So Colin Rusell is returning next week, I want to know how exactly he is connected to Claudette, Shirley and Gavin Sullivan.
Anyone have any ideas?
Anyone have any ideas?
EE - Question about the returnee (poss spoilers)
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Originally Posted by Broken_Arrow:
“Shirley = Turned him gay after sex
Gavin = His first boyfriend
Claudette = Barry Clark in drag”
“Shirley = Turned him gay after sex
Gavin = His first boyfriend
Claudette = Barry Clark in drag”
The Shirley one is the most likely to be true too.
Originally Posted by Scrabbler:
“So Colin Rusell is returning next week, I want to know how exactly he is connected to Claudette, Shirley and Gavin Sullivan.
Anyone have any ideas?”
“So Colin Rusell is returning next week, I want to know how exactly he is connected to Claudette, Shirley and Gavin Sullivan.
Anyone have any ideas?”
I wasnt concentrating when reading this and took it at face value! 
I think they had a dirty weekend in Bognor Regis in 1989. That could fit in with Broken Arrow's theory too.
Originally Posted by 0...0:
“ I wasnt concentrating when reading this and took it at face value!
I think they had a dirty weekend in Bognor Regis in 1989. That could fit in with Broken Arrow's theory too.”
“
I wasnt concentrating when reading this and took it at face value! I think they had a dirty weekend in Bognor Regis in 1989. That could fit in with Broken Arrow's theory too.”
Do they have a secret child?
I think the most important thing to consider is how Colin's return will effect Saint Mick of the Carters.
I can see it now.
Shirley : "That's him, Mick. The bloke who said I weren't no good in the sack".
Colin : "I don't want any trouble, Shirley. I'm just here for a quick drink".
Mick : "You need your nut sorting, mate. I came out of that growler and if it's good enough for me it's good enough for you, ya liberty taking ponce!"
Gavin : "Sorry to interrupt. Hello, Colin. I bet you never thought you'd see me again".
Claudette : "Colin?"
Colin : "BARRY????"
Duf Duff
I can see it now.
Shirley : "That's him, Mick. The bloke who said I weren't no good in the sack".
Colin : "I don't want any trouble, Shirley. I'm just here for a quick drink".
Mick : "You need your nut sorting, mate. I came out of that growler and if it's good enough for me it's good enough for you, ya liberty taking ponce!"
Gavin : "Sorry to interrupt. Hello, Colin. I bet you never thought you'd see me again".
Claudette : "Colin?"
Colin : "BARRY????"
Duf Duff
Originally Posted by Broken_Arrow:
“I think the most important thing to consider is how Colin's return will effect Saint Mick of the Carters.
I can see it now.
Shirley : "That's him, Mick. The bloke who said I weren't no good in the sack".
Colin : "I don't want any trouble, Shirley. I'm just here for a quick drink".
Mick : "You need your nut sorting, mate. I came out of that growler and if it's good enough for me it's good enough for you, ya liberty taking ponce!"
Gavin : "Sorry to interrupt. Hello, Colin. I bet you never thought you'd see me again".
Claudette : "Colin?"
Colin : "BARRY????"
Duf Duff”
“I think the most important thing to consider is how Colin's return will effect Saint Mick of the Carters.
I can see it now.
Shirley : "That's him, Mick. The bloke who said I weren't no good in the sack".
Colin : "I don't want any trouble, Shirley. I'm just here for a quick drink".
Mick : "You need your nut sorting, mate. I came out of that growler and if it's good enough for me it's good enough for you, ya liberty taking ponce!"
Gavin : "Sorry to interrupt. Hello, Colin. I bet you never thought you'd see me again".
Claudette : "Colin?"
Colin : "BARRY????"
Duf Duff”
Babe needs to mention an English Traditional dish to make it authentic. Maybe she could ask Colin if he likes a bit of spotted dick?
Originally Posted by Broken_Arrow:
“I think the most important thing to consider is how Colin's return will effect Saint Mick of the Carters.
I can see it now.
Shirley : "That's him, Mick. The bloke who said I weren't no good in the sack".
Colin : "I don't want any trouble, Shirley. I'm just here for a quick drink".
Mick : "You need your nut sorting, mate. I came out of that growler and if it's good enough for me it's good enough for you, ya liberty taking ponce!"
Gavin : "Sorry to interrupt. Hello, Colin. I bet you never thought you'd see me again".
Claudette : "Colin?"
Colin : "BARRY????"
Duf Duff”
“I think the most important thing to consider is how Colin's return will effect Saint Mick of the Carters.
I can see it now.
Shirley : "That's him, Mick. The bloke who said I weren't no good in the sack".
Colin : "I don't want any trouble, Shirley. I'm just here for a quick drink".
Mick : "You need your nut sorting, mate. I came out of that growler and if it's good enough for me it's good enough for you, ya liberty taking ponce!"
Gavin : "Sorry to interrupt. Hello, Colin. I bet you never thought you'd see me again".
Claudette : "Colin?"
Colin : "BARRY????"
Duf Duff”
Amazing.
Originally Posted by Scrabbler:
“
Babe needs to mention an English Traditional dish to make it authentic. Maybe she could ask Colin if he likes a bit of spotted dick?”
“
Babe needs to mention an English Traditional dish to make it authentic. Maybe she could ask Colin if he likes a bit of spotted dick?”
Then Colin realises Babe is really Guido
Originally Posted by Broken_Arrow:
“Then Colin realises Babe is really Guido”
“Then Colin realises Babe is really Guido
”
What about Eric Mitchell?
Originally Posted by MR_Pitkin:
“Disgusting.”
“Disgusting.”
I'm not a prude either but I do agree. It seems every thread on here is turned into a sexy smutty talk show between the same users all the time and it derails away from what the original topic is all about. You can't go into Johnny or Steven threads any more with seeing graphic sex scenes being written as fan fiction.
is he really connected to all these people?
FFS why do they have to ruin characters with silly connections all the time?
FFS why do they have to ruin characters with silly connections all the time?
Originally Posted by Sunday_Girl:
“I'm not a prude either but I do agree. It seems every thread on here is turned into a sexy smutty talk show between the same users all the time and it derails away from what the original topic is all about. You can't go into Johnny or Steven threads any more with seeing graphic sex scenes being written as fan fiction.”
“I'm not a prude either but I do agree. It seems every thread on here is turned into a sexy smutty talk show between the same users all the time and it derails away from what the original topic is all about. You can't go into Johnny or Steven threads any more with seeing graphic sex scenes being written as fan fiction.”
The original topic in this thread is a tongue in cheek observation that currently the past of EE gets rewritten to suit the needs of the production team. The thread has not been derailed at all.
Originally Posted by The_abbott:
“is he really connected to all these people?
FFS why do they have to ruin characters with silly connections all the time?”
“is he really connected to all these people?
FFS why do they have to ruin characters with silly connections all the time?”
As far as we know, he has no connections. Id put nothing past DTC though
Originally Posted by Scrabbler:
“As far as we know, he has no connections. Id put nothing past DTC though”
“As far as we know, he has no connections. Id put nothing past DTC though
”
More inbred than the Dingles.
Originally Posted by Scrabbler:
“The original topic in this thread is a tongue in cheek observation that currently the past of EE gets rewritten to suit the needs of the production team. The thread has not been derailed at all.”
“The original topic in this thread is a tongue in cheek observation that currently the past of EE gets rewritten to suit the needs of the production team. The thread has not been derailed at all.
”
Plenty other topics are though which was the point I'm making. If you horny teenagers want to lay out all your gay sex fantasies then maybe doing it on the soap forum isn't the best place for it.
Originally Posted by Sunday_Girl:
“Plenty other topics are though which was the point I'm making. If you horny teenagers want to lay out all your gay sex fantasies then maybe doing it on the soap forum isn't the best place for it.”
“Plenty other topics are though which was the point I'm making. If you horny teenagers want to lay out all your gay sex fantasies then maybe doing it on the soap forum isn't the best place for it.”
To be honest you've now actually derailed this thread...
Originally Posted by Scrabbler:
“To be honest you've now actually derailed this thread...”
“To be honest you've now actually derailed this thread...”
Why? because I didn't pander to your Colin and Phil 'daddy' talk?
Originally Posted by Sunday_Girl:
“Why? because I didn't pander to your Colin and Phil 'daddy' talk?”
“Why? because I didn't pander to your Colin and Phil 'daddy' talk?
”
You don't have to pander at all.
You have taken it off topic as its now become a conversation about how you personally view posters on here rather than a tongue in cheek thread about EastEnders mucking about with its history.
If you don't want to get involved in threads like this, you don't have to.
I like to have a joke and I like to debate on here, the two are not mutually exclusive.
Originally Posted by Scrabbler:
“You don't have to pander at all.
You have taken it off topic as its now become a conversation about how you personally view posters on here rather than a tongue in cheek thread about EastEnders mucking about with its history.
If you don't want to get involved in threads like this, you don't have to.
I like to have a joke and I like to debate on here, the two are not mutually exclusive.”
“You don't have to pander at all.
You have taken it off topic as its now become a conversation about how you personally view posters on here rather than a tongue in cheek thread about EastEnders mucking about with its history.
If you don't want to get involved in threads like this, you don't have to.
I like to have a joke and I like to debate on here, the two are not mutually exclusive.
”
I made an observation at the amount of OTT juvenile sex talk with takes over threads on here that yourself and several others regularly indulge in. If it was contained to one topic fine but its almost all of the EastEnders threads now. I'm not the only one noticing it, there were people complaining about it the other day as well.
No more replies from me. Continue your thread.
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