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Old 28-08-2016, 12:45
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So Colin Rusell is returning next week, I want to know how exactly he is connected to Claudette, Shirley and Gavin Sullivan.

Anyone have any ideas?
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Old 28-08-2016, 12:52
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Shirley = Turned him gay after sex
Gavin = His first boyfriend
Claudette = Barry Clark in drag
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Old 28-08-2016, 12:57
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Shirley = Turned him gay after sex
Gavin = His first boyfriend
Claudette = Barry Clark in drag


The Shirley one is the most likely to be true too.
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Old 28-08-2016, 13:16
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So Colin Rusell is returning next week, I want to know how exactly he is connected to Claudette, Shirley and Gavin Sullivan.

Anyone have any ideas?
I wasnt concentrating when reading this and took it at face value!

I think they had a dirty weekend in Bognor Regis in 1989. That could fit in with Broken Arrow's theory too.
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Old 28-08-2016, 13:41
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I wasnt concentrating when reading this and took it at face value!

I think they had a dirty weekend in Bognor Regis in 1989. That could fit in with Broken Arrow's theory too.
Do they have a secret child?
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Old 28-08-2016, 13:55
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I think the most important thing to consider is how Colin's return will effect Saint Mick of the Carters.

I can see it now.

Shirley : "That's him, Mick. The bloke who said I weren't no good in the sack".
Colin : "I don't want any trouble, Shirley. I'm just here for a quick drink".
Mick : "You need your nut sorting, mate. I came out of that growler and if it's good enough for me it's good enough for you, ya liberty taking ponce!"
Gavin : "Sorry to interrupt. Hello, Colin. I bet you never thought you'd see me again".
Claudette : "Colin?"
Colin : "BARRY????"

Duf Duff
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Old 28-08-2016, 13:58
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I think the most important thing to consider is how Colin's return will effect Saint Mick of the Carters.

I can see it now.

Shirley : "That's him, Mick. The bloke who said I weren't no good in the sack".
Colin : "I don't want any trouble, Shirley. I'm just here for a quick drink".
Mick : "You need your nut sorting, mate. I came out of that growler and if it's good enough for me it's good enough for you, ya liberty taking ponce!"
Gavin : "Sorry to interrupt. Hello, Colin. I bet you never thought you'd see me again".
Claudette : "Colin?"
Colin : "BARRY????"

Duf Duff


Babe needs to mention an English Traditional dish to make it authentic. Maybe she could ask Colin if he likes a bit of spotted dick?
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Old 28-08-2016, 14:06
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I think the most important thing to consider is how Colin's return will effect Saint Mick of the Carters.

I can see it now.

Shirley : "That's him, Mick. The bloke who said I weren't no good in the sack".
Colin : "I don't want any trouble, Shirley. I'm just here for a quick drink".
Mick : "You need your nut sorting, mate. I came out of that growler and if it's good enough for me it's good enough for you, ya liberty taking ponce!"
Gavin : "Sorry to interrupt. Hello, Colin. I bet you never thought you'd see me again".
Claudette : "Colin?"
Colin : "BARRY????"

Duf Duff
Amazing.
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Old 28-08-2016, 14:06
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Babe needs to mention an English Traditional dish to make it authentic. Maybe she could ask Colin if he likes a bit of spotted dick?
Then Colin realises Babe is really Guido
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Old 28-08-2016, 14:15
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Then Colin realises Babe is really Guido


What about Eric Mitchell?
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Old 28-08-2016, 14:22
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Had sex with Claudette's husband
Did the macarana with Gavin
Took Shirley up the 'Shard'
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Old 28-08-2016, 14:29
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What about Eric Mitchell?
Colin is Eric Mitchell!
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Old 28-08-2016, 14:32
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Colin is Eric Mitchell!


Wil Phil call him daddy?
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Old 28-08-2016, 15:17
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Disgusting.
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Old 28-08-2016, 15:20
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I'm not a prude either but I do agree. It seems every thread on here is turned into a sexy smutty talk show between the same users all the time and it derails away from what the original topic is all about. You can't go into Johnny or Steven threads any more with seeing graphic sex scenes being written as fan fiction.
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Old 28-08-2016, 15:22
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is he really connected to all these people?

FFS why do they have to ruin characters with silly connections all the time?
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Old 28-08-2016, 15:26
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I'm not a prude either but I do agree. It seems every thread on here is turned into a sexy smutty talk show between the same users all the time and it derails away from what the original topic is all about. You can't go into Johnny or Steven threads any more with seeing graphic sex scenes being written as fan fiction.
The original topic in this thread is a tongue in cheek observation that currently the past of EE gets rewritten to suit the needs of the production team. The thread has not been derailed at all.
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Old 28-08-2016, 15:28
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is he really connected to all these people?

FFS why do they have to ruin characters with silly connections all the time?
As far as we know, he has no connections. Id put nothing past DTC though
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Old 28-08-2016, 15:29
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Yes you lot stop bringing down the tone of this place, pure filth!!
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Old 28-08-2016, 15:29
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As far as we know, he has no connections. Id put nothing past DTC though
More inbred than the Dingles.
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Old 28-08-2016, 15:32
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The original topic in this thread is a tongue in cheek observation that currently the past of EE gets rewritten to suit the needs of the production team. The thread has not been derailed at all.
Plenty other topics are though which was the point I'm making. If you horny teenagers want to lay out all your gay sex fantasies then maybe doing it on the soap forum isn't the best place for it.
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Old 28-08-2016, 15:36
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Plenty other topics are though which was the point I'm making. If you horny teenagers want to lay out all your gay sex fantasies then maybe doing it on the soap forum isn't the best place for it.
To be honest you've now actually derailed this thread...
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Old 28-08-2016, 15:37
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To be honest you've now actually derailed this thread...
Why? because I didn't pander to your Colin and Phil 'daddy' talk?
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Old 28-08-2016, 15:41
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Why? because I didn't pander to your Colin and Phil 'daddy' talk?
You don't have to pander at all.

You have taken it off topic as its now become a conversation about how you personally view posters on here rather than a tongue in cheek thread about EastEnders mucking about with its history.

If you don't want to get involved in threads like this, you don't have to.

I like to have a joke and I like to debate on here, the two are not mutually exclusive.
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Old 28-08-2016, 15:47
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You don't have to pander at all.

You have taken it off topic as its now become a conversation about how you personally view posters on here rather than a tongue in cheek thread about EastEnders mucking about with its history.

If you don't want to get involved in threads like this, you don't have to.

I like to have a joke and I like to debate on here, the two are not mutually exclusive.
I made an observation at the amount of OTT juvenile sex talk with takes over threads on here that yourself and several others regularly indulge in. If it was contained to one topic fine but its almost all of the EastEnders threads now. I'm not the only one noticing it, there were people complaining about it the other day as well.

No more replies from me. Continue your thread.
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