together anyway, because Noel is so far above any kind of reality programme, and if he agreed to do Strictly he just wouldn't be the icon that he is anymore.

Aidan Turner - no explanation needed.
Charlotte Dujardin - just to see what Tess makes of her name

Laura Trott
Max Whitlock

Sharlotte doo jar jan

Max Wall
Hattie Jacques

That could work - if they both appear as skeletons for Halloween Week!

Paralympian Ellie Simmonds, Partnered by Aljaz - (but dancing with Wayne Sleep to reduce height difference to about 1 foot)

Usain Bolt - really just to see how many of the female pros he could get into bed, probably at the same time. (Obviously Claudia would self combust as well)

I can't stand Noel Gallacher, I hope he doesn't ever appear on the show.

I'd pick:

Joe McElderry

and

Susan Calman

(I'd also love to see Justin Fletcher do it, but since he's pretty much a workaholic, I doubt he'd be able to fit it into his schedule.)

If she ever did it, she'd be the second shortest contestant ever at 4'11''.