Thats like Chloes left breast accusing her left breast of being fake

"Pot calling the kettle black"

"People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones"

"Hypocrites get offended by the truth"

Well its good to see that Bear is thoroughly deluded about his own place in the world. He suffers from a presumption of self importance.

The man has about as much self awareness as house brick.

....said the talent-free about the talented.

"You're such an attention seeker," said Bear, as he juggled fire on his unicycle. He had to be careful as his body paint was flammable, and she was distracting him something terrible.

Brilliant! Post of the week