Analysis of this dreadful episode of Emmerdale and after this travesty it deserves to be Axed
So bad was this episode I will have to do the following
1) Suspend my hostile campaign against the Moron
2) Have no time to insult Ross in any way
3) Call a full truce with Aaron because I have much bigger hatred than for him.
This was by far the worst episode of TV that I have ever seem
Have the writers ever seen comedy in their lives before.
Because this was Amateur comedy night.
OK there were funny bits involving Bernice but in no way does this make up for the travesty that made up for the rest of the episode and the shitiest character ever to be in a soap
Yes The Bumbling Prize idiot has returned from attempting to make crap horror movies in real life and has come to ruin the show for ever more
The bad Horrific bits
Anything involving Paddy, how the writers, producers the actors can think anything about this hateful character funny is beyond me, the actor can't act at all in any way, he should be sacked and boycotted for life for this performance, the worst ever seen, he's been dreadful for years but this episode the Prize idiot was monumentally worse.
To start with how could the writers/paddy whatever think Rhona could possibly forgive his behaviour and how could any viewer forgive the behaviour this episode I know I can't.
The Almost as Bad bits
Any character interacting with Paddy instantly lost about 50 IQ points and became as stupid as Sam
The Moron and Carly, now carly looked nice but who wants to see the Moron like that
David making stupid crass unfunny jokes all over the place
The Reasonably good bits
Liv and Lucky with their cartoons and making fun of Chrissie and the painful cricket game was quite goodish
The Actually Good Scenes
Bernice and Chrissie was funny but in no way made up for the rest of the episode
Analysis Boss breaking in here
Much praise for Kwynne here, I thought his head was going to blow off with rage again, lets hope there are no more episode like this one eh
Ways How to Kill Paddy
1) Kwynne reaches into the TV and squashes tiny Paddy to death.
2) He stands on a rake, cuts his foot and dies of Tatanus.
3) While being a vet a herd of Llamas stampeded over and over him
4) While being a vet a rabid Llama bites him to death
5) While being a vet a lion he is treating eats him.
6) Pierce slaps him to death not hard.
7) Rhona kills him just because.
8) While flying back from Germany his fellow passengers get so angry with him they throw him out of the plane without a parachute
9) He falls on the rake from earlier and the sharp bits kill him
10)[/b] Paddy looks in a Mirror and turns to stone
11) A wicked Witch is angry with him because she wants to be the worst foulest person around so puts a spell on him and he vanishes for ever
12) Aslan the Lion bites his head off even Aslan is annoyed by Paddy.
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