Neil: Hi, my name's Neil, and I've been a victim of homophobic attacks... I used to go out murdering men when they hold other male hands, every Friday and Saturday I'd be out with the lads murdering and picking eachother up from police stations, but lately it's just all been too much...
*Neil breaks down in tears*
Nicole: Go on... you can do it.
Neil: We went after one of the lads that got away and broke into his house, and when me and my mate Steve here shouted 'hello' up the stairs to see if we needed to murder anyone else, something just clicked... the way our voices harmonised, it was special. It sounded good. I've got my mum and my nan here with me today and we're going to be singing YMCA by the Village People.
Simon: OK, whenever you're ready.