Eastenders Episode 5345 (7:30pm, BBC One, 10:00pm, W)

And 1,2,3:

(SINGING) Dun Dun Dun Dun I'm A Mitchell,
Dun Dun Dun Dun We're In Eastenders,
Dun Dun Dun Dun We're Always Argue,
Dun Dun Dun Dun, We Hate Each Other,
Dun Dun Dun Dun Just Like Me.

(PHIL) I'm Phil Mitchell and welcome to today's EE thread, and here's me in a nutshell:

I beat everyone up,
I divorce over 333 wives,
I drink myself down the drain,
I don't want help,
I had sex with someone I hate,
And I hate my brother Grant.

(GRANT) And I hate you, and here's me in a nutshell:

I'm loud and proud,
I sniff Sharon and Jane,
I don't even know my son,
I steal from Phil,
I'm a gypsi,
And I hate my brother Phil.

(BOTH BEATING EACH OVER UP) And here's more... You need to know... About Us Two:

Grant makes another return to Albert Square as a desperate situation unfolds for the Mitchell family. When Ben and Jay are kidnapped by men who force them into a van and drive off with them, a panicking Courtney contacts her dad to help rescue the pair.
The family crisis brings the Mitchell brothers back together again, but Phil is far from welcoming as he insists that he wants to deal with the situation on his own.

With Jack's help, Phil gets an address for where Ben and Jay might be, but it's clear that Phil in no fit state to launch a rescue mission when his health problems catch up with him and he collapses.

As Phil is out of action, can Grant deal with this situation on his own?

Meanwhile, emotions run high for the Cokers as Paul's funeral gets ever closer.

Elsewhere, Kush confides in Stacey about recent events.

Also today, Patrick and Claudette start to share the surprising news of their relationship. How will their surprised families react to the Square's newest romance?

THE MITCHELL FAMILY TONIGHT:

Role Contributor
Phil Mitchell Steve McFadden
Grant Mitchell Ross Kemp
Ben Mitchell Harry Reid
Louise Mitchell Tilly Keeper
Courtney Mitchell Alice Nokes
Jay Brown Jamie Borthwick
Sharon Mitchell Letitia Dean
Roxy Mitchell Rita Simons
Ronnie Mitchell Samantha Womack
Jack Branning Scott Maslen
Honey Mitchell Emma Barton
Billy Mitchell Perry Fenwick
Les Coker Roger Sloman
Pam Coker Lin Blakley
Donna Yates Lisa Hammond
Claudette Hubbard Ellen Thomas
Patrick Trueman Rudolph Walker
Denise Fox Diane Parish
Kim Fox-Hubbard Tameka Empson
Vincent Hubbard Richard Blackwood
Kush Kazemi Davood Ghadami
Stacey Fowler Lacey Turner
Mark Fowler Ned Porteous
Dot Branning June Brown
Amy Mitchell Abbie Knowles
Ricky Mitchell Henri Charles
Janet Mitchell Grace
Will Mitchell Freddie Phillips
Aunt Sal Anna Karen
Frankie Byrne Leon Tennant
Simon Atmore Tom Palmer
Neil Crossley Chris Waller
Tom Eden Tom Holloway
Executive Producer Sean O'Connor
Director Ian White
Writer Rob Gittins


http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0469pjv


(SHARON) And together we are a true Mitchell family...GET OUT OF MY PUB YOU BITCH, YOU COW..

Thanks for the thread.

SOCs first full episode producing the content today so it will be interesting to see if the episode feels any different.

Nice one TS. Evening all.

Evening J-B.

Thank you T-S and hello to everyone

Fabulous thread Subs

Cheers Subs. Triple M.


ROTA:
Tomorrow: Sez
Thu: Aaron
Fri: Tomski
Mon 12th: Cuishla
Tue 13th: VG Kid

Evening all!

Thanks for the thread Sub

Beautiful, thanks.

Lovely thread.

haha luv the thread Subaru

Phill and Grant as Batman and robin would be sooo funny

Hiya Krusty

Grant as Robin would be a sight to behold

I like your username hehe

Cheers for the thread subs

Evening reprobates!!

hey, I learnt a new word!

Monopoly? Outrageous!!!!

That inferior game should not be mentioned on here.

I'm hoping the that kidnap enders will be good

This has the potential to be the greatest episode ever.

haha i think scrabler looses more times than winning ;P

Only because I get bored after two minutes.

Scrabble is where it'sat!

haha i can't spell though

Hi everyone i hope you had a fab weekend


p.s sorry about the crazy tweets

aaaaaaaaaaand its park ya bums time

I wasn't on twitter so you just blew it