Exclusive Sneak Peak of this forum in 2018:

2018? You're being far too generous.

Coronation Street to be on every night of the week!

Pretty sure thats the forum next week

"Why was EE's Pat killed off?"

'Bruce Jones sweeps the board at Soap Awards'.

"Bring back....*insert here name of any random long forgotten character who is probably dead anyway*"

"Is Corrie's Callum really dead?"

"Is Corrie's Alya pregnant or not?"

*kills self 2 years in advance*

You expect The Nazirs to still be around in 2018, they'll be lucky to reach Christmas.

He would probably be sweeping the stage at the Soap Awards

Belle Dingle's Imaginary Friend Buys The Woolpack

King Herod Kidnaps Arthur

Drunk and Bewildered Barbara Knox sacked from Corrie

Where's Emily? Has she got lost in Peru?

Danny Dyer quits EE.. followed by a of threads celebrating and others saying how this is the greatest loss to EE.

Bruce is used to corporate hospitality at Manchester Rovers so a glittering night of success at The Soap Awards won't phase him.

Emmerdale:

Mark_Washingto1 rejoices as Chrissie is killed off of Emmerdale and the sexy musclebound farmer Andy returns to the Dales

Debbie Dingle becomes a grandma: Sara Sugden is pregnant

Baby Robron is on the way

Coronation Street:

Norris comes out the closet

Sarah romances Richard Hillman's long lost son

Ian MacLeod name Producer of Coronation Street

Ian MacLeod will ruin Corrie

Kate Oates leaves Corrie to run US soap Days of Our Lives

Hollyoaks:

Brendan Brady Returns

Steph Cunningham is Hollyoaks latest serial killer

The McQueens Muslim cousins are introduced

Ste has Cancer

Silas returns and murders Holly, Leela and Marnie

William Devane is cast as Nana McQueen's new love interest and the father of Mac Nightingale.

Marilyn Chambers confused as Louise Appleton joins Home and Away as barmaid.

Best onscreen death hopefully

Emily disappears into thin air in Peru. Worried friends on coronation street say this is not like her even though unaware where Peru is. Alcohol is rumored to be involved in both cases.

And has been rebuilt after a meteor hit the set and wiped out all the cast and crew. ITV promise new storylines and a rebuilt Rovers Return run by a Doris Speed lookalike who is married to Ken Barlow.

Sue Tully has been spotted around Elstree with a folder under her arm - Michelle Fowler is on her way back 😨

Kacey Ainsworth becomes the face of Bisto

J-B finally rejoices when during an episode of EE, viewers were treated to a shock return from Cindy Jr. But in a cruel twist of fate, J-B fails to have both Lauren and Cindy in the show at the same time when Jac Jossa leaves to have another baby and has another 18 month maternity leave.

People will still be complaining to ofcom and on here about same sex kisses and affection

There will still be the same duplicate threads such as "who would you axe if you were EP" and "chrissie watts needs to return"

Constant appreciation threads due to the ever increasing domination of Lady Di.

Anthony Cotton renews contract for another few years, leading to tears of joy from Vas Lav and the whole DS community

Danny Dyer finally leaves EE, which causes a massive divide on the forum.

Eastenders

SOC Worst Producer ever worse then DTC

Bring Back Grant Mitchell

EE is so Boring

Phil Mitchell nears another deaths door again but survives

Kim Fox is annoying

New characters there boring

Axe "Insert name here "

COrre

Kate oates is boring

Corrie is crap

Axe sean Tully
OMG Sean tully signed another contract

Where is Emily and when she coming back

Someone posted earlier reporting Emily had disappeared into thin air in Peru.

After all the threads wanting her to return between 2015-2017...

"UGH Janine needs to LEAVE!!!"

I love it