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I just killed someone
His boyfriend saw me do it, and, coincidentally - especially considering the size of London, he has spotted me since then and identified me. I now have a court case and i could get sent down for a long time.
However, I have since, coincidentally again, found out where he lives. I have this mate who works in a law office. He says all we have to do is kidnap his friend, and when we get seen together, the court case will fall apart. Easy peasy. So, it all seems pretty straightforward. We will simply bundle him into my mates van (We are sitting in it outside his now - I'm concerned we will attract attention to ourselves though, my mate is listening to his Billie Holiday CD quite loud) Just waiting for a bit, then we will get on with it. Any tips or anything we should look out for etc? Probably should have put this in advice but I feel like my life is like a soap at the moment! |
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His boyfriend saw me do it, and, coincidentally - especially considering the size of London, he has spotted me since then and identified me. I now have a court case and i could get sent down for a long time.
However, I have since, coincidentally again, found out where he lives. I have this mate who works in a law office. He says all we have to do is kidnap his friend, and when we get seen together, the court case will fall apart. Easy peasy. So, it all seems pretty straightforward. We will simply bundle him into my mates van (We are sitting in it outside his now - I'm concerned we will attract attention to ourselves though, my mate is listening to his Billie Holiday CD quite loud) Just waiting for a bit, then we will get on with it. Any tips or anything we should look out for etc? Probably should have put this in advice but I feel like my life is like a soap at the moment! |
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God have mercy on you. I'll call the police
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Nope.
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Just sit quietly singing 100 green bottles. Your ageing uncle and cousin will be along shortly
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Your mate is right, you should definitely kidnap them if you do the law will be on your side.
As for the actual kidnapping, do it during the day. Good luck
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Please be Sean Tully, please be Sean Tully, please be Sean Tully...
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If you hear any voices from upstairs in the house you kidnap him from, make sure you go upstairs to check it out. Definitely look under the bed, that's where they always hide, but don't bother looking in the big wardrobe, nobody would think to get in there.
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Nothing wrong with a bit of Billie Holiday.
Now if it was Taylor swift, then i could understand the need for blood |
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Please be Sean Tully, please be Sean Tully, please be Sean Tully...
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Oh, the most important thing of all! Make sure you ring the doorbell before attempting the kidnapping. Nobody likes an impolite kidnapper.
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Don't forget to bring a couple of dapper looking mates and practicing your singing skills
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It's okay. Don't panic. It's what Jackson would have wanted.
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The thread is about the paul coker and ben mitchell story in eastenders
My comment is want we all want though
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If you hear any voices from upstairs in the house you kidnap him from, make sure you go upstairs to check it out. Definitely look under the bed, that's where they always hide, but don't bother looking in the big wardrobe, nobody would think to get in there.
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wear gloves
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Commit the crime in Chester. You will walk free for years
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My comment is want we all want though ![]() |
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no, it really is not
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Probably is the majority, everyone wants him axed.
A minority of people on this forum do. Thats about it |
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Just sit quietly singing 100 green bottles. Your ageing uncle and cousin will be along shortly
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starry_rune your posts are just classic
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Ummm... It isn't from the point of view of Ben.
![]() too busy talking about corrie ![]() My advice then would be to sing 100 green bottles and wait and see what happens
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Just waiting for a bit, then we will get on with it. Any tips or anything we should look out for etc? Probably should have put this in advice but I feel like my life is like a soap at the moment!
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My comment is want we all want though

