She's heading for a fall.


She's at her scariest when she's happy.


James is, but not Emma!


It's only old boilers who'll have him.


Quite. He can do much better than that self centred tart.


And they don't come much slappier!


Yes, over the edge of a cliff preferably


Dross Scum is dragging Pete down. But now we know from where Moses gets his raspberry blowing habit.


Filth.


More filth.


We see precious little evidence of customers for the taxis, and not much evidence of customers for Dross's charms, other than a single footprint on the window. You can't count Kerry, she's as drunk as a skunk.


Good God, his scrawny stick like legs in those ridiculous shorts.


Anyone will tell you that lederhosen and the silly hats are stereotypical of Bavaria, which is in the deep dark south of Germany, whilst Paddy was living in Hamburg, on the bracing north sea in the north of Germany.


Too true.


Blights, more like it!


No more scrawn of Dross, thank you.


Emma will emasculate James. She'll probably have Moira burned at the stake!


Too true, James has been easing Cain out of the equation for weeks. I hope that Cain puts his lights out, when he gets back.


The donkey was the star of the show.


Well, James is very dexterous! And there had to be some evidence left, didn't there?!


Only because she's too pissed to know what she's doing.


Her bra, not her knickers. It's the evidence trail.


He won't be so smug when Kerry finds out that she was just bet fodder.


Dross won't breed again, once Kerry sobers up and finds out that she was just bet fodder.


She'll probably get the cl*p too.


Dross & Kerry, it makes Dreary.


Ross was gross and dross, but the donkey was great.


He'll be speaking in a high pitched squeaky voice next week, once Kerry has sobered up and realizes what he's done.

Hahahaha, great summary JW

James said something along the lines of ' we're re not doing anything wrong.' He does know he's s married doesn't t he?

I know. WTF were they thinking? Barstewards

Paddy was a pushover, in the end. Pierce will not be happy, when he & Rhona get back from their holiday in Italy.......

Regardless of being married, or doing something wrong, one would have thought that self preservation would have made James keep his hands off Moira. Now he's crossed both Cain and Emma, and either of them is capable of sending him off on his final journey.

On Friday 16th

Daft post of the thread award



The Boat The Boat


I blame Livesy. Couldn't he buy a punchbag ?


Elizabeth is a fine lady


I give up


Kerry is a very attractive woman

He's just a vicious thug with a massive nose


and they were reliable

To be polluted by Big Nose ???????


I wouldn't


It gets worse


I cannot lie about something so important


What a prat

Pierce will want to call the rozzers. Rhona, more then likely, will not. Thus are the seeds of discord sown. Pierce will be forced to take his coercion to a new level.

I hope Emma goes postal on him, frankly. Thanks to him she had a breakdown, lost her kids, and now this! What a git he is

I look forward to Emma taking revenge on James and horrible Moira

I agree wholeheartedly with both posts.

Selfish pair.

Well judging by how Ross and Pete run them, theirs are for getting you from ooh to aah

I can see where Moira's coming from - feeling lonely and abandoned, but James has been waiting his chance since Cain left. Maybe he should get together with Charity.

James is the real villain here, in my view.

Moira is still in a bit of a state, after the Cain business and all the problems with Holly.

James made the first move. Indeed, he's been setting this up ever since Moira and Cain broke up. He's been busy dripping poison about Cain into Mora's ears whilst giving the impression that he was looking out for her. It's now clear what his motive was - to take advantage of Moira whilst she was in an emotionally weak state; and, all the time, he's been stringing Emma along too, about moving into Wylies Farm etc. He's a Grade A rat.

Whatever you think about Moira, she had the presence of mind to know that what she and James was doing was wrong and to break it off and set off home on her own. James had no compunction about carrying on.

Didn't she sleep with James when he was dating Chas? She has no room to talk.

I don't condone cheating, but whatever pisses Emma off gets my vote

Yes I agree about James but Moira deserves some misery too for being a hypocritical sanctimonious boot

I bet that's s how he got her the first time. Waited until she was struggling, then dripped poison about his brother while stringing Emma along and all the time keeping up his Mister Nice Guy act

Paddy's staying - Boo

Marlon's spindly legs - Double Boo

James is a weasel of the first order - Boo

Moira saw sense at the last minute - Hooray

But having crossed both Cain and Emma, he will now have to watch his back - Hooray

Kerry behaved like a typical drunken slapper - I thought she'd moved on from that - Boo

Dan telling it to Kerry like it is - Hooray

Jimmy and Nicola really love each other - so maybe one ED couple will survive - Hooray

Ross and Pete's bet - typical Ross, but I thought Pete was better than that - Boo

Kerry's wrath when she finds out about the bet should be good to watch - Hooray

The possibility of Ross's magic swimmers doing their work and Kerry being pregnant - Boo

The Donkey was the star of the show - Hooray

However when the best thing about the ep was the Donkey, you know something's wrong somewhere

Morning Alley.

So that's Boos 7, Hoorays 6. (If it wasn't for the double-boo it would have been a draw). Who needs Polls eh, this is much better.

I was really disappointed in both Moira and Kerry last night, specially Kerry - as you say she'd moved on from that sort of carry on. Stupid writers/storyliners.

Actually, I think he just waited until she was drunk. He's a real sleaze.

Morning Oldn - who knew that the fate of the episode would hang on Marlon's spindly legs

Not quite sure where Dan and Kerry will go now, but still hanging in there for Moira and Cain to sort it out and get back together,

He so is, HOAddict, a sleaze of the first order.

Morning Alleycat

Donkey was good.

Morning Oldnjaded

Sweaty weather today

How were the storyliners stupid Kerry was just reverting to type, like she always does when things don't go her way.

Sun TVPerson still thinks the leaving Holly and James are major characters and there is a crisis at Emmerdale because of it, he's obviously as deluded as Belle. Although he claims many people will die in this big thing later in the year.