Originally Posted by rhumble:
“"I would like to ask this beautiful woman....... where has she put my car keys"”
“"I would like to ask this beautiful woman....... where has she put my car keys"”
X Factor 2016 - Auditions/Xtra Factor - 10/11 September - 8pm - ITV1/2
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That girl band were dire. They were completely out of tune and a few beats behind the song.
I was in agreement with Nicole.
I was in agreement with Nicole.
Oh if only she had said no. 
They must have known that was coming up... that's why they didn't attempt to split them up.
"I want to see the ring."
The last time Simon said that, Lauren had Eric nine months later.
They must have known that was coming up... that's why they didn't attempt to split them up.
"I want to see the ring."
The last time Simon said that, Lauren had Eric nine months later.
Originally Posted by Blondie X:
“Christ on a bike, I'm too sober for this shite - the wine is being cracked open, give me a straw”
“Christ on a bike, I'm too sober for this shite - the wine is being cracked open, give me a straw”
Ignore the straw...just neck the bottle!
Originally Posted by Blondie X:
“Christ on a bike, I'm too sober for this shite - the wine is being cracked open, give me a straw”
“Christ on a bike, I'm too sober for this shite - the wine is being cracked open, give me a straw”
I'm using the straws.
All of them.
Originally Posted by Blondie X:
“Christ on a bike, I'm too sober for this shite - the wine is being cracked open, give me a straw”
“Christ on a bike, I'm too sober for this shite - the wine is being cracked open, give me a straw”
you should know to have it open well before the show by now
Originally Posted by stargazer61:
“Ignore the straw...just neck the bottle!”
“Ignore the straw...just neck the bottle!”
The straw will help with the shotgunning!
Oh for Gods sake , is there nothing people won't do for a bit of airtime! Can you not ask her to marry her another time off air!
Originally Posted by Lisa.B:
“At the rate they're going she'll be pregnant before the lives.”
“At the rate they're going she'll be pregnant before the lives.”
She could have the baby during the final at Wembley.
Originally Posted by bluefb:
“I don't think she's a natural redhead, Simon.”
“I don't think she's a natural redhead, Simon.”
Rhumble will want to check to see if the carpet matches the curtains
Originally Posted by FortyTwo25:
“After six months? As a 25yo I have to say the youth are crazy”
“After six months? As a 25yo I have to say the youth are crazy”
LOL I moved my other half in after meeting once, we were engaged a few weeks later, married the next year, that was 13 years ago, we were pushing 40
Originally Posted by ageappropriate:
“Oh FFS. The show is nothing but stunts and human interest these days. I want some singing!”
“Oh FFS. The show is nothing but stunts and human interest these days. I want some singing!”
There's only enough time for two more.
Originally Posted by mounty:
“marriage proposal after 6 months? WALK AWAY”
“marriage proposal after 6 months? WALK AWAY”
I got one after 6 weeks.
We've been married 27 years, together for 29.
It sounds like Matalan are attempting to produce something which wouldn't look out of place on ITV daytime.
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