I was liking the idea of Joan Collins attempting to be a Chav heh

Hahahahaa

Joan Collins should turn up in ED

She could be the new Publican at The Malt Shovel, and her and charity could have a showdown outside The Woolpack, and Joan could wipe the floor with her

I think Burke and Hare grew up in Ireland, and they were navvies on the canals, not medical students! Details, Kwynne, details!!! Did you know Hare turned King's s evidence and got off with the whole shebang????!!!

Did he? well I never

Shocking, eh?

Ha! Did he grass Burke up? So much for honour amongst thieves eh?
(Mind, tbf, I'd have done the same thing).

Fittingly both of their bodies were donated to the university for dissection

He didAnd Burke's body got given to Edinburgh University for research, which is fittingHis skeleton's on display in the Surgeon's s Hall Museum in Edinburgh. I' ve never seen it..but I' d like to

How did we get on to Burke and Hare from Emmerdale???EDIT it's s not that big a leap

Hey talking of grasses, Toxic

Nor me! And I don't get the Pete adulation, either. For me he will always be the loser from Hollyoaks and he is beyond average.

No, Pete does nothing for me either Neither if them are Cain. The poor boys don't stand a chance with meThey' d be SO disappointed

Before or after they were dead?


Oh fgs!! ToxicSkankTracy will never change and no I don't give a toss about her hand-me-down clothes or her freaking Barbie car. Whatever the reasons, she's a sly, sponging, manipulative user that even DopeyDurvid would see through and wouldn't look twice at.

I feel sorry for her, but that behaviour' s out of order

It's criminal theft, pure and simple and I hope Eric goes to the police when it all comes out it was her. He won't though of course, thus giving her no incentive to ever change her criminal cheating ungrateful ways.


(You may not have noticed but I am not a fan).

And wasting police time, to say nothing of running the risk of sending someone innocent back to jail, all out of spitefulness. Grow up Tracy!

She's not particularly big

I said she was great I didn't say she was a giant

Her latest trick is to rob poor Eric blind - one of the few people prepared to give her a chance, (and a home in the past). In what possible sense of the word could SkankTracy ever be called 'great'?

Yes; I agree. Horrid cow of a character. Plenty of kids have had it far worse than her, with her grasping " entitlement " attitude etc

She's setting up her hateful neglectful father who can blame her for that (Full Mark_w Mode)

Just like Hot Ross Buns' nose!

Don't t get me wrong, I do feel pity for her - DHe' s had it rough- but there's s no need to send the guy to prison just because he was a rubbish dad!

Well said

And unlike another part of his anatomy

His head?

Nah that would be Snoop Cainy Cain with his oddly shaped noggin

Nothing wrong with any of his shapesmmmmmmm