Originally Posted by Red-Eye:
“Good God how I'd HATE to be related to a bloody Mitcham!
Just the thought of having them in charge of saving your life is just...Ugh! Could you just imagine their rescue missions?
Bomb In The House
Courtney: "Oh noez someone planted a Bomb a in our house! Quick, call the Bomb Squad!"
Phil: "NO! What have the Bomb Squad ever done for us? We disarm it the Mitchell way!"
Not Mitchell Sharon: "Quick! Call Ritchie and get Grant!"
Swimming In The Australian Sea
Louise: "Oh noez Ben is being chased by a Great White Shark! Quick, contact the Sea Coast Guards!"
Phil: "NO! What have the Sea Coast Guards ever done for us? We rescue him the Mitchell way!"
Ian: "But Phil..."
Kathy: "Ian! Phil's right, please don't make it worse."
Not Mitchell Sharon: "Quick! Call Ritchie and get Grant!"
Visting The Grand Canyon
Ben: "Oh noez Louise is hanging on for dear life in the middle of the Grand Canyon! Quick, call the Emergency Services!"
Phil: "NO! What have the Emergency Services ever done for us? We rescue her the Mitchall way!"
Not Mitchell Sharon: "Quick! Call Ritchie and get Grant!"”
“Good God how I'd HATE to be related to a bloody Mitcham!
Just the thought of having them in charge of saving your life is just...Ugh! Could you just imagine their rescue missions?Bomb In The House
Courtney: "Oh noez someone planted a Bomb a in our house! Quick, call the Bomb Squad!"
Phil: "NO! What have the Bomb Squad ever done for us? We disarm it the Mitchell way!"
Not Mitchell Sharon: "Quick! Call Ritchie and get Grant!"
Swimming In The Australian Sea
Louise: "Oh noez Ben is being chased by a Great White Shark! Quick, contact the Sea Coast Guards!"
Phil: "NO! What have the Sea Coast Guards ever done for us? We rescue him the Mitchell way!"
Ian: "But Phil..."
Kathy: "Ian! Phil's right, please don't make it worse."
Not Mitchell Sharon: "Quick! Call Ritchie and get Grant!"
Visting The Grand Canyon
Ben: "Oh noez Louise is hanging on for dear life in the middle of the Grand Canyon! Quick, call the Emergency Services!"
Phil: "NO! What have the Emergency Services ever done for us? We rescue her the Mitchall way!"
Not Mitchell Sharon: "Quick! Call Ritchie and get Grant!"”
I bet Phil will carry out his own liver transplant with a rusty penknife his dear old dad gave him.



