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Old 05-09-2016, 20:23
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Utterly hilarious.

4 deranged killers so camp that I had no idea whether they were going to kill Ben and Jay or recruit them into a throwback 90s boy band.

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Old 05-09-2016, 20:25
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Maybe they are homophobic because they are in the closet themselves!
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Old 05-09-2016, 20:33
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This bizarre storyline gets more bizarre. They are about as intimidating as my Nieces hamster.
Wtf if this really all about ? And are they 'homophobes' like do we really get young white British homophobes these days who are so homophobic they would kill someone? Or am I being naive.
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Old 05-09-2016, 20:33
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They're less convincing than Callum Logan from Corrie who was as camp as you could get for villains.
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Old 05-09-2016, 20:35
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They kidnapped Ben and Jay and locked Phil under the stairs. I have no idea how hey managed that, they must have some hidden super powers or Janet helped them,
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Old 05-09-2016, 20:37
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The only blokes who could get the better of King Phil are a bunch of Westlife cast offs.
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Old 05-09-2016, 20:39
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This bizarre storyline gets more bizarre. They are about as intimidating as my Nieces hamster.
Wtf if this really all about ? And are they 'homophobes' like do we really get young white British homophobes these days who are so homophobic they would kill someone? Or am I being naive.
They were worried they were going to get caught by the police for murdering one guy. So they beat up and locked up a sick old man and kidnapped two young lads. They used a van that was registered under one of their names, drove about in the middle of the day and made camp in an industrial estate.

Kamil and Janet would have done a much more successful job.
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Old 05-09-2016, 20:39
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The writers really have made Phil a weak mess, and have a 90s boy band get the better of him.
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Old 05-09-2016, 20:40
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The only blokes who could get the better of King Phil are a bunch of Westlife cast offs.


Which one was Keyser?
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Old 05-09-2016, 20:40
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If they'd have just talked to Stacey, they'd have found out that it's just a quick two weeks in prison for murder and you're out. No big deal.
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Old 05-09-2016, 20:40
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This was the only thing wrong with the storyline.
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Old 05-09-2016, 20:41
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If they'd have just talked to Stacey, they'd have found out that it's just a quick two weeks in prison for murder and you're out. No big deal.
Nah if they said they were sorry they would just get a suspended sentence
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Old 05-09-2016, 20:43
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I know we rarely agree J-B, but you're right I think that Simon has had more dick than I have!

You'd think for realism, they'd have the local chavs or some big guys a la Grant's build but know.
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Old 05-09-2016, 20:43
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They were worried they were going to get caught by the police for murdering one guy. So they beat up and locked up a sick old man and kidnapped two young lads. They used a van that was registered under one of their names, drove about in the middle of the day and made camp in an industrial estate.

Kamil and Janet would have done a much more successful job.
This. It made no sense that with the police onto them already they would then kidnap the witness to the murder they committed and drive around in broad daylight in a registered van. it was all a bit laughable.
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Old 05-09-2016, 20:44
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Maybe instead of the usual routine of beating them up, the Mitchells will defeat the boyband in a sing off by doing a rendition of "we are faaaamily"
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Old 05-09-2016, 20:46
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This. It made no sense that with the police onto them already they would then kidnap the witness to the murder they committed and drive around in broad daylight in a registered van. it was all a bit laughable.
They didn't even check the wardrobe even though they had heard voices upstairs
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Old 05-09-2016, 20:47
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This was the only thing wrong with the storyline.
I wish that was true but there are so, so many things wrong with this storyline.
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Old 05-09-2016, 20:47
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Maybe instead of the usual routine of beating them up, the Mitchells will defeat the boyband in a sing off by doing a rendition of "we are faaaamily"


I think Phils more of an S Club Seven Fan, can see him dancing to Reach.
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Old 05-09-2016, 20:48
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The two vaguely good looking ones are clearly closeted homos, hence the gay bashing.

Their hair and teeth were far too well kept for your average bully-boy thugs.
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Old 05-09-2016, 20:49
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They didn't even check the wardrobe even though they had heard voices upstairs
I know! But at least they called out hello first instead of creeping up the stairs to take them unawares! it was nice of them to give the girls a heads up!
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Old 05-09-2016, 20:52
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I know! But at least they called out hello first instead of creeping up the stairs to take them unawares! it was nice of them to give the girls a heads up!


Ben and Jay are both mechanics, a job that requires strength. I still cannot grasp how they managed to get the both in that van so quickly and beat up Phil at the same time,
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Old 05-09-2016, 20:53
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I do love camp
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Old 05-09-2016, 20:56
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Which one was Keyser?
the one that looked like he was gonna wet himself cos he saw his shadow
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Old 05-09-2016, 20:59
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Ben and Jay are both mechanics, a job that requires strength. I still cannot grasp how they managed to get the both in that van so quickly and beat up Phil at the same time,
Well Jay hasn't worked in weeks and Ben has been in mourning so they've haven't been getting to grips with their tools recently! i reckon courtney could have taken them on, though it appears that grant was channeling Liam Neeson when he told her to hide under the bed but stay on the phone!
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Old 05-09-2016, 21:01
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Maybe instead of the usual routine of beating them up, the Mitchells will defeat the boyband in a sing off by doing a rendition of "we are faaaamily"
I got all my Mitchells with me!
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