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Old 06-09-2016, 22:00
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She's heading for a fall.

Emma is far too happy. It wont last.
She's at her scariest when she's happy.

They're NOT moving are they?
James is, but not Emma!

He'll have any old boiler, him.
It's only old boilers who'll have him.

You tell the old bag, Dan!
Quite. He can do much better than that self centred tart.

Kerreh the slapper!
And they don't come much slappier!

You go Kerrehman!
Yes, over the edge of a cliff preferably

Mmmmm, Hot Ross Buns

And Dull But Fit Prozac Pete.
Dross Scum is dragging Pete down. But now we know from where Moses gets his raspberry blowing habit.

Adorable Ross I'll give you a massive tip
Filth.


He should also show us his buns!
More filth.

The fabulous former carjacker gets plenty of customers.
We see precious little evidence of customers for the taxis, and not much evidence of customers for Dross's charms, other than a single footprint on the window. You can't count Kerry, she's as drunk as a skunk.

Good God, his scrawny stick like legs in those ridiculous shorts.

Stereotype German Moron is just as irritating as Yorkshire Moron!
Anyone will tell you that lederhosen and the silly hats are stereotypical of Bavaria, which is in the deep dark south of Germany, whilst Paddy was living in Hamburg, on the bracing north sea in the north of Germany.

I hope pete wins the bet. Ross is a tw*t!
Too true.


Hot Ross Buns is such a cheeky, tasty fella, who lights up any episode he features in.
Blights, more like it!

Will Ross's magic sperm get Kerry up the duff?
No more scrawn of Dross, thank you.

James and Moira just sealed their fate.
Emma will emasculate James. She'll probably have Moira burned at the stake!

Moira!

And as for James........ what a weasel.
Too true, James has been easing Cain out of the equation for weeks. I hope that Cain puts his lights out, when he gets back.

Haha at the donkey watching, is he into human watching?
The donkey was the star of the show.

How did Moira lose her bra when she didn't even have her top off?
Well, James is very dexterous! And there had to be some evidence left, didn't there?!

Is lucky Kerry going to get a taste of HRB's crankshaft?
Only because she's too pissed to know what she's doing.

Moira's left her knickers in the back of the taxi
Her bra, not her knickers. It's the evidence trail.

You dirty boy, Ross!
He won't be so smug when Kerry finds out that she was just bet fodder.

Kerry such a lucky bitch
Dross won't breed again, once Kerry sobers up and finds out that she was just bet fodder.

Kerreh is getting the MEGA HOT RAM ROD HOT ROSS BUNS's big-end
She'll probably get the cl*p too.

KOSS... The new power couple.
Dross & Kerry, it makes Dreary.

It certainly was not vintage Emmerdale, tonight.

But Hot Ross Buns was on form, as usual.

And the donkey put in a great performance.
Ross was gross and dross, but the donkey was great.

Ross had all the best lines again; the sexy, saucy, good looking, toned, buff, beautiful stud!
He'll be speaking in a high pitched squeaky voice next week, once Kerry has sobered up and realizes what he's done.
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Old 06-09-2016, 22:17
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I think you might need both hands for that.,



I tried..



Wrong bit in bold!



Thank you Gulfiepops xx Unlike SULLA, who could've lied!



And I'm straight



Yes



She has!



Sadly not!



In every way



Yes







Atleast someone is!



Quite!



Already done!



I'd rather it was the other way around to be fair..



No



Again, no



You're worth a billion of those trampy old scrubbers and don't you forget it!!xxx



Do we care?



Quite!



I really don't think she will..



I now hate her.



Hahahaha, great summary JW
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Old 06-09-2016, 22:20
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Moira!

And as for James........ what a weasel.
James said something along the lines of ' we're re not doing anything wrong.' He does know he's s married doesn't t he?
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Old 06-09-2016, 22:29
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Paddy's staying.

Woolpack reaction:

Daily reaction:
I know. WTF were they thinking? Barstewards
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Old 06-09-2016, 22:33
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I know. WTF were they thinking? Barstewards
Paddy was a pushover, in the end. Pierce will not be happy, when he & Rhona get back from their holiday in Italy.......
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Old 06-09-2016, 22:37
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James said something along the lines of ' we're re not doing anything wrong.' He does know he's s married doesn't t he?
Regardless of being married, or doing something wrong, one would have thought that self preservation would have made James keep his hands off Moira. Now he's crossed both Cain and Emma, and either of them is capable of sending him off on his final journey.
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Old 06-09-2016, 22:41
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I know. WTF were they thinking? Barstewards
On Friday 16th
Spoiler
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Old 06-09-2016, 22:50
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Hot Ross Buns is no thug!! He used to be a little bit naughty, occasionally.

But he is now a reformed, loveable, fabulous pillar of the village.

Besides, any jury would just have to look at him and decide to throw out any case against him, within minutes.
Daft post of the thread award

This isnt Fantasy Island
Wasnt Robbie in that
The Boat The Boat

I blame Livesy. Couldn't he buy a punchbag ?

Hot Ross Buns wouldn't go anywhere near Liz McMutton.
Elizabeth is a fine lady

Adorable Ross I'll give you a massive tip :
I give up

*sneaks in*

Drunk Kerry is not appealing, then again neither is sober Kerry
Kerry is a very attractive woman

Hot Ross Buns is such a cheeky, tasty fella, who lights up any episode he features in.
He's just a vicious thug with a massive nose

in my day Taxis were to get you from A to B
and they were reliable
Kerry such a lucky bitch
To be polluted by Big Nose ???????

Kerry doing what pretty much everyone would do in that situation
I wouldn't

Ross had all the best lines again; the sexy, saucy, good looking, toned, buff, beautiful stud!
It gets worse

I tried..

Thank you Gulfiepops xx Unlike SULLA, who could've lied!
I cannot lie about something so important

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What a prat
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Old 06-09-2016, 22:54
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Pierce will want to call the rozzers. Rhona, more then likely, will not. Thus are the seeds of discord sown. Pierce will be forced to take his coercion to a new level.
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Old 06-09-2016, 22:58
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Regardless of being married, or doing something wrong, one would have thought that self preservation would have made James keep his hands off Moira. Now he's crossed both Cain and Emma, and either of them is capable of sending him off on his final journey.
I hope Emma goes postal on him, frankly. Thanks to him she had a breakdown, lost her kids, and now this! What a git he is
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Old 06-09-2016, 23:01
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I hope Emma goes postal on him, frankly. Thanks to him she had a breakdown, lost her kids, and now this! What a git he is
I look forward to Emma taking revenge on James and horrible Moira
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Old 06-09-2016, 23:04
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I hope Emma goes postal on him, frankly. Thanks to him she had a breakdown, lost her kids, and now this! What a git he is
I look forward to Emma taking revenge on James and horrible Moira
I agree wholeheartedly with both posts.

Selfish pair.
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Old 06-09-2016, 23:10
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in my day Taxis were to get you from A to B
Well judging by how Ross and Pete run them, theirs are for getting you from ooh to aah
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Old 06-09-2016, 23:14
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I look forward to Emma taking revenge on James and horrible Moira
I agree wholeheartedly with both posts.

Selfish pair.
I can see where Moira's coming from - feeling lonely and abandoned, but James has been waiting his chance since Cain left. Maybe he should get together with Charity.
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Old 06-09-2016, 23:18
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I look forward to Emma taking revenge on James and horrible Moira
James is the real villain here, in my view.

Moira is still in a bit of a state, after the Cain business and all the problems with Holly.

James made the first move. Indeed, he's been setting this up ever since Moira and Cain broke up. He's been busy dripping poison about Cain into Mora's ears whilst giving the impression that he was looking out for her. It's now clear what his motive was - to take advantage of Moira whilst she was in an emotionally weak state; and, all the time, he's been stringing Emma along too, about moving into Wylies Farm etc. He's a Grade A rat.

Whatever you think about Moira, she had the presence of mind to know that what she and James was doing was wrong and to break it off and set off home on her own. James had no compunction about carrying on.
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Old 06-09-2016, 23:21
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I look forward to Emma taking revenge on James and horrible Moira
Didn't she sleep with James when he was dating Chas? She has no room to talk.

I don't condone cheating, but whatever pisses Emma off gets my vote
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Old 06-09-2016, 23:22
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James is the real villain here, in my view.

Moira is still in a bit of a state, after the Cain business and all the problems with Holly.

James made the first move. Indeed, he's been setting this up ever since Moira and Cain broke up. He's been busy dripping poison about Cain into Mora's ears whilst giving the impression that he was looking out for her. It's now clear what his motive was - to take advantage of Moira whilst she was in an emotionally weak state; and, all the time, he's been stringing Emma along too, about moving into Wylies Farm etc. He's a Grade A rat.

Whatever you think about Moira, she had the presence of mind to know that what she and James was doing was wrong and to break it off and set off home on her own. James had no compunction about carrying on.
Yes I agree about James but Moira deserves some misery too for being a hypocritical sanctimonious boot
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Old 06-09-2016, 23:27
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James is the real villain here, in my view.

Moira is still in a bit of a state, after the Cain business and all the problems with Holly.

James made the first move. Indeed, he's been setting this up ever since Moira and Cain broke up. He's been busy dripping poison about Cain into Mora's ears whilst giving the impression that he was looking out for her. It's now clear what his motive was - to take advantage of Moira whilst she was in an emotionally weak state; and, all the time, he's been stringing Emma along too, about moving into Wylies Farm etc. He's a Grade A rat.

Whatever you think about Moira, she had the presence of mind to know that what she and James was doing was wrong and to break it off and set off home on her own. James had no compunction about carrying on.
I bet that's s how he got her the first time. Waited until she was struggling, then dripped poison about his brother while stringing Emma along and all the time keeping up his Mister Nice Guy act
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Old 07-09-2016, 08:20
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Paddy's staying - Boo

Marlon's spindly legs - Double Boo

James is a weasel of the first order - Boo

Moira saw sense at the last minute - Hooray

But having crossed both Cain and Emma, he will now have to watch his back - Hooray

Kerry behaved like a typical drunken slapper - I thought she'd moved on from that - Boo

Dan telling it to Kerry like it is - Hooray

Jimmy and Nicola really love each other - so maybe one ED couple will survive - Hooray

Ross and Pete's bet - typical Ross, but I thought Pete was better than that - Boo

Kerry's wrath when she finds out about the bet should be good to watch - Hooray

The possibility of Ross's magic swimmers doing their work and Kerry being pregnant - Boo

The Donkey was the star of the show - Hooray

However when the best thing about the ep was the Donkey, you know something's wrong somewhere
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Old 07-09-2016, 08:31
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Morning Alley.

So that's Boos 7, Hoorays 6. (If it wasn't for the double-boo it would have been a draw). Who needs Polls eh, this is much better.

I was really disappointed in both Moira and Kerry last night, specially Kerry - as you say she'd moved on from that sort of carry on. Stupid writers/storyliners.
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Old 07-09-2016, 08:33
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I bet that's s how he got her the first time. Waited until she was struggling, then dripped poison about his brother while stringing Emma along and all the time keeping up his Mister Nice Guy act
Actually, I think he just waited until she was drunk. He's a real sleaze.
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Old 07-09-2016, 09:16
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Morning Alley.

So that's Boos 7, Hoorays 6. (If it wasn't for the double-boo it would have been a draw). Who needs Polls eh, this is much better.

I was really disappointed in both Moira and Kerry last night, specially Kerry - as you say she'd moved on from that sort of carry on. Stupid writers/storyliners.
Morning Oldn - who knew that the fate of the episode would hang on Marlon's spindly legs

Not quite sure where Dan and Kerry will go now, but still hanging in there for Moira and Cain to sort it out and get back together,
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Old 07-09-2016, 09:18
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Actually, I think he just waited until she was drunk. He's a real sleaze.
He so is, HOAddict, a sleaze of the first order.
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Old 07-09-2016, 09:23
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Paddy's staying - Boo

Marlon's spindly legs - Double Boo

James is a weasel of the first order - Boo

Moira saw sense at the last minute - Hooray

But having crossed both Cain and Emma, he will now have to watch his back - Hooray

Kerry behaved like a typical drunken slapper - I thought she'd moved on from that - Boo

Dan telling it to Kerry like it is - Hooray

Jimmy and Nicola really love each other - so maybe one ED couple will survive - Hooray

Ross and Pete's bet - typical Ross, but I thought Pete was better than that - Boo

Kerry's wrath when she finds out about the bet should be good to watch - Hooray

The possibility of Ross's magic swimmers doing their work and Kerry being pregnant - Boo

The Donkey was the star of the show - Hooray

However when the best thing about the ep was the Donkey, you know something's wrong somewhere
Morning Alleycat

Donkey was good.
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Old 07-09-2016, 09:25
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Morning Alley.

So that's Boos 7, Hoorays 6. (If it wasn't for the double-boo it would have been a draw). Who needs Polls eh, this is much better.

I was really disappointed in both Moira and Kerry last night, specially Kerry - as you say she'd moved on from that sort of carry on. Stupid writers/storyliners.
Morning Oldnjaded

Sweaty weather today

How were the storyliners stupid Kerry was just reverting to type, like she always does when things don't go her way.

Sun TVPerson still thinks the leaving Holly and James are major characters and there is a crisis at Emmerdale because of it, he's obviously as deluded as Belle. Although he claims many people will die in this big thing later in the year.
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