His boyfriend saw me do it, and, coincidentally - especially considering the size of London, he has spotted me since then and identified me. I now have a court case and i could get sent down for a long time.

However, I have since, coincidentally again, found out where he lives. I have this mate who works in a law office. He says all we have to do is kidnap his friend, and when we get seen together, the court case will fall apart.

Easy peasy. So, it all seems pretty straightforward. We will simply bundle him into my mates van (We are sitting in it outside his now - I'm concerned we will attract attention to ourselves though, my mate is listening to his Billie Holiday CD quite loud)

Just waiting for a bit, then we will get on with it. Any tips or anything we should look out for etc? Probably should have put this in advice but I feel like my life is like a soap at the moment!

God have mercy on you. I'll call the police

you're not a Mitchell then

Nope.

Just sit quietly singing 100 green bottles. Your ageing uncle and cousin will be along shortly

Your mate is right, you should definitely kidnap them if you do the law will be on your side.
As for the actual kidnapping, do it during the day. Good luck

Please be Sean Tully, please be Sean Tully, please be Sean Tully...

If you hear any voices from upstairs in the house you kidnap him from, make sure you go upstairs to check it out. Definitely look under the bed, that's where they always hide, but don't bother looking in the big wardrobe, nobody would think to get in there.

Nothing wrong with a bit of Billie Holiday.

Now if it was Taylor swift, then i could understand the need for blood

The thread is about the paul coker and ben mitchell story in eastenders

Oh, the most important thing of all! Make sure you ring the doorbell before attempting the kidnapping. Nobody likes an impolite kidnapper.

Don't forget to bring a couple of dapper looking mates and practicing your singing skills

It's okay. Don't panic. It's what Jackson would have wanted.

My comment is want we all want though

Dont forget to shout Hello before you go upstairs mind

wear gloves

Commit the crime in Chester. You will walk free for years

no, it really is not

Probably is the majority, everyone wants him axed.

Not everyone does???

A minority of people on this forum do. Thats about it

Ummm... It isn't from the point of view of Ben.

starry_rune your posts are just classic

oh yeah, but shhh no one else notice too busy talking about corrie

My advice then would be to sing 100 green bottles and wait and see what happens

Theres the funeral for him today, the wake is in the queen vic if you wish to join in