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Official Coronation St. Thread 09/09/16: Hair today, gone tomorrow
"And how did you feel when your other two husbands died?"
'Our Brian'. It broke Ivy all that.
Originally Posted by sw2963:
“Surely the salon has CCTV”
Logic alert
Originally Posted by sw2963:
“Surely the salon has CCTV”
They turned it off earlier due to the reflection on Nozza's bonce.
Originally Posted by
sorcha_healy27:
“

I think he wanted foster and Allen to be included”
You must have enjoyed seeing them on TOTP '82, last night.
Originally Posted by FM Lover:
“Does Joanna Lumley never go on holiday without a film crew in tow?”
She's no Judith Chalmers.

Craig's a big lad. I reckon he must weigh at least half an Eileen.
Bethany on all fours.
Another check off my list.
Originally Posted by skteosk:
“Has she been watching the salon all day waiting for Bethany to be alone? God, get a life.”
It's quite unbelievable. Too old. As if Lauren would be talking A Levels....
Nah that's the boyband in EE
Full body shampoo. Is David trimming everything?

Are we going to see Lauren looking like Bruce Willis
Originally Posted by
sorcha_healy27:
“Vidal sassoon was British by the way. I'm not even British and I knew that you buffoons 
That's right mrb. I mean you
”
He's more Mr Teasy-Weasy's era.
The irony of the scene in the hairdressers is that David looks younger than Lauren.
Originally Posted by FM Lover:
“Bethany on all fours.
Another check off my list.”
You have got a Dirty mind
Andy and Luke just happen to be the same shoe size. Now what a coincidence is that
Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“Craig's a big lad. I reckon he must weigh at least half an Eileen.”

Hot Luke, blowing out Hot Andy
For Dreary Maria.
Does Anna have any other useful function than being a manhood-receptacle for Phelan?
Originally Posted by
sorcha_healy27:
“Vidal sassoon was British by the way. I'm not even British and I knew that you buffoons 
That's right mrb. I mean you
”
And his parents called him
Vidal? When was
that one of the Top 10 baby names?
Originally Posted by mrbernay:
“It's quite unbelievable. Too old. As if Lauren would be talking A Levels....”
Taking them perhaps.
A man and a woman talk, instant affair, oh belt up izzy.
Anna being nasty as usual about Sarah being in hospital.