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Old 31-08-2016, 14:51
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Hi all,

My holiday is half over. How are things going with Eastenders? I expect the following to be completed by the time I get back:

- McBeale safely incarcerated in a maximum security prison
- Shakil with the silly hair dealt with. Permanently.
- MyCindy's glorious Walford return.
- DTC to issue a statement of apology for what he did to Eastenders.
- MyLauren to be as beautiful as ever.

As a reminder, Aaron Silver is in charge whilst I'm gone, _elly101 will be doing the jokes, and all complaints should be directed to Foxster Hotpot.

Thanks.
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Old 31-08-2016, 14:56
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Have a good one Sir J-B
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Old 31-08-2016, 17:09
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Aaron is despicable at being in chargr, I haven't event seen Elly as Foxy has ignored all complaints. I think you need to sack them.
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Old 31-08-2016, 17:21
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Aaron is despicable at being in chargr, I haven't event seen Elly as Foxy has ignored all complaints. I think you need to sack them.
Your behaviour is noted and J-B will deal with your insolence on return
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Old 31-08-2016, 17:24
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Your behaviour is noted and J-B will deal with your insolence on return
JB wanted me to make sure the three of you coped in his absence. Sadly you just cannot live up to his standards.
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Old 31-08-2016, 17:26
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JB wanted me to make sure the three of you coped in his absence. Sadly you just cannot live up to his standards.
I have higher standards than anybody on these boards and your quality of posting is dragging the place down
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Old 31-08-2016, 17:49
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JB wanted me to make sure the three of you coped in his absence. Sadly you just cannot live up to his standards.
JB will need to sack the lot and give me the task of delegation as forum Queen
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Old 31-08-2016, 17:51
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While i will serve as Jeeves the butler, the loveable and loyal long suffering Butler of Queen Sorcha Healy.
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Old 31-08-2016, 17:53
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While i will serve as Jeeves the butler, the loveable and loyal long suffering Butler of Queen Sorcha Healy.
Long suffering? What's happened mate? What's Healy done to you?
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Old 31-08-2016, 17:55
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Long suffering? What's happened mate? What's Healy done to you?
She's not bad but she keeps marrying the wrong men and I am the one who has to clean the blood up and hide the bodies each time her marriages turn sour. She's got more wedding rings than Liz Taylor.
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Old 31-08-2016, 17:58
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She's not bad but she keeps marrying the wrong men and I am the one who has to clean the blood up and hide the bodies each time her marriages turn sour. She's got more wedding rings than Liz Taylor.
She's basically Ronnie Mitchell then
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Old 31-08-2016, 17:59
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Aaron is despicable at being in chargr, I haven't event seen Elly as Foxy has ignored all complaints. I think you need to sack them.
I do not ignore, I merely respond selectively. I will not be overthrown from my humble yet rewarding secretary role.
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Old 31-08-2016, 18:19
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Hi all,

My holiday is half over. How are things going with Eastenders? I expect the following to be completed by the time I get back:

- McBeale safely incarcerated in a maximum security prison
- Shakil with the silly hair dealt with. Permanently.
- MyCindy's glorious Walford return.
- DTC to issue a statement of apology for what he did to Eastenders.
- MyLauren to be as beautiful as ever.

As a reminder, Aaron Silver is in charge whilst I'm gone, _elly101 will be doing the jokes, and all complaints should be directed to Foxster Hotpot.

Thanks.
Aaah J-B!!

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Old 31-08-2016, 18:21
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While i will serve as Jeeves the butler, the loveable and loyal long suffering Butler of Queen Sorcha Healy.


you can be the princess with similar powers to me
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Old 31-08-2016, 18:22
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She's basically Ronnie Mitchell then
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Old 31-08-2016, 18:22
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JB will need to sack the lot and give me the task of delegation as forum Queen
Sweetie this forum is full of Queens
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Old 31-08-2016, 18:23
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I do not ignore, I merely respond selectively. I will not be overthrown from my humble yet rewarding secretary role.
Now Sorcha is in charge just be grateful you're not demoted to the toilet cleaner
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Old 31-08-2016, 18:29
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It's all gone terribly wrong. Elly kidnapped Aaron and Foxy and dressed them up as Johnny and Steven and forced them to dance to Justin Bieber songs.

Cindy Jr came back and tried to rescue them but Scrabbler (wearing his Pyjamas of Death) hit her on the head with a Scrabble box. He called Sorcha who upon feeling for a pulse and seeing signs of life dumped Cindy in the boot of her Mini Cooper and then dragged her onto Clapham Common. When Cindy screamed "What are you doing you mad bitch, I only fainted for ten seconds" Sorcha throttled her and screamed "He's a good boy really!"

The police have come and arrested Keyser. Everyone knows but is keeping quiet for the greater good.

Beaconboof came back from the dead but ran off after Courtney screaming Tifffffffff.
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Old 31-08-2016, 18:36
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It's all gone terribly wrong. Elly kidnapped Aaron and Foxy and dressed them up as Johnny and Steven and forced them to dance to Justin Bieber songs.

Cindy Jr came back and tried to rescue them but Scrabbler (wearing his Pyjamas of Death) hit her on the head with a Scrabble box. He called Sorcha who upon feeling for a pulse and seeing signs of life dumped Cindy in the boot of her Mini Cooper and then dragged her onto Clapham Common. When Cindy screamed "What are you doing you mad bitch, I only fainted for ten seconds" Sorcha throttled her and screamed "He's a good boy really!"

The police have come and arrested Keyser. Everyone knows but is keeping quiet for the greater good.

Beaconboof came back from the dead but ran off after Courtney screaming Tifffffffff.


Utterly fabulous and most of it sounds true although I wouldn't risk getting blood on my scrabble box
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Old 31-08-2016, 18:36
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It's all gone terribly wrong. Elly kidnapped Aaron and Foxy and dressed them up as Johnny and Steven and forced them to dance to Justin Bieber songs.

Cindy Jr came back and tried to rescue them but Scrabbler (wearing his Pyjamas of Death) hit her on the head with a Scrabble box. He called Sorcha who upon feeling for a pulse and seeing signs of life dumped Cindy in the boot of her Mini Cooper and then dragged her onto Clapham Common. When Cindy screamed "What are you doing you mad bitch, I only fainted for ten seconds" Sorcha throttled her and screamed "He's a good boy really!"

The police have come and arrested Keyser. Everyone knows but is keeping quiet for the greater good.

Beaconboof came back from the dead but ran off after Courtney screaming Tifffffffff.
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Old 31-08-2016, 18:37
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It's all gone terribly wrong. Elly kidnapped Aaron and Foxy and dressed them up as Johnny and Steven and forced them to dance to Justin Bieber songs.

Cindy Jr came back and tried to rescue them but Scrabbler (wearing his Pyjamas of Death) hit her on the head with a Scrabble box. He called Sorcha who upon feeling for a pulse and seeing signs of life dumped Cindy in the boot of her Mini Cooper and then dragged her onto Clapham Common. When Cindy screamed "What are you doing you mad bitch, I only fainted for ten seconds" Sorcha throttled her and screamed "He's a good boy really!"

The police have come and arrested Keyser. Everyone knows but is keeping quiet for the greater good.

Beaconboof came back from the dead but ran off after Courtney screaming Tifffffffff.
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Old 31-08-2016, 18:41
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It's all gone terribly wrong. Elly kidnapped Aaron and Foxy and dressed them up as Johnny and Steven and forced them to dance to Justin Bieber songs.

Cindy Jr came back and tried to rescue them but Scrabbler (wearing his Pyjamas of Death) hit her on the head with a Scrabble box. He called Sorcha who upon feeling for a pulse and seeing signs of life dumped Cindy in the boot of her Mini Cooper and then dragged her onto Clapham Common. When Cindy screamed "What are you doing you mad bitch, I only fainted for ten seconds" Sorcha throttled her and screamed "He's a good boy really!"

The police have come and arrested Keyser. Everyone knows but is keeping quiet for the greater good.

Beaconboof came back from the dead but ran off after Courtney screaming Tifffffffff.
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Old 31-08-2016, 18:45
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you can be the princess with similar powers to me
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Old 31-08-2016, 18:50
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JB wanted me to make sure the three of you coped in his absence. Sadly you just cannot live up to his standards.
This is true

but why is JB using your crew for his own needs. JB's crew is meant to have one member.

I guess we can evict the traitors of Aaron, Foxy and Elly from scrabblers crew now
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Old 31-08-2016, 18:55
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This is true

but why is JB using your crew for his own needs. JB's crew is meant to have one member.

I guess we can evict the traitors of Aaron, Foxy and Elly from scrabblers crew now
I cannot evict Elly, she's too fabulous and a main contributor in the Johven thread. As for Foxy, he's like an adorable spaniel and I like having him around. Aaron can go though
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