Wow with those credentials you'll probably be fast-tracked to the all stars edition...buckle up

Standing in elections is all well and good but surely the FM would need to fiddle his election expenses to be fast-tracked?

Did you snog someone or behave in an "inappropriate" way?

If you didn't Neil.... the answer is a resounding NO.

Had you indulged in public displays of flashing and getting it on with a veteran reality "star" then perhaps...as it stand... NO

Didn't they have a girl a few years ago who was famous for slapping Lindsey Lohan in the face?

You could fart on BBC News and easily be the next future CBB housemate.

You would not qualify for that reason because that is a good reason I am sad to say .But if you were in the paper for a less than savoury reason - you would !

I was in a band, and I shagged 2 famous people - but it was in the 1970s I'm pretty sure I don't qualify due to my age though.

Yer nothing but a tart!

I was at a party Billy Connelly was at, & on another occasion met Ford Kiernan and Greg Hemphill (Still Game) actors.
I must be more famous than you!

My mother's coat was on top of the pops once.

Greg Hemphill's a bit of alright - you can keep Mr Kiernan tho

I was just reading about that chemical leak, I reckon all survivors will be in the frame for the next CBB

I met Kevin Eldon once and spoke to him about the excessive road bumps in the borough of Islington

On its own?

They both are really good singers.
They're actually really nice guys & naturally funny.

Was he interested in that?

That's it, we all clearly have the correct credentials for the next CBB!

In the past 48hours, I've seen Gemma Collins, Billie Faiers and Mario falcone - I reckon I'm more than qualified now

*tuts* seeing their pictures online doesn't count!

😱 How very dare you. I'll have you know I actually saw them in the flesh, so to speak, in Brentwood high street.
Best thing was Gemma didn't seem to notice she had a photographer walking backwards 3 feet in front of her. Not only did the swine take these pictures without her knowledge but he shared them in the mail with no respect for her privacy 😡

Ok, calm down dear!

Phew, glad you clarified that they weren't all in the bare scud in the middle of Essex. Maybe she had an appointment with her optician & failed to see the photographer.......

Apparently she charges people if they want a picture taken with her!

My hair was on Play for the day, when it was filmed at my High school, I learned forward as they were filming us singing in school Assembly, my face got covered by my hair I wonder if I would qualify me after all I have been on telly.

I was watching a bit of strictly earlier and quietly weeping as i compared their contestants to the worthless trash that we got on the last CBB. Not that the strictly lot were ALL THAT. But, in comparison to bear, bloor and heavy d? Its like watching TV royalty.

I don't really care as long as they are good. I had never heard of Tiffany Pollard before but she's now one of my fave ever contestants, so what does it matter really.

In answer to OP....my ex fiance of 30 yrs ago was related to Charlie Williams....so maybe I qualify??? Just hope we get no more Geordie Shore etc! That is more like infamous!