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It is the Bear joke
What did we call Bears dog with the muzzle on?
It is...... The woofless.
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Bear walks into a pub with a steaming turd in his hand. The barman says "Get rid of that pile of shite NOW". Bear says "OK, mate".
Wait for it ..... And the barman says "I wasn't talking to you". I'm here all week! |
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It is asked, how long does it take Bear to change the lightbulb?
It is one month. Ten seconds replacing the bulb and 30 days, 23 hours, 59 mins and 50 seconds teasing the poor bulb. |
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It is asked, how long does it take Bear to change the lightbulb?
It is one month. Ten seconds replacing the bulb and 30 days, 23 hours, 59 mins and 50 seconds teasing the poor bulb. 3. One to sweep up the broken glass 'whoopise, I fell', one to clean up the pie and another to clear up all the coffee everywhere. (in the meantime he's stuffed an egg into the light socket) |
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How long does it take for Bear to change a lightbulb?
He stuffs an egg in the socket and waits for the world to turn around him. |
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How often does it take the Bear to change the lightbulb?
Every few minutes. He even drains the energy out of the energy saving ones. + they are expensive. |
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Bear walks into a shop.
The shop tender asks what do you want Bear? Twelve thousand Pounds of bulbs please. |
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Bear walks into a shop.
The shop tender asks what do you want Bear? Twelve thousand Pounds of bulbs please. |
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