Welcome one and all to Mitchell Week Bingo... As this week in Eastenders is heavily Mitchell-led, it seems fitting to play a drinking game. It's what Phil would want.

The rules are very simple - drink every time that:

1) Someone says "faaaaaamily"
2) Someone says "you're a Mitchell"
3) Someone says "we're Mitchells"
4) Someone says "I'm a Mitchell"
5) Ben and Jay talk about definitely being 100% brothers whilst staring deeply into eachothers eyes then hugging.
6) Ronnie mentions MySistah.
7) Phil takes a weapon and threatens to sort someone aaaaht.
8) Phil makes reference to Jay being a nonce.
9) Grant says a line whilst raising an eyebrow, nodding his head, and dragging the last word of his sentence.... out.
10) A Mitchell makes reference to not requiring the police, due to them being some sort of feared crime family or something.
11) Sharon bulges her eyes at someone.
12) There's a Mark and Courtney scene with contrived dialogue like "I really felt like she got me."
13) Sharon is inexplicably portrayed as some sort of catch that the Mitchell brothers argue over.

Best of luck.

Thanks.

I'm a little confused?

Isn't every week Mitchell week

We'll all be pissed as a newt by 8:30 if we have to drink every time.

Maybe bonus points for the line "Mitchells stick together"

Hi Lea,

I knew that already but please try to keep it on topic.

Thanks.

maybe have food or stick yer fingers down your throat everytime Louise mentions calling the police.

she is no mitchell she wants to be a grass

Brother has to be pronounced Bruva.

The announcer mentioned about three things on the list!

I can't keep up with this, I'm drinking more than I'm not

EIther Ben or Jay call each other "Bruv"

aaaand there's one for not getting the police involved

It's utterly ridiculous.

Phil's son has been kidnapped by a murderer who hates him for who he is but he wot call the police because he's a mitchell

Ikr, they act as though they are a family of gangsters and have to avoid the police at all costs ffs, surely this is an exception

A strong start.

Yes, I agree. This is where you do call the police to report an abduction and assault, give them the Reg of van and they will be able to track them down and arrest them. But instead, talk for at least half an hour about how anything could be happening to your son whilst not actually doing very much to get after the perpetrators to save him. makes total sense.

*While kicking somebody half to death*
"This is for Mum" or "it's what mum would have wanted"

Yeah, it's become such a cliche with the Mitchells.

I've really put myself out today, I sent the missus down the the shop to get an extra case of beer tins in. I can see some tonights episode scoring seriously high and don't want to run out.

I'm drunk already just reading the list!!!

May I add

"Do it for me!"
"Do it for Phil!"
"Do it for Ben!"
"Do it for Jay!"
"Do it for my boy!"

Pickle me liver!!

I think people should have double drinks every time Jack says lets call the police