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Old 13-09-2016, 15:21
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Old 13-09-2016, 15:25
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Oh For ****'s SAKE!



Or any form of contraception, or any women with actual brains.



It's like you're in the storyliner's office! Lazy cliche after lazy cliche.

It's like they said - "what shall we do with Kerry?" "A shag and a bun in the oven?" "That'll do." And knocked off for cocktails.

This show is so missable right now. I still tune in (occasionally) for:

a) Pierce and Rhona
b) The upcoming Jamestastic Barton storyline.

Literally everything else just puts me in a coma.
Or men....
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Old 13-09-2016, 16:05
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#facePalm

Did the show really need another pregnancy? Iain McLeod is not winning me over with his stories so far.
Agreed 100%, Mark.
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Old 13-09-2016, 16:07
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I wonder if we'll get the obligatory abortion clinic scene where Kerry goes to have a termination and then has a change of heart after a conversation with a close friend. *rolls eyes*
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Old 13-09-2016, 16:08
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I wonder if we'll get the obligatory abortion clinic scene where Kerry goes to have a termination and then has a change of heart after a conversation with a close friend. *rolls eyes*
You could be right.

bib: Probably Bernice, in this case.
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Old 13-09-2016, 16:27
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The minute Kerry slept with Ross I knew this would happen. The new producer is certainly chanelling his Hollyoaks days with 'obvious' storylines.
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Old 13-09-2016, 16:40
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If they wanted to make Kerry pregnant, why not just have Dan as the father, but the major storyline being, Kerrys past lifestyle, has ramaifications for the baby.
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Old 13-09-2016, 16:42
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If they wanted to make Kerry pregnant, why not just have Dan as the father, but the major storyline being, Kerrys past lifestyle, has ramaifications for the baby.
I agree.
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Old 13-09-2016, 17:26
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The minute Kerry slept with Ross I knew this would happen. The new producer is certainly chanelling his Hollyoaks days with 'obvious' storylines.
I didn't know that. Oh well then, Emmerdale is doomed.
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Old 13-09-2016, 17:27
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Old 13-09-2016, 17:34
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Well that is true. Even the Doctor is dumb as nuts. Ashley is quite clever, I guess. And Pierce, but he's a psycho.

All the women are dumb though, even the business women and vets. They throw themselves at unsuitable men - bad men (oh Rhona), married men (looking at you, Leyla pops), underage men (accusez vous Vanessa), vaguely gay men (Chrissie, you numpty), and not one of them has heard of contraception.

Except Harriett. Harriett is awesome.

Inevitably, this means she's about to get written out and/or fall up the duff to a psychotic married gay 17 year old.
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Old 13-09-2016, 18:00
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"Quelle Surprise" - Not 🙄
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Old 13-09-2016, 18:16
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In an extremely unexpected twist of events....
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I know of a certain 2 posters who won't like this news very much...
Are the Emmerdale crew for real
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Old 13-09-2016, 18:26
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Are the Emmerdale crew for real
Same stupid and unimaginative storyline stretching across all soaps for decades. Poor babies. Either they're desperately wanted and can't be had, or unwanted/unexpected and face an uncertain future. What did babies ever do?
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Old 13-09-2016, 18:54
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FFS not another producer obsessed with getting every female up the duff. And for the love of God, why choose permanent party going slapper extraordinaire Kerry? She's not fit to look after a tea cosy.
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Old 13-09-2016, 19:35
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I didn't mind Ross being Moses dad as but I don't think Ross should end up with another baby. As alcapo said, it doesn't suit the character of Ross to be looking after kids all the time. I just can't see this baby being Dan's though, this is a soap after all.

As for Kerry, why did they have to give her a baby plot? Isn't there anything else they could I think of for the character?
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Old 13-09-2016, 19:45
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Dan is due to propose to Kerry next week. If Kerry were having Dan's daughter, which being Emmerdale she probably won't, I'd want them to call her Ruby.
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Old 13-09-2016, 19:47
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Could there not have been an unprecedented learning from the past and Ross actually having (and using) a condom?
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Old 13-09-2016, 19:53
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Dan is due to propose to Kerry next week. If Kerry were having Dan's daughter, which being Emmerdale she probably won't, I'd want them to call her Ruby.
I really don't want any more babies in ED, but if they have to, that would be lovely.

Could there not have been an unprecedented learning from the past and Ross actually having (and using) a condom?
You'd think he could put a sock on it, wouldn't you.
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Old 13-09-2016, 19:55
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You'd think he could put a sock on it, wouldn't you.
Yes, he should've had the consideration to make the dna test easier for her.
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Old 13-09-2016, 19:56
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Could there not have been an unprecedented learning from the past and Ross actually having (and using) a condom?
Id imagine a water bomb would suffice
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Old 13-09-2016, 19:58
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Yes, he should've had the consideration to make the dna test easier for her.
Oh, titter.
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Old 13-09-2016, 20:00
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Who's the daddy storylines are so uninspiring and dull

To be honest Dan is so dull I wonder if it'll turn out he boinked Emma years ago and is Prozac's Dad
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Old 13-09-2016, 20:02
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I've just realised if t' sprog is Ross' then Ross will have a child by the grandmother of Cain's kid. I know it's not incest or anything but it's still bloody weird to think about. Thank God that village isn't real because if it was we'd be having to build walls around it to ensure none of the inbreeding enters the outside world.
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Old 13-09-2016, 20:32
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I've just realised if t' sprog is Ross' then Ross will have a child by the grandmother of Cain's kid. I know it's not incest or anything but it's still bloody weird to think about. Thank God that village isn't real because if it was we'd be having to build walls around it to ensure none of the inbreeding enters the outside world.
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