I noticed that.

A year is a long time in Soap.

As if.

Not those two brothers though! They were trying to kill each a few months ago and Pete knows better than anyone the pain Dross caused when Dobbeh cheated on him. There is no way in the world he would stand there, in front of Dan, sniggering like a bloody schoolboy. It's terrible writing.

It is?

James literally bores the bras off people now

Ok if a normal pair of Brothers acted like that it would be normal, I agree with those two its different, but family forgiveness is a strange thing, wanting to kill each other one minute, fighting against the world the next.

Or it could just be bad writing of course heh

Through their clothes? thats quite a talent he has, lets hope he doesn't use it for evil.

NotCharlieStubbs can bore my bra off any time he likes.

I'm sure they meant passengers.

Of course the writer may just have been drunk when he wrote this episode, might explain a lot.

It takes all sorts I suppose.

You'd have to be wearing one first love

She looked a bit like Katie.

Hurrah it wasn't just me.

She will. without a doubt

Its a building you put garden things in and other useless stuff in, usually at the far end of the garden

And Kate Oates has moved on so the chances of getting pregnant has dropped 99.9%

Pandora obviously shops in tesco where prices of all clothes have skyrocketed recently.

Ooh Star Trekkin by the firm on Radio 2 now, excellent

There are klingons in the starboard Taxii

I'd make an effort for NotCharlieStubbs and give him the benefit of my pink lace nippleless one from LoveHoney.



(Reply "boak" and you're dead).

It's Emmerdale kwynne, but not as we know it.

Analysis of Emmerdale Do and Don'ts

1) Do take your Bra home with you when your brother in law magically takes it off through your clothes

2) Don't repeat don't ever have sex with Ross if you want to keep your self respect, Mrs jameson can testify to that.

3) Don't tell Bernice about it if you expect to keep it secret

4) Don't let pigeons crap on you

Sidebar 1) Kerry looked very nice in that dress.

5) Do forgive your brotherly feud so much that you forget trying to kill each other that you have sex bets and snigger over sleeping with your friends girlfriends, no matter how stupid and badly plotted that is.

Blame the Producer not the writer who the producer has told what to write

6) Do put lost property in the lost and found box don't just throw it away Emma

7) Do Stop having sex in taxi's if you want to keep secrets

8) Do remember Jimmy that your wife is playing mother to your 2 brats,.

9) Do forgive Dan for his kissing someone else but it won't matter because as was pointed out in soap the truth Always comes out in the end at the worst possible moment

10) Do make erotic Choclates so the Daily thread can snigger for lots of pages.

11) Do remember that your daughter is missing

12) Do keep the factory fully staffed

13) Don't try and stand on the moral high ground and feel sorry for yourself Ross you fell off the moral highground long ago

Ways how to Kill Paddy

26) A mineshaft under the Woolpack collapses and All the Emmedale regulars die in the disaster.

27) Liv steals a backpack from a tourist unfortunately he was a tourist he was a terrorist and it was a bomb she takes it home where Aaron paddy, Chas, Marlon and Robert are all celebrating Paddy not going away, the bomb goes of and they all die.

"Beam me up-- anyone!"

Weekly Bulletin of the Malt Shovel

Breaking news, tragedy has struck the village, Mrs Emma Jameson was found dead this morning, DS Mudd the investigating officer is looking for mr James Jameson the victims husband who it believed had found out his wife had slept with a Taxi Driver belonging to Barton Cabs, we will keep you informed

The Chip Shop next to the Malt has burnt down, police are looking for unknown arsonists, the Malt is running its mobile chip van round the village to serve the villages needs and to stop Victoria barton heath hazard van taking advantage

Farmer Giles has won the award for best kept and Healthiest Llama's int he country, no one seems to have told the judges of the 87 of his Llama's that have died in strange and unusual ways in the last 2 years or that they keep escaping

Speaking of which a Llama fell in a ditch and drowned this week but the Judges didn't hear about that either.