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Old 15-09-2016, 11:13
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Morning Oldnjaded

bet you like Tracy even less this morning heh

Oh and nearly forgot, seems david has been reading your posts and agrees with you.
Morning kwynne, just back from an early weekend shop.

About time Dopey had his eyes opened about Toxic and I hope you won't even dream of trying to defend her today?
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Old 15-09-2016, 11:14
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wouldn't know since never seen it due to my hatred for Ricky Gervais.
How could you hate him in his Office days? I bet you'd never heard of him before The Office.
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Old 15-09-2016, 11:16
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How could you hate him in his Office days? I bet you'd never heard of him before The Office.
I guess my dislike of him is more recent, just didn't find the office funny
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Old 15-09-2016, 11:17
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Weekly Bulletin of the Malt Shovel

Hot weather came to Yorkshire this week, it reached 31C in Hotten this tuesday, police were warning of the dangers of swimming in rivers and lakes. Ross Barton was given a warning about running naked acroos farmer Giles field as he escaped the wrath of a tourist whose wife Barton had seduced and had sex with.

Teachers at Hotten academy had to send their Children home after the the school Boilers were sabotaged.

A pack train of Llama are being used to supply old Joe Benson up on the moors, their are no rods after the only trackway was washed away last winter. He is very grateful to farmer Brown for providing the service before the winter comes and he is cut off again
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Old 15-09-2016, 11:17
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Liv will be furious and possibly illegal.
Definitely illegal and also impossible - the cash is being held in Trust, it's not in a bloody tin under the mattress where she can just help herself when she feels like it.
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Old 15-09-2016, 11:18
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Morning kwynne, just back from an early weekend shop.

About time Dopey had his eyes opened about Toxic and I hope you won't even dream of trying to defend her today?
I gave her a fairly mild disapproving scolding heh
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Old 15-09-2016, 12:33
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Left it late so

A grand good morning Sorcha.
Hello Kwynne
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Old 15-09-2016, 13:31
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Collie she's the way she is because of him
What all the horrible things she does is down to her daddy giving a barbie car to her unknown about until the scriptwriters were stuck for a female character's storyline that didn't involve babies older sister? Nah she's a toxic nasty parasite because she wants to be, she could have decided to be a law abiding decent member of society, determined to make something worthwhile of herself despite her daddy issues, but no, it's easier to lie on her back and find some guillible wazzock to give her a free ride.

Morning Kwynne btw
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Old 15-09-2016, 13:32
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Afternoon

Do you suppose tonights episodes will get me out of the total apathetic mood constant Dull Dan and Lisa exposure has put me in.
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Old 15-09-2016, 13:36
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Afternoon

Do you suppose tonights episodes will get me out of the total apathetic mood constant Dull Dan and Lisa exposure has put me in.
I wouldn't hold your breath, kwynne. It seems to be largely about the daft Dingles trying to raise the money for Manchester. (Lol, I doubt Liseh has any more idea where Manc is than she does Redhill).
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Old 15-09-2016, 13:48
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I wouldn't hold your breath, kwynne. It seems to be largely about the daft Dingles trying to raise the money for Manchester. (Lol, I doubt Liseh has any more idea where Manc is than she does Redhill).
Too be fair from memory from when I was at College in Ripon on a good day you can get from Ripon - Irlam in 2hours, so a similar journey from Emmerdale - Manchester would be the same,. Doubt you could get to Redhill in a similar time.

Damn for the second time today I have been fair to Lisa.

Will have to watch that.
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Old 15-09-2016, 13:52
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Too be fair from memory from when I was at College in Ripon on a good day you can get from Ripon - Irlam in 2hours, so a similar journey from Emmerdale - Manchester would be the same,. Doubt you could get to Redhill in a similar time.

Damn for the second time today I have been fair to Lisa.

Will have to watch that.
Yes dear, I know that and you know that - I am merely doubting that The Simpleton would know that or could've found it out without about 6 weeks of googling, (5 weeks of which would've been her trying to figure out how to turn the computer on).
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Old 15-09-2016, 13:58
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How is Lisa going to fit a 4 hour round trip around her work hours?
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Old 15-09-2016, 14:09
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How is Lisa going to fit a 4 hour round trip around her work hours?
Won't be easy of course but I'm sure the ever-diligent, industrious and highly conscientious to the nth degree Liseh will find a way round it without in any way taking the piss out of her long-suffering and infinitely patient employers.
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Old 15-09-2016, 14:27
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How is Lisa going to fit a 4 hour round trip around her work hours?
Easy, turn up at 8, leave 8.30 (after a tea break) catch train at 9, arrive 11am. Leave at 2 train arrives back at 4, get back to factory at 4.30 (just in time for a tea break) then leave for home at 5, simple.
And it wouldn't even affect the day's production total, sod all as usual.
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Old 15-09-2016, 14:27
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Yes dear, I know that and you know that - I am merely doubting that The Simpleton would know that or could've found it out without about 6 weeks of googling, (5 weeks of which would've been her trying to figure out how to turn the computer on).
So I was being fair to Lisa for no reason? damn
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Old 15-09-2016, 14:34
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Easy, turn up at 8, leave 8.30 (after a tea break) catch train at 9, arrive 11am. Leave at 2 train arrives back at 4, get back to factory at 4.30 (just in time for a tea break) then leave for home at 5, simple.
And it wouldn't even affect the day's production total, sod all as usual.
Sounds like a plan.

So I was being fair to Lisa for no reason? damn
Yes. Don't let it happen again.
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Old 15-09-2016, 16:17
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How is Lisa going to fit a 4 hour round trip around her work hours?
She gets days off. Belle probably won't t want to see her every day. She's all be exhausted a lot off the time I would think. Plus, by the sound of it, Rishi will be understanding and give her time off, plus she could use annual leave.
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Old 15-09-2016, 16:22
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Collie she's the way she is because of him
Yes but she's s also alive because of him She shouldn't t be sending him to jail just because he was a crap Dad Half the dad's in the world would be in the nickThere' d be no space left for the criminals

Although of course he is a well known thief
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Old 15-09-2016, 16:39
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Too be fair from memory from when I was at College in Ripon on a good day you can get from Ripon - Irlam in 2hours, so a similar journey from Emmerdale - Manchester would be the same,. Doubt you could get to Redhill in a similar time.

Damn for the second time today I have been fair to Lisa.

Will have to watch that.
Yeah but was that on the bus? Lisa's s got a van, if it can do the distanceHow long would it take down the motorway?
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Old 15-09-2016, 17:36
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But he'll be back with Lisa in 6 months.



Of what possible help or interest can that be to Lisa?



Lock the doors and windows, put the cars in the garages.



She doesn't care. She just has to smother Belle to death.



He's sharper than you give him credit for.



Adam is sticking to Aaron & Robert's script, when it comes to Liv.



It's a passing HGV.



You'll spend a long time looking for an immaculate conception in Emmerdale.



Eric's bank card.



She did improve a bit, a week or so ago.....



She's behaving like a selfish, stupid cow.




Jermaine is not as bad as he's been painted. Ellie should have been squeezed back into her bottle by now, and the top tightly screwed down.



Lisa can't cope with the fact that she's a great useless lump who's driven her own daughter insane. So she has to carry on trying to drive her even more insane.



Not a clue. Not even the loan sharks will cough the cash - how telling is that!



He's ever the perfect gentleman is he not.......



She'll have an eternity of being pricked in the arse by read hot tridents wielded by demons who will look suspiciously like a cross between a blue bottle and Dross.

So much for confidentiality, with the blabbermouth soak Laurel flitting around in the background.



Within 24 hours too!



Are they as scary as clowns?



No, she was referring to Dross.



They'll all look stupid by tomorrow.



Hope it's better than Bishop's Finger!



She's pretty ghastly just now.



What are you insinuating?



Are you sure?



Within 24 hours of his leaving the slammer too. David's seen through her at last, but I bet he'lll be back to the proposal drivel by next week.



Fat chance.



She won't listen, she won't learn. Belle hasn't a chance.



Too true - thug wuss Dross Barton gets away with everything.

The lady rozzer's fingerprints will be all over the card by now!


A poor episode, featuring the B team.

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Old 15-09-2016, 18:48
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Yeah but was that on the bus? Lisa's s got a van, if it can do the distanceHow long would it take down the motorway?
Probably about 3/4 hour to reach the motorway, 15 minutes to reach the hilly part and 5 hours for a scrap merchant to come and tow the heap, plus a ticket from the police for using an unlicensed and uninsured vehicle on the public roads.
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Old 15-09-2016, 20:30
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FW = First words in episodes
BB = Last words Before Break
AB = First words After Break
LW = Last Words in episode

Tonight’s episode appearances are confirmed as:

+ Tracy (FW)
+ David (LW)
+ Dan
+ Kerry
+ Amelia

+ Vanessa
+ Johnny
+ Carly
+ Frank
+ Zak

+ Lisa
+ Jermaine
+ Liv
+ Adam
+ Priya

+ Jai
+ Rishi
+ Chrissie
+ Ross
+ Bob

+ Leyla
+ Chas
+ Eric (BB) (AB)
+ Joanie
+ Ashley

+ Laurel


+++ Kisses Tonight +++

David and Tracy
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Old 15-09-2016, 21:00
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Probably about 3/4 hour to reach the motorway, 15 minutes to reach the hilly part and 5 hours for a scrap merchant to come and tow the heap, plus a ticket from the police for using an unlicensed and uninsured vehicle on the public roads.
I know they're ve been getting away with that for years, considering how often the police are in the village
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Old 16-09-2016, 09:59
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Yes but she's s also alive because of him She shouldn't t be sending him to jail just because he was a crap Dad Half the dad's in the world would be in the nickThere' d be no space left for the criminals

Although of course he is a well known thief
She's alive because of him? so she's supposed to be thankful because he treated her an d her mother like shit?

Morning Glendarroch

Nice day for ducks.
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