Eileen wants to be involved Every Step Of The Way in King Phelan's "building project" so The King and partner-in-crime Vinny are FEWMIN, especially as their plan to get her out of the way by making her "Concepts Executive" (an obvious sinecure) fails completely..... Todd Unctious is just as furious with his mother, for different reasons NATCH, but Eileen says he's going to have to find somewhere to live if he can't be a nice person to The King......

Also tonight - Todd & Nosy Vicar Billy make up again tonight prepare for more OFCOM complaints from the nation's moral guardians..... Ninety-year-old-Bethany's meeting at school does not go very well despite the presence of Hot Redhead Gary the school decides to suspend Lauren AND Bethany...... Beth & Craig have a heart-to-heart about his errant father ......... Gobby Gemma gets promoted to "Assistant Manager" by Detective Dev ....... and Fail Platt tells mother Ordreh about the blood-stained hoodie she found under The Platt Creature's pillow ..........