Is it just me or is it quiet on here lately?
Emmerdaily - 07/09/16: Carry On Cabby
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Originally Posted by Glendarroch:
“Is it just me or is it quiet on here lately?”
“Is it just me or is it quiet on here lately?”
It's gone silent Glenda
Originally Posted by mrbernay:
“It's gone silent Glenda”
“It's gone silent Glenda
”
I thought my old ability to kill a thread stone dead was kicking in
Originally Posted by Pandora.:
“Evening all, thanks for t'thread Mr B.
Emma.
Sleazebag James.”
“Evening all, thanks for t'thread Mr B.
Emma.
Sleazebag James.”
With the exception of Finn, all the nu-Bartons are scum.
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Having sex with DRoss makes you vomit.”
“Having sex with DRoss makes you vomit.”
Too true. Dross worshipers take note. One night of Dross made Kerry puke and realize that Dan was the man for her.
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“Ravishing Rakesh”
“Ravishing Rakesh”
Ruined Rakesh, more like.
Originally Posted by pixiegirl123:
“Kerry, you slept with Ross, why are you unhappy?”
“Kerry, you slept with Ross, why are you unhappy?”
Because she realizes that she's been taken advantage of by a no good waste of space who has no idea how to be a real man, or how to treat a woman!
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“Because she'll have to get used to wham bam thank you Kerreh man when back with Dan”
“Because she'll have to get used to wham bam thank you Kerreh man when back with Dan”
Dan is worth a thousand of Ross.
Originally Posted by Pandora.:
“This nonsense was clearly written by a man - a woman would rarely not realise that she wasn't wearing a bra, and even if she did it wouldn't take until the next day for her to notice!”
“This nonsense was clearly written by a man - a woman would rarely not realise that she wasn't wearing a bra, and even if she did it wouldn't take until the next day for her to notice!”
Quite.
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“DRoss and Petezz are immature.”
“DRoss and Petezz are immature.”
Yes, and so is their father.
Originally Posted by thejoyof_pat:
“Ross looks more guilty about upsetting Dan than he ever did when he cheated with Debbie behind Petes back.”
“Ross looks more guilty about upsetting Dan than he ever did when he cheated with Debbie behind Petes back.”
He knows, in his heart of hearts, that Dan is a decent man. Once the secret is out (courtesy of Bernice), those two won't be able to work together.
Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“Cor! Hot Ross's body
VERY TASTY”
“Cor! Hot Ross's body
VERY TASTY”
He's scrawny.
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“ I am sure Emma will take it all very calmy and well when truth outs”
“
I am sure Emma will take it all very calmy and well when truth outs”
That'll be the day. I expect that her hand will slip, whilst she's holding the carving knife, and lunch will be toad in the hole.....
Originally Posted by Mike Teevee:
“Time for some quick thinking James.”
“Time for some quick thinking James.”
That'll be a sight to behold!
Originally Posted by thejoyof_pat:
“It's ridiculous.”
“It's ridiculous.”
Couldn't agree more.
Originally Posted by Gambit_is_ace:
“only half way through tonight's episode and already we've seen more Ross than all of the rest of the year combined!”
“only half way through tonight's episode and already we've seen more Ross than all of the rest of the year combined!”
And it's too much already.
Originally Posted by Pandora.:
“Bin a bra? Do you have any idea how expensive they are, Emma?”
“Bin a bra? Do you have any idea how expensive they are, Emma?
”
No good for Emma, she would rattle around in it!
Originally Posted by mrbernay:
“No Bernice, it's not bird poo, it's Ross' left-overs”
“No Bernice, it's not bird poo, it's Ross' left-overs
”
It's bird poo - it's supposed to bring luck!
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Kerreh telling the ever so discreet Bernice.”
“Kerreh telling the ever so discreet Bernice.”
Might as well take a full page advertisement in the Hotton Courier.
Originally Posted by Hound of Love:
“Indeed!
A scene-stealing, cheeky, occasionally slightly naughty (but just wants a quiet life), charming, sexy as hell former carjacker.”
“Indeed!
A scene-stealing, cheeky, occasionally slightly naughty (but just wants a quiet life), charming, sexy as hell former carjacker.
”
Ghastly little shite.
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“ a shed i have never understood the point”
“
a shed i have never understood the point”
What's happened to the pirate ship? He could rent it off Ashley. Or has it been repossessed because he hasn't been able to pay for it.
Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“"It's just a kiss. I can forgive that."
Quite right Kerry. And I'm sure Dan can forgive you for just having every single crevice and orifice of your body ravished by Meta-Stud Ross.
”
“"It's just a kiss. I can forgive that."
Quite right Kerry. And I'm sure Dan can forgive you for just having every single crevice and orifice of your body ravished by Meta-Stud Ross.
”
It would be like having an army of slugs crawling all over you. Actually, Dan's probably the forgiving sort, especially now that Kerry has apologised for her behaviour. It took the unpleasant experience of being with Dross in the back of his taxi to make Kerry realize that Dan was the one for her.
Originally Posted by Mike Teevee:
“Ooh self righteous Ross, that's a new one.”
“Ooh self righteous Ross, that's a new one.”
He has little to be self righteous about.
Originally Posted by Hound of Love:
“Oi!!
The sweet, adorable, misunderstood Hot Ross Buns was just telling his dirty dad a few home truths!!”
“Oi!!
The sweet, adorable, misunderstood Hot Ross Buns was just telling his dirty dad a few home truths!!”
Now we know from where where Dross & Pete get their sleazy behaviour.
Originally Posted by Glendarroch:
“But James sometimes made Dross feel undervalued as a child. You know that's s the cruellest form of abuse.
”
“But James sometimes made Dross feel undervalued as a child. You know that's s the cruellest form of abuse.
”
I don't believe that for a moment. Ross just thinks that he's entitled to whatever he wants. That comes from being spoilt. It's turned him into the worthless individual that he is today.
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Yep, much crueller than holding a pillow over his face like his mam did.”
“Yep, much crueller than holding a pillow over his face like his mam did.
”
Pity Emma didn't make a better job of it.
Originally Posted by Glendarroch:
“I thought my old ability to kill a thread stone dead was kicking in”
“I thought my old ability to kill a thread stone dead was kicking in
”
No chance
Originally Posted by Teifiboi:
“With the exception of Finn, all the nu-Bartons are scum.
Too true. Dross worshipers take note. One night of Dross made Kerry puke and realize that Dan was the man for her.
Ruined Rakesh, more like.
Because she realizes that she's been taken advantage of by a no good waste of space who has no idea how to be a real man, or how to treat a woman!
Dan is worth a thousand of Ross.
Quite.
Yes, and so is their father.
He knows, in his heart of hearts, that Dan is a decent man. Once the secret is out (courtesy of Bernice), those two won't be able to work together.
He's scrawny.
That'll be the day. I expect that her hand will slip, whilst she's holding the carving knife, and lunch will be toad in the hole.....
That'll be a sight to behold!
Couldn't agree more.
And it's too much already.
No good for Emma, she would rattle around in it!
It's bird poo - it's supposed to bring luck!
Might as well take a full page advertisement in the Hotton Courier.
Ghastly little shite.
What's happened to the pirate ship? He could rent it off Ashley. Or has it been repossessed because he hasn't been able to pay for it.
It would be like having an army of slugs crawling all over you. Actually, Dan's probably the forgiving sort, especially now that Kerry has apologised for her behaviour. It took the unpleasant experience of being with Dross in the back of his taxi to make Kerry realize that Dan was the one for her.
He has little to be self righteous about.
Now we know from where where Dross & Pete get their sleazy behaviour.
I don't believe that for a moment. Ross just thinks that he's entitled to whatever he wants. That comes from being spoilt. It's turned him into the worthless individual that he is today.
Pity Emma didn't make a better job of it.”
“With the exception of Finn, all the nu-Bartons are scum.
Too true. Dross worshipers take note. One night of Dross made Kerry puke and realize that Dan was the man for her.
Ruined Rakesh, more like.
Because she realizes that she's been taken advantage of by a no good waste of space who has no idea how to be a real man, or how to treat a woman!
Dan is worth a thousand of Ross.
Quite.
Yes, and so is their father.
He knows, in his heart of hearts, that Dan is a decent man. Once the secret is out (courtesy of Bernice), those two won't be able to work together.
He's scrawny.
That'll be the day. I expect that her hand will slip, whilst she's holding the carving knife, and lunch will be toad in the hole.....
That'll be a sight to behold!
Couldn't agree more.
And it's too much already.
No good for Emma, she would rattle around in it!
It's bird poo - it's supposed to bring luck!
Might as well take a full page advertisement in the Hotton Courier.
Ghastly little shite.
What's happened to the pirate ship? He could rent it off Ashley. Or has it been repossessed because he hasn't been able to pay for it.
It would be like having an army of slugs crawling all over you. Actually, Dan's probably the forgiving sort, especially now that Kerry has apologised for her behaviour. It took the unpleasant experience of being with Dross in the back of his taxi to make Kerry realize that Dan was the one for her.
He has little to be self righteous about.
Now we know from where where Dross & Pete get their sleazy behaviour.
I don't believe that for a moment. Ross just thinks that he's entitled to whatever he wants. That comes from being spoilt. It's turned him into the worthless individual that he is today.
Pity Emma didn't make a better job of it.”
Nice one TB
Originally Posted by Teifiboi:
“With the exception of Finn, all the nu-Bartons are scum.
Too true. Dross worshipers take note. One night of Dross made Kerry puke and realize that Dan was the man for her.
Ruined Rakesh, more like.
Because she realizes that she's been taken advantage of by a no good waste of space who has no idea how to be a real man, or how to treat a woman!
Dan is worth a thousand of Ross.
Quite.
Yes, and so is their father.
He knows, in his heart of hearts, that Dan is a decent man. Once the secret is out (courtesy of Bernice), those two won't be able to work together.
He's scrawny.
That'll be the day. I expect that her hand will slip, whilst she's holding the carving knife, and lunch will be toad in the hole.....
That'll be a sight to behold!
Couldn't agree more.
And it's too much already.
No good for Emma, she would rattle around in it!
It's bird poo - it's supposed to bring luck!
Might as well take a full page advertisement in the Hotton Courier.
Ghastly little shite.
What's happened to the pirate ship? He could rent it off Ashley. Or has it been repossessed because he hasn't been able to pay for it.
It would be like having an army of slugs crawling all over you. Actually, Dan's probably the forgiving sort, especially now that Kerry has apologised for her behaviour. It took the unpleasant experience of being with Dross in the back of his taxi to make Kerry realize that Dan was the one for her.
He has little to be self righteous about.
Now we know from where where Dross & Pete get their sleazy behaviour.
I don't believe that for a moment. Ross just thinks that he's entitled to whatever he wants. That comes from being spoilt. It's turned him into the worthless individual that he is today.
Pity Emma didn't make a better job of it.”
“With the exception of Finn, all the nu-Bartons are scum.
Too true. Dross worshipers take note. One night of Dross made Kerry puke and realize that Dan was the man for her.
Ruined Rakesh, more like.
Because she realizes that she's been taken advantage of by a no good waste of space who has no idea how to be a real man, or how to treat a woman!
Dan is worth a thousand of Ross.
Quite.
Yes, and so is their father.
He knows, in his heart of hearts, that Dan is a decent man. Once the secret is out (courtesy of Bernice), those two won't be able to work together.
He's scrawny.
That'll be the day. I expect that her hand will slip, whilst she's holding the carving knife, and lunch will be toad in the hole.....
That'll be a sight to behold!
Couldn't agree more.
And it's too much already.
No good for Emma, she would rattle around in it!
It's bird poo - it's supposed to bring luck!
Might as well take a full page advertisement in the Hotton Courier.
Ghastly little shite.
What's happened to the pirate ship? He could rent it off Ashley. Or has it been repossessed because he hasn't been able to pay for it.
It would be like having an army of slugs crawling all over you. Actually, Dan's probably the forgiving sort, especially now that Kerry has apologised for her behaviour. It took the unpleasant experience of being with Dross in the back of his taxi to make Kerry realize that Dan was the one for her.
He has little to be self righteous about.
Now we know from where where Dross & Pete get their sleazy behaviour.
I don't believe that for a moment. Ross just thinks that he's entitled to whatever he wants. That comes from being spoilt. It's turned him into the worthless individual that he is today.
Pity Emma didn't make a better job of it.”
The irritating thing is for all his faults James seems to be a relatively decent Dad !
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“SULLA you make me laugh always even when there's Ross dissing 
”
“SULLA you make me laugh always
even when there's Ross dissing ”
I just post the truth Sorcha
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“I'm sorry but how contrived is that spoiler
I imagine it was knitted for her so they'll soon know who's it was
Thanks MrB though. Evening everyone ”
“I'm sorry but how contrived is that spoiler
I imagine it was knitted for her so they'll soon know who's it was
Thanks MrB though
. Evening everyone ”
Morning Sorcha
James must have wonder hands if he got that Bra off while Moira was still wearing her dress
Originally Posted by Glendarroch:
“The irritating thing is for all his faults James seems to be a relatively decent Dad !”
“The irritating thing is for all his faults James seems to be a relatively decent Dad !”
Ross didn't think so.
Originally Posted by Rita's Kabin:
“Thanks for the thread Mr. B
Haven't seen Carry On Cabby for quite some time....
Hi all!”
“Thanks for the thread Mr. B
Haven't seen Carry On Cabby for quite some time....
Hi all!
”
Haven't you?, I thought that's what ITV were showing instead of Emmerdale
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Evening all, thanks for the thread, Mr B.”
“Evening all, thanks for the thread, Mr B.
”
Morning Oldnjaded
Very dark this morning, at least I got here before it started raining properly, my latest trainers have broken the record of not leaking in the 6 months since I bought them, partly because I protect them by wearing the trainers that do leak when I know its going to rain heh
Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Morning Oldnjaded
Very dark this morning, at least I got here before it started raining properly, my latest trainers have broken the record of not leaking in the 6 months since I bought them, partly because I protect them by wearing the trainers that do leak when I know its going to rain heh”
“Morning Oldnjaded
Very dark this morning, at least I got here before it started raining properly, my latest trainers have broken the record of not leaking in the 6 months since I bought them, partly because I protect them by wearing the trainers that do leak when I know its going to rain heh”
I think there may be an element of flawed logic in that sentence.
Morning kwynne.
Drizzly but still muggy here. I'm touching up my hair - I've got more roots than...........er.......er...........a tree. Hope that's not offensive to trees.
Originally Posted by pixiegirl123:
“Kerry, you slept with Ross, why are you unhappy?”
“Kerry, you slept with Ross, why are you unhappy?
”
Because birds are crapping on her
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“I think there may be an element of flawed logic in that sentence.
Morning kwynne. Drizzly but still muggy here. I'm touching up my hair - I've got more roots than...........er.......er...........a tree. Hope that's not offensive to trees. ”
“I think there may be an element of flawed logic in that sentence.
Morning kwynne.
Drizzly but still muggy here. I'm touching up my hair - I've got more roots than...........er.......er...........a tree. Hope that's not offensive to trees. ”
When shoes leak once they leak every time, better to have shoes that don't leak when its only a bit damp.
I'm sure the tree's won't mind
Originally Posted by JackW:
“What was Jimmy doing just then
”
“What was Jimmy doing just then
”
He quietly undid the top for her, no not like James with Moira's bra
Originally Posted by CollieWobbles:
“What a disgusting spectacle Kerry is. Doesn't even know the meaning of the word 'decorum'.”
“What a disgusting spectacle Kerry is
. Doesn't even know the meaning of the word 'decorum'.”
She can't even spell it.
Originally Posted by Pandora.:
“This nonsense was clearly written by a man - a woman would rarely not realise that she wasn't wearing a bra, and even if she did it wouldn't take until the next day for her to notice!”
“This nonsense was clearly written by a man - a woman would rarely not realise that she wasn't wearing a bra, and even if she did it wouldn't take until the next day for her to notice!
”
You would think the Director who was a woman would notice
Originally Posted by pixiegirl123:
“How do you not realise you aren't wearing a bra?”
“How do you not realise you aren't wearing a bra?
”
Of course she might have thought she brought it home with her
Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“ The factory in full mode”
“
The factory in full mode”
What just as they pointed out the factory was understaffed.?
Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“The dialogue is shocking
Piss poor effort.”
“The dialogue is shocking
Piss poor effort.”
Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“This is woeful.
Poor Dan- with Prozac laughing at him like a snide”
“This is woeful.
Poor Dan- with Prozac laughing at him like a snide”
You think a pair of brothers wouldn't act like that? seemed very realistic to me.
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