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Old 01-09-2016, 23:32
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There'll be no filth on my thread if I can help it. It's a poor show if people can't enjoy wholesome family entertainment without resorting to coarse smutty remarks and lewd observations.
They can save that sort of stuff for the 'Strictly' and 'Bake off' pages.
JD, you are pure gold
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Old 01-09-2016, 23:43
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Fool's gold surely?
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Old 02-09-2016, 00:13
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Bernice!
James really needed that haircut.
He has haircuts?!

Does Darth Boreton do anything other than hang around in the background of other characters' scenes??
He's hanging around Moira like a bad smell. Emma will spiflicate him.

Ooh!
Robert pouring poison in LockHimUpLan's ears.
It may be poison, but it's true.

No Robert, she's only a "she devil" because she's not a snivelling weasel of a man like your new bloke.
No. She's been a she devil from the start.

James gets haircuts???
Surely he can't be paying for those haircuts!?

Laurel rolling around knickerless.
Can't wet what you don't wear!

She's not a 'she devil' you arrogant cocksure tosspot, or at least she wasn't until you started firing your pistol up that miserable surly gobshite's tin can alley behind her back. Smug odious bastard, he needs a proper comeuppance and that poxy failed job Ross did doesn't count
She is, and always was, a she devil.

Bad as it was, nothing Lucky has done is as bad as what Knobert has done.
I'm not so sure about that.

Chrissie ....a classic lesson in bad parenting....Cripes look what have her actions have led to...children should be taught that wrong behaviour has consequences...she has tried to ignore, cover up or throw money at all his previous behaviour instead of dealing with his obvious issues.
poor Lachlan
Too true!


Come on, doing a little Jack Horner and sticking your mitts in someone's pie is not as bad as shoving them several storeys to their death, covering up you killed them and trying to deliberately off another
It's all a matter of intent.

Yes Charity. Lets not play these games again.
We've seen it all before.

What a romantic Cain is
Servicing charity after a 6 pack of hotton ale in that ramshackle shed - mind you she's used to backseats of hiace vans so it's the plaza to her
Cain is such a fool.

I blame that slapper of a wife.
She is a slapper too.

Congrats!

A naked pic of Hot Ross Buns is on its way. Specially laminated.
It would need to be laminated, with you lot.

Why is Cain sleeping with Charity, when he is still in love with Moira
Because he's weak and a fool.

so that's Charity's plan... come on ! Like Cain is going to take it well that she set him up there for Moira to walk in... hmmm not the best of plans really is it
It's ridiculous. Charity had her chance to marry Cain years ago, but blew it, so she can't really love him. She's got no business sticking her beak into Cair & Mora's business.

he will be taking Pearl out for a night in the Woolpack soon to make Rhona jealous
What's happened to Pearl? She must be about to have made the drizzle cake.

Charity has no shame
Neither has Cain.

Badly acted "laughter".
It was somewhat forced.

Paddy's head is so red. Matches Surly Serf's arse
We've never seen his arse, so how can we know?!


Have just caught up on a week's worth. It was hard going, I can tell you, especially the Paddy Marlon stuff.
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Old 02-09-2016, 09:42
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Evening Dailians, and as we trudge gloomily through this first day of Autumn () I'm standing in for Gulfie who is feeling a bit off colour. All the Dailians wish you a speedy recovery, Gulfie.

Here's what's happening in the Dales tonight :

Part I

Spoiler


Part II

Spoiler


Enjoy the show folks!
Morning Oldnjaded

Nice thread

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Old 02-09-2016, 09:47
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Houndie I nearly exploded when I saw the picture of him

Fabulous thread Oldnjaded
Get well soon Gulfie
Morning Sorcha
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Old 02-09-2016, 09:51
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Squire Robert has enacted the penal code
And the best he could do was send Mudd of the yard?
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Old 02-09-2016, 09:53
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Filth!!

Oooh MILDSTONE for me!
Much Congrats Oldnjaded

Germany's best Bavarian chocolate cake and an expensive drink of your own choice in celebration.

Ohh there is a window cleaner with a giant pole cleaning the the third floor attic windows, suck on that Tim from Corrie.
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Old 02-09-2016, 09:58
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Much Congrats Oldnjaded

Germany's best Bavarian chocolate cake and an expensive drink of your own choice in celebration.

Ohh there is a window cleaner with a giant pole cleaning the the third floor attic windows, suck on that Tim from Corrie.
Morning kwynne, mmmmmm thanks for the cake!

I've got one of those stupid pole things - they're impossible to control when you're trying to do the upstairs windows. I ended up cleaning more of next door's windows than mine the pole was swaying and waving about so much.
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Old 02-09-2016, 09:59
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How did Paddeh ever get a fenale interested in him with his childishness?
Very good question, answer is Dominic total forgot how to act when he started making Horror movies
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Old 02-09-2016, 10:04
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Morning kwynne, mmmmmm thanks for the cake!

I've got one of those stupid pole things - they're impossible to control when you're trying to do the upstairs windows. I ended up cleaning more of next door's windows than mine the pole was swaying and waving about so much.
This is a super douper window cleaner pole though its got an inbuilt hose providing the water, I was just watching him clean my window, great for health and safety as well so my boss says.
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Old 02-09-2016, 10:05
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Harriet! I'd completely forgotten about her
So had Emmerdale.
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Old 02-09-2016, 10:06
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Hi kwynne
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Old 02-09-2016, 10:07
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Which one, they all are these days.
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Old 02-09-2016, 10:08
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Does Darth Boreton do anything other than hang around in the background of other characters' scenes??
The Sun thinks he's a major character, hysterical
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Old 02-09-2016, 10:09
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You'll have to tune into Casualty instead, Houndy.
Really? I already have to put with Dreadful Amy and her "acting"
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Old 02-09-2016, 10:10
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Congrats on the mildstone Onj! And belated congrats to Kwynne also!

So kind
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Old 02-09-2016, 10:13
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Bah! You can't help who you're in love with and anyway Harriet was quick enough to give BoringBob the glad eye wasn't she?
Nothing came of that though did it, now she just the spinster of the parish.
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Old 02-09-2016, 10:14
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DFS- have they never knowingly not had a sale???
September 15 2012 was the only day in the last 20 years without a sale.
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Old 02-09-2016, 10:16
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She's not a 'she devil' you arrogant cocksure tosspot, or at least she wasn't until you started firing your pistol up that miserable surly gobshite's tin can alley behind her back. Smug odious bastard, he needs a proper comeuppance and that poxy failed job Ross did doesn't count>:
Eh
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Old 02-09-2016, 10:18
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what was that French Bucks |Fizz spoof all about.

Silly question since that not until the late version. heh
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Old 02-09-2016, 10:22
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It's rubbish apart from Leo Sayer and Roxy Music.
You didn't like imagination or Motorhead? heh
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Old 02-09-2016, 10:24
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Knobbert tried to KILL A MAN, Sorcha!

Lachlan made a monumentally bad judgement call, but I honestly believe he didn't have any malicious intent (unfortunately that didn't stop the pain Alicia felt)

Never mind, your moral compass has always been as bent as Aaron's knob after a particularly vigorous session.
You forgot about Robert ACTUALLY killing Katie
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Old 02-09-2016, 10:25
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Tray thinks he is still a Vicar.
No he doesn't he thinks he's a curate, which he is.
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Old 02-09-2016, 10:27
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Your mildstone is closer - you're going to steal my thunder aren't you
Congrats Star, im sure Oldnjaded will share a slice of the German Chocolate cake.
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Old 02-09-2016, 10:30
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He has haircuts?!



He's hanging around Moira like a bad smell. Emma will spiflicate him.



It may be poison, but it's true.



No. She's been a she devil from the start.



Surely he can't be paying for those haircuts!?



Can't wet what you don't wear!



She is, and always was, a she devil.



I'm not so sure about that.



Too true!



It's all a matter of intent.



We've seen it all before.



Cain is such a fool.



She is a slapper too.



It would need to be laminated, with you lot.



Because he's weak and a fool.



It's ridiculous. Charity had her chance to marry Cain years ago, but blew it, so she can't really love him. She's got no business sticking her beak into Cair & Mora's business.



What's happened to Pearl? She must be about to have made the drizzle cake.



Neither has Cain.



It was somewhat forced.



We've never seen his arse, so how can we know?!


Have just caught up on a week's worth. It was hard going, I can tell you, especially the Paddy Marlon stuff.
Cain's smarter than that. Can't he see he's s being played???!!! Still texting Moira was quite funny Naughty, naughty Charity the thing is she'll be bored of him in months, she only wanted what Moira had!
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