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Old 08-09-2016, 11:30
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His boyfriend saw me do it, and, coincidentally - especially considering the size of London, he has spotted me since then and identified me. I now have a court case and i could get sent down for a long time.

However, I have since, coincidentally again, found out where he lives. I have this mate who works in a law office. He says all we have to do is kidnap his friend, and when we get seen together, the court case will fall apart.

Easy peasy. So, it all seems pretty straightforward. We will simply bundle him into my mates van (We are sitting in it outside his now - I'm concerned we will attract attention to ourselves though, my mate is listening to his Billie Holiday CD quite loud)

Just waiting for a bit, then we will get on with it. Any tips or anything we should look out for etc? Probably should have put this in advice but I feel like my life is like a soap at the moment!
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Old 08-09-2016, 11:48
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His boyfriend saw me do it, and, coincidentally - especially considering the size of London, he has spotted me since then and identified me. I now have a court case and i could get sent down for a long time.

However, I have since, coincidentally again, found out where he lives. I have this mate who works in a law office. He says all we have to do is kidnap his friend, and when we get seen together, the court case will fall apart.

Easy peasy. So, it all seems pretty straightforward. We will simply bundle him into my mates van (We are sitting in it outside his now - I'm concerned we will attract attention to ourselves though, my mate is listening to his Billie Holiday CD quite loud)

Just waiting for a bit, then we will get on with it. Any tips or anything we should look out for etc? Probably should have put this in advice but I feel like my life is like a soap at the moment!
God have mercy on you. I'll call the police
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Old 08-09-2016, 12:20
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God have mercy on you. I'll call the police
you're not a Mitchell then
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Old 08-09-2016, 12:22
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Nope.
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Old 08-09-2016, 12:22
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Just sit quietly singing 100 green bottles. Your ageing uncle and cousin will be along shortly
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Old 08-09-2016, 12:23
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Your mate is right, you should definitely kidnap them if you do the law will be on your side.
As for the actual kidnapping, do it during the day. Good luck
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Old 08-09-2016, 12:24
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Please be Sean Tully, please be Sean Tully, please be Sean Tully...
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Old 08-09-2016, 12:27
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If you hear any voices from upstairs in the house you kidnap him from, make sure you go upstairs to check it out. Definitely look under the bed, that's where they always hide, but don't bother looking in the big wardrobe, nobody would think to get in there.
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Old 08-09-2016, 12:30
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Nothing wrong with a bit of Billie Holiday.

Now if it was Taylor swift, then i could understand the need for blood
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Old 08-09-2016, 12:39
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Please be Sean Tully, please be Sean Tully, please be Sean Tully...
The thread is about the paul coker and ben mitchell story in eastenders
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Old 08-09-2016, 12:40
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Oh, the most important thing of all! Make sure you ring the doorbell before attempting the kidnapping. Nobody likes an impolite kidnapper.
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Old 08-09-2016, 13:11
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Don't forget to bring a couple of dapper looking mates and practicing your singing skills
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Old 08-09-2016, 13:33
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It's okay. Don't panic. It's what Jackson would have wanted.
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Old 09-09-2016, 06:14
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The thread is about the paul coker and ben mitchell story in eastenders
My comment is want we all want though
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Old 09-09-2016, 06:36
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If you hear any voices from upstairs in the house you kidnap him from, make sure you go upstairs to check it out. Definitely look under the bed, that's where they always hide, but don't bother looking in the big wardrobe, nobody would think to get in there.
Dont forget to shout Hello before you go upstairs mind
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Old 09-09-2016, 07:32
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wear gloves
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Old 09-09-2016, 07:38
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Commit the crime in Chester. You will walk free for years
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Old 09-09-2016, 08:01
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My comment is want we all want though
no, it really is not
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Old 09-09-2016, 11:22
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no, it really is not
Probably is the majority, everyone wants him axed.
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Old 09-09-2016, 12:38
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Probably is the majority, everyone wants him axed.
Not everyone does???

A minority of people on this forum do. Thats about it
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Old 09-09-2016, 13:24
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Just sit quietly singing 100 green bottles. Your ageing uncle and cousin will be along shortly
Ummm... It isn't from the point of view of Ben.
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Old 09-09-2016, 13:48
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starry_rune your posts are just classic
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Old 09-09-2016, 18:46
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Ummm... It isn't from the point of view of Ben.
oh yeah, but shhh no one else notice too busy talking about corrie

My advice then would be to sing 100 green bottles and wait and see what happens
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Old 09-09-2016, 18:58
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Just waiting for a bit, then we will get on with it. Any tips or anything we should look out for etc? Probably should have put this in advice but I feel like my life is like a soap at the moment!
Theres the funeral for him today, the wake is in the queen vic if you wish to join in
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