Originally Posted by chrisdebag:
“
he really looks trustworthy”
“
he really looks trustworthy”
His evil laugh certainly wasn't.
Emmerdaily. 9th September. 'Toxic'.
11 of 12
Originally Posted by Mike Teevee:
“Daddy of Sherwood is coming to Emmers.
Who will be his Maid Marion?”
“Daddy of Sherwood is coming to Emmers.
Who will be his Maid Marion?”
Megan surprisingly
Originally Posted by Mike Teevee:
“Well that could be anyone”
“Well that could be anyone
”
There is only one run down old lame nag in Emmerdale
Originally Posted by ianradioian:
“It's just a totally ludicrous storyline”
“It's just a totally ludicrous storyline”
Or Frank is just a terrible father
Originally Posted by 2shy2007:
“Poor Jane really hasn't improved since this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w1LH-wQe0Q”
“Poor Jane really hasn't improved since this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w1LH-wQe0Q”
Wow Heh
Analysis Centrals Key questions
1) The Barton farm, to make life simple why don't Emma and James just buy out Moira from the farm, then Moira can leave and the Rancid Bartons don't have to move into Deathtrap farm
2) Some people are nice and feed Homeless people there is still hope for the world
3) How is Lisa played by such a bad actress while Belle played by such a good one, obviously young Eden didn't lean from watching Jane cox.
4) Who could blame Tracy being Jealous of Vanessa, its obviously R The Sherriff of Nottingham was posing as Robin Hood.
5) Does anyone get any work done in the factory and what does Jai actually do.
6) Jacub gets any tall he will have to move to the top of a Magic Beanstalk, he grows 10 feet every time we see him
1) The Barton farm, to make life simple why don't Emma and James just buy out Moira from the farm, then Moira can leave and the Rancid Bartons don't have to move into Deathtrap farm
2) Some people are nice and feed Homeless people there is still hope for the world
3) How is Lisa played by such a bad actress while Belle played by such a good one, obviously young Eden didn't lean from watching Jane cox.
4) Who could blame Tracy being Jealous of Vanessa, its obviously R The Sherriff of Nottingham was posing as Robin Hood.
5) Does anyone get any work done in the factory and what does Jai actually do.
6) Jacub gets any tall he will have to move to the top of a Magic Beanstalk, he grows 10 feet every time we see him
"Not at all surprised that Belle was terrified by the sight of Lisa looming over her like a Zeppelin."
Shouldn't that useless lump of lazyitis, Zac, be banned from hospitals. He is a walking health hazard with his filthy clothes and his hat, which must be infected with 'scabbycappyitis'.
Fred Dibner had that and was in hospital for days. He was a man determined to get to the top in life.
I Miss Fred, R.I.P.
Shouldn't that useless lump of lazyitis, Zac, be banned from hospitals. He is a walking health hazard with his filthy clothes and his hat, which must be infected with 'scabbycappyitis'.
Fred Dibner had that and was in hospital for days. He was a man determined to get to the top in life.
I Miss Fred, R.I.P.
That factory must be very profitable. There is one member of management for each member of staff. And none of them actually do any work!
Originally Posted by STUFFY:
“"Not at all surprised that Belle was terrified by the sight of Lisa looming over her like a Zeppelin."
Shouldn't that useless lump of lazyitis, Zac, be banned from hospitals. He is a walking health hazard with his filthy clothes and his hat, which must be infected with 'scabbycappyitis'.
Fred Dibner had that and was in hospital for days. He was a man determined to get to the top in life.
I Miss Fred, R.I.P.”
“"Not at all surprised that Belle was terrified by the sight of Lisa looming over her like a Zeppelin."
Shouldn't that useless lump of lazyitis, Zac, be banned from hospitals. He is a walking health hazard with his filthy clothes and his hat, which must be infected with 'scabbycappyitis'.
Fred Dibner had that and was in hospital for days. He was a man determined to get to the top in life.
I Miss Fred, R.I.P.”
BiB : Love it!!
Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“Morning Oldnjaded
Besides the other things I did this morning, (see my first post this morning) I also dealt with the giant spider. I thought about helping it out of the bath then changed my mid and washed it away. So far Incey Wincey hasn't come up the spout
”
“Morning Oldnjaded
Besides the other things I did this morning, (see my first post this morning) I also dealt with the giant spider. I thought about helping it out of the bath then changed my mid and washed it away. So far Incey Wincey hasn't come up the spout
”
Morning kwynne - I've probably missed you as I had to go over to Marple for the hygienist and only just got home in nightmare traffic.
Good spot on the £2 trainers - wonder if they leak?
Glad you got rid of the monster spider. If you hadn't it would undoubtedly have got jiggy with another one, had 200 baby spiders and the whole family would've moved in with me. 
I am just glad to see the back of Ellie, or whatever her name was, Belle's chav hallucinogenic mate.
Originally Posted by STUFFY:
“"Not at all surprised that Belle was terrified by the sight of Lisa looming over her like a Zeppelin."
Shouldn't that useless lump of lazyitis, Zac, be banned from hospitals. He is a walking health hazard with his filthy clothes and his hat, which must be infected with 'scabbycappyitis'.
Fred Dibner had that and was in hospital for days. He was a man determined to get to the top in life.
I Miss Fred, R.I.P.”
“"Not at all surprised that Belle was terrified by the sight of Lisa looming over her like a Zeppelin."
Shouldn't that useless lump of lazyitis, Zac, be banned from hospitals. He is a walking health hazard with his filthy clothes and his hat, which must be infected with 'scabbycappyitis'.
Fred Dibner had that and was in hospital for days. He was a man determined to get to the top in life.
I Miss Fred, R.I.P.”
Hahahahaaaa
" looming over her like a zeppelin" hahahahaaa
Yeah, I loved Fred Dibnah, watched all his stuff since the first series back in 1979
Originally Posted by Oldnjaded:
“Morning kwynne - I've probably missed you as I had to go over to Marple for the hygienist and only just got home in nightmare traffic.
Good spot on the £2 trainers - wonder if they leak? Glad you got rid of the monster spider. If you hadn't it would undoubtedly have got jiggy with another one, had 200 baby spiders and the whole family would've moved in with me. ”
“Morning kwynne - I've probably missed you as I had to go over to Marple for the hygienist and only just got home in nightmare traffic.
Good spot on the £2 trainers - wonder if they leak?
Glad you got rid of the monster spider. If you hadn't it would undoubtedly have got jiggy with another one, had 200 baby spiders and the whole family would've moved in with me. ”
There are 200 billion daddy long legs on their way dear because of the warm, damp weather.
Originally Posted by John Dough:
“There are 200 billion daddy long legs on their way dear because of the warm, damp weather.”
“There are 200 billion daddy long legs on their way dear because of the warm, damp weather.
”
I know!! Most of the little blighters have already taken up residence in my house and are terrorising me on a nightly basis.
Not to mention the dopey fly that droned and droned round my head in bed all last night until I had to go to sleep, on a very humid night, with my head underneath the duvet. Oh man, was I hot!
I think dlls are very graceful insects and at least they're not after blood like damned mosquitoes.
I hope you kept your wyncyette jamas and housecoat on dear despite the humidity.
WD to Manchester Rovers as well btw.
I hope you kept your wyncyette jamas and housecoat on dear despite the humidity.
WD to Manchester Rovers as well btw.
Originally Posted by John Dough:
“There are 200 billion daddy long legs on their way dear because of the warm, damp weather.”
“There are 200 billion daddy long legs on their way dear because of the warm, damp weather.
”
There was a dead rat in my garden the other day
Originally Posted by John Dough:
“I think dlls are very graceful insects and at least they're not after blood like damned mosquitoes.
I hope you kept your wyncyette jamas and housecoat on dear despite the humidity.
WD to Manchester Rovers as well btw.”
“I think dlls are very graceful insects and at least they're not after blood like damned mosquitoes.
I hope you kept your wyncyette jamas and housecoat on dear despite the humidity.
WD to Manchester Rovers as well btw.
”
You just couldn't help yourself could you.
Originally Posted by John Dough:
“In Ireland you have horses in the lifts so you really have nothing to moan about dear.
”
“In Ireland you have horses in the lifts so you really have nothing to moan about dear.
”
Originally Posted by kwynne42:
“While young Eden is absolutely Brilliant, guess she didn't learn her acting skills from watching Jane Cox”
“While young Eden is absolutely Brilliant, guess she didn't learn her acting skills from watching Jane Cox”
She's a one trick pony
Originally Posted by vanessalou:
“I am just glad to see the back of Ellie, or whatever her name was, Belle's chav hallucinogenic mate.”
“I am just glad to see the back of Ellie, or whatever her name was, Belle's chav hallucinogenic mate.”
Poor Ellie
Originally Posted by John Dough:
“In Ireland you have horses in the lifts so you really have nothing to moan about dear.”
“In Ireland you have horses in the lifts so you really have nothing to moan about dear.
”
Well you don't expect them to walk up all those stairs if there is a lift available do you?
Fair does!
Originally Posted by John Dough:
“There are 200 billion daddy long legs on their way dear because of the warm, damp weather.”
“There are 200 billion daddy long legs on their way dear because of the warm, damp weather.
”
Urgh I sincerely hope that is isn't true!I know a rude joke about daddy long legs but I won't post it incase I get banned
Originally Posted by STUFFY:
“That factory must be very profitable. There is one member of management for each member of staff. And none of them actually do any work!”
“That factory must be very profitable. There is one member of management for each member of staff. And none of them actually do any work!”
What are you talking about? Lisa packs chocolates at a rate of 5 per hour! They must be rolling in it
Originally Posted by Glendarroch:
“What are you talking about? Lisa packs chocolates at a rate of 5 per hour! They must be rolling in it”
“What are you talking about? Lisa packs chocolates at a rate of 5 per hour! They must be rolling in it
”
More like 5 hours per chocolate, when she can be bothered to turn up!
Originally Posted by STUFFY:
“More like 5 hours per chocolate, when she can be bothered to turn up!”
“More like 5 hours per chocolate, when she can be bothered to turn up!”
Originally Posted by Glendarroch:
“What are you talking about? Lisa packs chocolates at a rate of 5 per hour! They must be rolling in it”
“What are you talking about? Lisa packs chocolates at a rate of 5 per hour! They must be rolling in it
”
How many of those boxes are actually empty though by the time they leave the factory?
11 of 12
