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Old 27-08-2016, 18:29
Corey Webster
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What did we call Bears dog with the muzzle on?

It is......

The woofless.
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Old 27-08-2016, 18:44
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Bear walks into a pub with a steaming turd in his hand. The barman says "Get rid of that pile of shite NOW". Bear says "OK, mate".

Wait for it .....

And the barman says "I wasn't talking to you".

I'm here all week!
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Old 27-08-2016, 18:57
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It is asked, how long does it take Bear to change the lightbulb?

It is one month.

Ten seconds replacing the bulb and 30 days, 23 hours, 59 mins and 50 seconds teasing the poor bulb.
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Old 27-08-2016, 19:00
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It is asked, how long does it take Bear to change the lightbulb?

It is one month.

Ten seconds replacing the bulb and 30 days, 23 hours, 59 mins and 50 seconds teasing the poor bulb.
How many HMs does it take to change a lightbulb if Bear's involved?

3.
One to sweep up the broken glass 'whoopise, I fell', one to clean up the pie and another to clear up all the coffee everywhere. (in the meantime he's stuffed an egg into the light socket)
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Old 27-08-2016, 19:04
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How long does it take for Bear to change a lightbulb?

He stuffs an egg in the socket and waits for the world to turn around him.
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Old 27-08-2016, 19:09
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How often does it take the Bear to change the lightbulb?

Every few minutes.

He even drains the energy out of the energy saving ones.

+ they are expensive.
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Old 27-08-2016, 19:09
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Bear walks into a shop.

The shop tender asks what do you want Bear?

Twelve thousand Pounds of bulbs please.
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Old 27-08-2016, 19:11
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Bear walks into a shop.

The shop tender asks what do you want Bear?

Twelve thousand Pounds of bulbs please.
If it was £12K of eggs and coffee I could believe it.
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