"My son has been kidnapped by a known murderer who hates him because he is gay and wants to kill him, I can't have the old bill involved doing their job because I'm a Mitchell and Mitchells do it the Mitchell way"

You only just realised this?

They don't do the police,

I read this thread title as

"EastEnders - Ann Mitchell has been taken!"

I was ready to offer up condolences to Vas...

As above.

I thought this thread was about our forgotten absentee Cora.