In no way am I defending that poster but at the time of the malaria, it was reported in either popbitch or Private Eye that she had overdosed on slimming pills.
I make no claims for the accuracy or not of that particular theory though.

Thanks DD, I wasn't aware of that

Bait me?? Care to elaborate, considering I don't watch BB as I can't be bothered with it. I do like reading the BB forum though so that's where I get my info.

You keep mentioning Bear as if me being amused by his antics is proof of my general lack of intelligence and good judgement. This isn't the BB forum, so it's all pretty irrelevant.

That she likes the name?

I don't believe you're lacking in intelligence, but, on another note, 80% of the topics in the showbiz forum are irrelevant. Showbiz is meant to be for talent, which is something z-listers don't possess.

I don't think Cheryl is anything near a Z lister. She's been around for 16 years and has had a huge amount of success. She's had nine number one singles, four at least as a solo artist. That isn't Z list territory.

Z list I would say would be the Love Island crew, people like Olivia Buckland with just one reality show behind her, but charging 2k to wear dresses by fellow Z lister Jessica off The Apprentice. Bear won CBB, so has probably moved up the alphabet a few letters. Maybe he is W list by now. Certainly I'd be the first to agree that he's done nothing since CBB, though.

You're a WUM.

Circles, we're going in circles....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...rticle-4045306

Oh saint Cheryl of Cole did have maleria. She did not take her medication before travelling and then milked it for all it was worth. She was at deaths door remember

I'm sorry but I have no sympathy for her regarding the Malaria. What about the millions of poor sods who contract malaria who don't have access to the preventative medications or after care she did.

I do believe she is pregnant though. Amazing considering how skinny and I'll she looked this time last year.

They so badly want her to make a statement it's funny .

THEY know exactly what's going on. Please don't fall for the idea that the wicked tabloids are writing any old rubbish just because Cheryl won't release a public statement. You think celebs' PR reps don't have the showbiz desks on speed dial? That those journalists moving in those circles don't know exactly what's happening?

has she squirted that thing out yet

be a bit hard seeing as it's fake.

i wonder what tweedy is getting little liam for christmas.

a bike with stabilizers?


Her malaria was definatley a cover up for something else, most likely anorexia. Everything this woman has ever done is to protect her image.
fake relationships protect her image, ie not to look gay
fake stories in the press keep her relevant
fake illness stops her anorexia becoming known to the press and fans. There's alot of evidence to suggest this if you look for it, theres lot's of blinds about it. How many times has she looked so skinny and seriously ill, especially when she returned to x factor when competing with rita ora.
She even has this habit of gagging everyone who she has dated, as they never seem to breath a bad word about her. then in turn she slags them all off instead, JB went from supportive to 'controlling'.. this woman spins everything to make everyone else look bad and make her look innocent and the victim.
She did this with ashley.
if you think ashley's cheating you'd be wrong.
their relationship solved problems on both ends. ashley's cheating and being labelled a love rat did exactly what was needed.
It made him look like he would chase any woman with a pulse.
That's right, ANY WOMAN. It kept his straight image.
What did it do for cheryl?
Plenty, she was accused of being a racist. She attacked someone who was of colour.
Her relationship with Ashley made her look better and not racist basically. It also what helped to launch her career, other than Cowell of course.
Liam is doing the same now, only i don't think he realises it. She is using him basically.

^

Just curious, but how many times are you going to post the same thing over and over? It's getting repetitive, nothing really changes each time you post the same drivel.

Oh she needs to keep posting. I want to be here when the baby arrives and we're told it's a sophisticated robo-baby

Indeed.
And just wait until the imaginary robo baby's name is announced. Obviously, it won't be a name that the parents both like, because that would be far too normal, it will be
- a secret message from Cheryl to the true love of her life ( Kimberley of course ), and
- a secret message from Liam to Whatshisface, declaring his undying love, and
- a secret message obvious only to only the most bonkers OneDirection fans from Liam telling them that it is a robo baby and that Cheryl stole his sperm and is holding him hostage.

But of course. Or a rent-A-baby.

Her posts are as entertaining as a mad Larrie blog. When Louis called his fake baby Freddie Reign, the tinhats said it was a reference to Freddie Mercury and that Louis was confirming his gayness and his eternal love for Harry Styles. They also decided the Rainbow Bondage Bears were being alluded to as well, I can't remember how or why.

If the babygate tab on tumblr has taught me anything (and it's quite an education) the key is to find a close personal friend of Cheryl who is due to have twins about the time she is meant to pop insta-stunt baby, just add water

All three of those will happen, just you wait

To be fair, she's pretty spot on about the "malaria".

Not sure why they needed to say it was Malaria if it wasn't. It could have been a bad dose of the flu. If she was truly being treated for Anorexia, then she recovered miraculously fast and return to a demanding schedule. If she had anorexia and was that ill, she would not have been able to go back to work and she would have been hospitalised for much longer or have been admitted and treated for "exhaustion", which is what they originally thought when she collasped, there was no need to have it reported as Malaria, there was nothing to be gained by making it up.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/78...h-malaria.html

If she wss going to use an illness to gain sympathy, she would've used anorexia, if she had it. The miles and years of press coverage it would have brang her would've been a PR dream.

Not that I believe any of the "it's all fake" ranting, but can you please stop acting like anorexia is some shameful thing that needs to be covered up? Anorexia is a disease just as much as malaria is a disease.