To the tune of Forever Autumn:

The summer sun, is fading as the year grows old,
And the long night's are drawing near,
This years Big Brother will soon be over,

Because the finals here, the finals heeerrrreee, the finals herrrreeee,

Four weeks ago, we saw the housemates arrive one by one,
And then one by one they disappeared,
There are only six left in there for us to watch now,

Because the finals here, the finals heeerrrreee, the finals herrrreeee,

Some housemates we grew to love, and some we grew to haaaaate aaate,
Some made us laugh, and some did nottt oootttttt,

A silent tear was shed by some as their favorite went,
As now they had no-one to cheer earrrr,
But in next year's Big Brother they'll cheer another,

As the finals here, the finallss heeerrrreee, the finals herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeee,

<DEEE DEEE DEEE DEEE DONG, DEEE DEEE DEEE DEEE DONG DONG>

The finals here, the finalls heeerrrreee, the finals herrrreeee...

Good

Can go on holiday tomorrow and relax

There's another CBB in four months, I believe.

After this crap series I think Eamon's "F**k it (I don't want you back)" is more fitting.

See, I don't know why, I watch you so much
I guess you're my first TV crush
I loved you, voted on you
Now that's money down the drain
Cos you're no longer a game
You've changed so much that's how I feel

Eviction nights - they don't mean shit now
F**k launch nights twists they are shit anyhow
You gave us Bear, we couldn't bear that
F**k you Big Bro, don't you come back.