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EE: Camp Kidnappers
Utterly hilarious.
4 deranged killers so camp that I had no idea whether they were going to kill Ben and Jay or recruit them into a throwback 90s boy band. Thanks. |
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Maybe they are homophobic because they are in the closet themselves!
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This bizarre storyline gets more bizarre. They are about as intimidating as my Nieces hamster.
Wtf if this really all about ? And are they 'homophobes' like do we really get young white British homophobes these days who are so homophobic they would kill someone? Or am I being naive. |
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They're less convincing than Callum Logan from Corrie who was as camp as you could get for villains.
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They kidnapped Ben and Jay and locked Phil under the stairs. I have no idea how hey managed that, they must have some hidden super powers or Janet helped them,
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The only blokes who could get the better of King Phil are a bunch of Westlife cast offs.
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This bizarre storyline gets more bizarre. They are about as intimidating as my Nieces hamster.
Wtf if this really all about ? And are they 'homophobes' like do we really get young white British homophobes these days who are so homophobic they would kill someone? Or am I being naive. Kamil and Janet would have done a much more successful job. |
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The writers really have made Phil a weak mess, and have a 90s boy band get the better of him.
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The only blokes who could get the better of King Phil are a bunch of Westlife cast offs.
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Which one was Keyser? |
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If they'd have just talked to Stacey, they'd have found out that it's just a quick two weeks in prison for murder and you're out. No big deal.
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This was the only thing wrong with the storyline.
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If they'd have just talked to Stacey, they'd have found out that it's just a quick two weeks in prison for murder and you're out. No big deal.
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I know we rarely agree J-B, but you're right
I think that Simon has had more dick than I have! You'd think for realism, they'd have the local chavs or some big guys a la Grant's build but know. |
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They were worried they were going to get caught by the police for murdering one guy. So they beat up and locked up a sick old man and kidnapped two young lads. They used a van that was registered under one of their names, drove about in the middle of the day and made camp in an industrial estate.
Kamil and Janet would have done a much more successful job. |
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Maybe instead of the usual routine of beating them up, the Mitchells will defeat the boyband in a sing off by doing a rendition of "we are faaaamily"
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This. It made no sense that with the police onto them already they would then kidnap the witness to the murder they committed and drive around in broad daylight in a registered van. it was all a bit laughable.
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This was the only thing wrong with the storyline.
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Maybe instead of the usual routine of beating them up, the Mitchells will defeat the boyband in a sing off by doing a rendition of "we are faaaamily"
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I think Phils more of an S Club Seven Fan, can see him dancing to Reach. |
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The two vaguely good looking ones are clearly closeted homos, hence the gay bashing.
Their hair and teeth were far too well kept for your average bully-boy thugs. |
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They didn't even check the wardrobe even though they had heard voices upstairs
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I know! But at least they called out hello first instead of creeping up the stairs to take them unawares! it was nice of them to give the girls a heads up!
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ben and Jay are both mechanics, a job that requires strength. I still cannot grasp how they managed to get the both in that van so quickly and beat up Phil at the same time, |
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I do love camp
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Which one was Keyser? |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ben and Jay are both mechanics, a job that requires strength. I still cannot grasp how they managed to get the both in that van so quickly and beat up Phil at the same time, i reckon courtney could have taken them on, though it appears that grant was channeling Liam Neeson when he told her to hide under the bed but stay on the phone!
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Maybe instead of the usual routine of beating them up, the Mitchells will defeat the boyband in a sing off by doing a rendition of "we are faaaamily"
![]() I got all my Mitchells with me!
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