Originally Posted by Ollie_h19:
“He was in Les Mis? Actual Les Miserables? The French revolution thing?”
“He was in Les Mis? Actual Les Miserables? The French revolution thing?”
He was a corpse. Probably.
X Factor 2016 - Auditions/Xtra Factor - 3/4 September - 8.15pm/8pm - ITV1/2
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Well, it's been 15 minutes and we've seen 5 (?) contestants and no sob stories. That must be a record.
Originally Posted by Lisa.B:
“Even Jesus couldn't create a miracle from that.
”
“Even Jesus couldn't create a miracle from that.
”
He's preparing another cross as we speak!
Originally Posted by Hound of Love:
“Where was Jarvis Cocker when we needed him?!”
“Where was Jarvis Cocker when we needed him?!”
Turning into a bearded hipster who would never show his arse again
Originally Posted by annie atom:
“Aww, what's happened? Have they shoved you into the paddling pool?
”
“Aww, what's happened? Have they shoved you into the paddling pool?
”
No we've sprung a leak in the Bathroom Hubbies got holes in walls and ceilings all over the place 
Originally Posted by Sexbomb:
“This is why I love the auditions”
“This is why I love the auditions
”
Are we going to see more Nutters
Or do they have to go back to the Mental Hospital
Originally Posted by owen10:
“Michael Jackson must be turning his grave after listening to that”
“Michael Jackson must be turning his grave after listening to that”
Dont you know hes still alive?
”
Originally Posted by shaz20:
“ No we've sprung a leak in the Bathroom Hubbies got holes in walls and ceilings all over the place ”
“
No we've sprung a leak in the Bathroom Hubbies got holes in walls and ceilings all over the place ”
I hope your hole gets sorted soon
Originally Posted by owen10:
“Michael Jackson must be turning his grave after listening to that”
“Michael Jackson must be turning his grave after listening to that”
What I've learned from talent shows:
Jackson's Law of Auditions: Pretty much anyone doing a Jackson song will be awful and often even stranger than Jackson was.
Rihanna's Law of Auditions: Pretty much anyone can sing a Rihanna song better than Rihanna can. If you can't, well you really shouldn't even speak.
Originally Posted by Chris525:
“Well, it's been 15 minutes and we've seen 5 (?) contestants and no sob stories. That must be a record.”
“Well, it's been 15 minutes and we've seen 5 (?) contestants and no sob stories. That must be a record.”
Hoorah Hoorah!
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“I hope your hole gets sorted soon”
“I hope your hole gets sorted soon
”
Has she been to the free clinic?
Originally Posted by cooler:
“In the earlier series, they didn't allow background music during auditions did they?”
“In the earlier series, they didn't allow background music during auditions did they?”
No, though they did when they returned to the rooms in... 2013?
Originally Posted by Hayley_baby:
“Dont you know hes still alive?”
“Dont you know hes still alive?
”
So thats why he is turning in his grave
Originally Posted by shaz20:
“ No we've sprung a leak in the Bathroom Hubbies got holes in walls and ceilings all over the place ”
“
No we've sprung a leak in the Bathroom Hubbies got holes in walls and ceilings all over the place ”
and you are on speed-dial for a plumber, I hope!
Reminds me of when my husband decided to fix all the loose floorboards outside the bathroom....take one hammer and one loose nail, hit hard, call plumber to fix fountain
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