Originally Posted by
Hound of Love:
“P*ss off, Sean, you self-pitying, whining git.

”
Unprovoked attack on the ever popular Sean Part 1
Originally Posted by FM Lover:
“Nice to see Norris going for something different.”
He asked for a mohican
Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“David was cutting the non-existant hair on top of his head!”
Since when has Platt been allowed near scissors
Originally Posted by
mrbernay:
“Is David the new Corrie hunk. He's got his top off again 
”
Mr Puniverse had a little pot belly
Originally Posted by FM Lover:
“Does Joanna Lumley never go on holiday without a film crew in tow?”
That would mean that she would have to pay
Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“Craig's a big lad. I reckon he must weigh at least half an Eileen.”
I do prefer imperial
Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“The irony of the scene in the hairdressers is that David looks younger than Lauren.”
Lauren should have given Platt a beating. It would not have been difficult
Originally Posted by Hound of Love:
“P*ss off, Sean, you selfish, vindictive, vile, irritating oxygen thief.”
Unprovoked attack on the ever popular Sean Part 2
Originally Posted by rubberduck3y6:
“Was that the first time any hair has actually been cut off in the salon?”
Platt demonstrated the extent of his ability
Originally Posted by owen10:
“Can David use his scissors on Phelans Bollocks”
Good choice
Originally Posted by owen10:
“I love David Platt”
But why ?????????????
Originally Posted by ABCZYX:
“I wonder if Jack P Shepherd really did cut her hair.”
It would be a first if he did
Originally Posted by chuffster:
“She wouldn't be allowed in the car with the accused!They could work on their story together!”
Corrie can't afford to hire proper Police
Originally Posted by skteosk:
“And if bus drivers leave early, you're allowed to shoot them.”
I always got to the bus stop early !!!!!
Originally Posted by owen10:
“Maria is going to turn”
but she didn't