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Old 27-08-2016, 02:06
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So much controversy tonight from the various camps of supporters about who was the rightful winners and losers from CBB 2016. No way to call it but I think an interesting perspective would be what you thought the various HMs would doing in 10 years time off the back of the show.

Lewis ... No longer on TV but has invested his money wisely ( he's vain not stupid) and earns a good living off the proceeds. Divorced with young kids because he failed to understand that the women who threw themselves at him because he used to be famous weren't a patch on the woman he married.

Marnie .... didn't invest her money wisely ( she's not vain but stupid) but is happily married to a welder from South Shields whose a real looker with a big cock and she has 4 kids.

Heavy D .... Does the odd promo at night clubs where he turns up and shouts Boom.

Renee ... CBB was a real turning point for her, she took anger management classes, converted to Buddism and is now does PR for the Dalai Lama.

Katie ... after her 2016 smash hit "Instability" she retired from music, converted to Scientology and is married to Tom Cruise. Frankie walked her down the aisle.

James Whale ... still producing Whales Weekly for Radio Berkshire, If it's not broke don't fix it.

Frankie .... lives in LA with his twin Pekingese dogs Rylan and Emma and his younger Cuban boyfriend Orquidea (it means "beautiful as a flower" and that's what Frankie thinks he is ). He maintains his successful career presenting and choreographing stage shows.

Bear ... Had his 15 minutes of fame which due to his perseverance, positive thinking and sheer inability to shut the f*ck up stretched to 45 minutes. He went through his £12k CBB fee plus the Ok and Channel 5 royalties for coverage of his and Chloe's first shag (or was it the 2nd,3rd,4th) in the next 6 months. When the money ran out Chloe moved out too. Luckily Bears mum stepped in and he is back at home in his Thomas the Tank Engine bedroom.

Just my thoughts, anyone else.
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Old 27-08-2016, 02:09
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lol very funny!
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Old 27-08-2016, 02:17
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I can only see Bear in prison in the future. Have we ever had a BB HM end up in chokey? US BB HMs have ended up there so like everything else it is time for us to follow suit
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Old 27-08-2016, 02:50
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Audery ... landed her dream job writing speeches for Hilary Clinton shortly after leaving the house, a fellow strong woman who always keeps it real. Unfortunately, after one too many unwelcome passes from Bill in the first few weeks she resigned for personal reasons having never once inhaled. She's a reality TV gal at heart though so when the big bucks rolled in from Donald she had a sudden epiphany and joined the Republican campaign. Audrey O'Day is largely credited with delivering the presidency to Donald Trump by transforming his appeal to woman voters through the launch of Trump Tampons, wear your kitten ears to work day and the "yes I am a total bitch 5 days of the month, get over it" support group. She is also credited in her charity work for eradicating Bears in America which has seen death from Bear related injuries drop significantly.
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Old 27-08-2016, 02:54
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i knew you were bonkers when you suggested Lewis ''is vain not stupid''.
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Old 27-08-2016, 02:57
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I can only see Bear in prison in the future. Have we ever had a BB HM end up in chokey? US BB HMs have ended up there so like everything else it is time for us to follow suit
Charlie from BB10 ended up in prison after a violent assault.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...ummond-3102323
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Old 27-08-2016, 03:05
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AUBREY not Audery!
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Old 27-08-2016, 03:06
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Bear is in a horrific scatalogical reality show with previous winner Helen titled "Does Bear Shit in the Woods?" Will he do it? And more importantly where will he do it.

"Bear's feelin' missschivushhh to-dayyyy!" he says to himself, walking around the contraption holding Woods's body that allows her to be tilted to any angle. "And Bear's also been eatin' a lot-a beans." he continues. "A lot of beans."

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Old 27-08-2016, 03:14
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i knew you were bonkers when you suggested Lewis ''is vain not stupid''.
My perception is that he is not stupid, although I can't stand the guy. He has been a City Broker back in the day, might just be the no mark that gets the coffees and let's face it when we look at the recent banking crisis they are all tossers BUT you don't get to be accepted on the job to buy the coffees or be the tosser without reaching a certain level of academic achievement that gets you through the door. Listen to him talk, he's clearly not stupid just very, very vain and self absorbed.
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Old 27-08-2016, 03:16
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AUBREY not Audery!
Lol - very late and I have been fighting for a long time against the inevitable that I really need to be wearing glasses now.
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Old 27-08-2016, 03:17
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Bear is in a horrific scatalogical reality show with previous winner Helen titled "Does Bear Shit in the Woods?" Will he do it? And more importantly where will he do it.

"Bear's feelin' missschivushhh to-dayyyy!" he says to himself, walking around the contraption holding Woods's body that allows her to be tilted to any angle. "And Bear's also been eatin' a lot-a beans." he continues. "A lot of beans."
Omg.... absolutely brilliant
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Old 27-08-2016, 03:21
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Bear will be fine. He'll make promo appearances, probably fall back on his construction past with either his own firm or being one of the regulars on those house building/rebuilding tv shows.

Man, some people are really taking him personally for some reason. It was only a TV show and no one here lived with him. I don't get it.
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Old 27-08-2016, 09:01
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Loooooooool, loved that. You should send that into Ch5 so they can produce their verson of "The Kevin Bishop Show" CBB special.
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Old 27-08-2016, 09:12
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10 years on will be the twentieth aniversary of BB7 a real Big Brother.
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Old 27-08-2016, 09:32
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Charlie from BB10 ended up in prison after a violent assault.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...ummond-3102323
And Marco looks to be on a slippery slope so could well end up sharing a cell with Bear where they can compare notes on shagging conquests.
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Old 27-08-2016, 09:49
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The ones with careers will still be doing that, probably.
The ones whose "career" is playing an exaggerated version of themselves on the telly will soon be yesterday's men and women. If reality TV is still popular in ten years then they'll have a lot of competition for PAs from the CBB nightmares yet to come.
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Old 27-08-2016, 10:16
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Biggins: Following his heart rendering visit to Auschwitz (filmed in monochome for C5 and broadcast in early 2017) Biggins converted to Judaism. Having returned to the theatre and briefly touring as Fagan in Oliver and Tevye in Fiddler on the Roof (both roles receiving far from critical acclaim) he believed he was becoming typecast and decided to retire from show business altogether. He now lives on a kibbutz 30 miles north of Tel Aviv. His autobiography "Oy Vey, where did it all go wrong?" is currently only available on Amazon in the Hebrew Kindle version.
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Old 27-08-2016, 10:48
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Grant will have remarried to a woman with a trust fund. He will stray & they will part but not until he has spent a great deal of money. He will appear in celebrity first dates.

James will carry on broadcasting but will be offered a column as an 'agony uncle.

Ricky will get another part in a soap

Marnie & Lewis will stay together for a short while & have fun in the celeb mags, making some money. They will part amicably citing "wanting different things". She will have a string of c list celeb boyfriends but eventually settle down with someone with a proper job.
Lewis will bring out a clothing line & do some advertising work. He will marry a model/actress.

Chloe will have even more cosmetic surgery.
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Old 27-08-2016, 11:50
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Bear will be fat bald sitting in.some pub in Benidorm coming on to young women telling them all about his 3 week fame.
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Old 27-08-2016, 11:58
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I suspect the OP is not too far from the truth.
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Old 27-08-2016, 12:05
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Bear will be fat bald sitting in.some pub in Benidorm coming on to young women telling them all about his 3 week fame.
His chat up spiel will be something like 'I was proper famous in my day babe. People used to queue up in top places like Kavos, Malia, Magalluf and Napa to have a selfie taken with me and join in when I shouted oi, oi. It was quality. By the way, can you lend me a tenner to buy your a drink?'
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Old 27-08-2016, 12:10
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Biggins: Following his heart rendering visit to Auschwitz (filmed in monochome for C5 and broadcast in early 2017) Biggins converted to Judaism. Having returned to the theatre and briefly touring as Fagan in Oliver and Tevye in Fiddler on the Roof (both roles receiving far from critical acclaim) he believed he was becoming typecast and decided to retire from show business altogether. He now lives on a kibbutz 30 miles north of Tel Aviv. His autobiography "Oy Vey, where did it all go wrong?" is currently only available on Amazon in the Hebrew Kindle version.
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Old 27-08-2016, 12:50
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Bear will be fat bald sitting in.some pub in Benidorm coming on to young women telling them all about his 3 week fame.
That may be in 10 months rather than years.
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Old 27-08-2016, 12:58
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Bear - Will calm down/mature a bit within the next few years and do a Craig Phillips, setting up his own construction business.

Chloe - will go through a string of sugar daddies, maybe do a porn film

Heavy D - will go back to a normal life, maybe become an auctioneer or have his own market stall business

James - will make more appearances on radio and TV quiz shows, a la Michael Buerk after "I'm A Celebrity..."

Marnie - will get more surgery and make appearances on low rent TV shows, before ultimately going back to a normal life and marrying a "new money" bloke from Newcastle.

Ricky - maybe get a few more acting gigs (BBC comedy shows?) or a presenting/DJ spot on Kiss or something similar

Katie - will continue doing what she was doing before she left the house, maybe have a few appearances on Loose Women or This Morning

Frankie - he will make more appearances on US reality shows, but will always have his sister to fall back on if he ever finds himself out of work

Sam - appearances on Loose Women

Saira - will continue to do what she was doing before

Aubrey - set up her own business, not sure what

Lewis - will milk his "fame" for all it's worth

Renee - continue to do Mob Wives?

Grant - will remain doing what he was doing before
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Old 27-08-2016, 13:17
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Ricky will be the new James Bond.😘
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