by one of my step daughters Instagram friends.
He may or may not have stopped for an omelette.
He may or may not have stopped for an omelette.
Bear spotted at Cobham services...
Originally Posted by keeping_it_real:
“by one of my step daughters Instagram friends.
He may or may not have stopped for an omelette.”
“by one of my step daughters Instagram friends.
He may or may not have stopped for an omelette.”
You should work for O.K. magazine.
Originally Posted by Xuri:
“You should work for O.K. magazine.”
“You should work for O.K. magazine.
”
They have offered to buy my story, I'm thinking of putting a down payment on a potato at Lidl with my fee
Originally Posted by keeping_it_real:
“They have offered to buy my story, I'm thinking of putting a down payment on a potato at Lidl with my fee”
“They have offered to buy my story, I'm thinking of putting a down payment on a potato at Lidl with my fee
”
This might actually mean your step-daughter is now famous enough to appear on the next season of CBB.
he must have started his tour of the national glitterball establishments already, strike while the iron is hot, he'll be shouting 'roofless' tonight at a gang of lager soaked zombies
Originally Posted by Pitman:
“he must have started his tour of the national glitterball establishments already, strike while the iron is hot, he'll be shouting 'roofless' tonight at a gang of lager soaked zombies”
“he must have started his tour of the national glitterball establishments already, strike while the iron is hot, he'll be shouting 'roofless' tonight at a gang of lager soaked zombies
”
And shouting 'No dramas' with his hands up if someone attacks him when he throws their pork scratchings on the floor
Originally Posted by keeping_it_real:
“by one of my step daughters Instagram friends.
He may or may not have stopped for an omelette.”
“by one of my step daughters Instagram friends.
He may or may not have stopped for an omelette.”
........ did he have to use the facilities while he was there too?
Originally Posted by keeping_it_real:
“They have offered to buy my story, I'm thinking of putting a down payment on a potato at Lidl with my fee”
“They have offered to buy my story, I'm thinking of putting a down payment on a potato at Lidl with my fee
”
More than Bear's fee then
Originally Posted by keeping_it_real:
“by one of my step daughters Instagram friends.
He may or may not have stopped for an omelette.”
“by one of my step daughters Instagram friends.
He may or may not have stopped for an omelette.”
Lets hope he doesn't go anywhere near the kitchen, the eggs will never reach the pan........& as for the coffee......
Originally Posted by keeping_it_real:
“They have offered to buy my story, I'm thinking of putting a down payment on a potato at Lidl with my fee”
“They have offered to buy my story, I'm thinking of putting a down payment on a potato at Lidl with my fee
”
Funny 😂😂😂😂😂
