I would happily do it for Eastenders. Not the other two.

Only if Sorcha, 0..0 and Toni were locked in with me and several cases of chocolate sauce.

apparently it would take 100 days (24hours a day ) to watch all of eastie..

So if I did 12 hours a day - 200 days for a million SQUID YESS PLEASE ..

Possibly, but I don't remember Tommy being paid to watch TV...

Surely it would take about 20 years to get through them all? You would probably go insane! lol

Yes, I have one request. Can I watch some in fast forward?

If we were being locked in a basement watching Hollyoaks, it would have to be Domino's!

It would take approximately 137 days or 4.5 months without sleep to watch every single episode of Corrie.

For a million pounds

I would watch Sean Tully, Caz and Nico Blake on a loop for a month

I'm trying to think which ED character to throw into the mix?

Yes. On the basis that Hollyoaks isn't included.

Although I have a feeling I'd have slipped into a coma by the time Emmerdale reached the 90s and the fun began.

I ate all the chocolate sauce and barfed on your sheepskin rug. I'm sure Sorcha and Toni will keep you entertained.

Ooh

Sounds like a fun eternity

Can't think of a better way to spend a few months and no need for clothes at all.

That actually would be mildly entertaining, if there was a way to watch show in a slightly fast-forwarded mode where you could still make out the dialogue. Phil Mitchell in chipmunk voice I could watch all day long. I suppose it would end up feeling like you're watching Benny Hill with everyone speed walking thru the square.