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Old 23-09-2016, 10:40
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Tractor from a farm we have never seen.
It was a hour away from Emmerdale by car so we wouldn't have

Going to take hours to get to Emmerdale though snigger
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Old 23-09-2016, 10:41
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How many weddings does Harriet do in a rural community of about 150 people, and on a Thursday? (rolleyes)
She has 3 churches to look after remember?
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Old 23-09-2016, 10:42
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Isnt Marlon invited
Is he close to either David or Tracy?
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Old 23-09-2016, 10:42
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Morning Oldnjaded

Nice thread

You should give up your puzzling hatred for Tracy, enjoying Emmerdale is much easier if you don't mind Tracy heh
Morning kwynne. Just back from Stockport already. I do love all my disposable clothes from Primark. Erm, there is nothing remotely puzzling about my loathing of SkankTracy.

Moral of his story

Don't claim to have killed someone in your autobiography.
Sheer arrogance......which finally came back to bite him.

Every scene with Finn in is a comedy scene.
But almost never a funny one, (particularly since ED think the definition of comedy is dressing people up in silly wigs/costumes.

Too be fair it is her wedding
That's no excuse. Bah.
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Old 23-09-2016, 10:43
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Our second Ad Break choon is another classic and lyrically hard-hitting song from 1979 which I personally never tire of singing along to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D28NRcdsVR0

Nice
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Old 23-09-2016, 10:45
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I suppose a tractor can cut along the fields, whilst a car would have to go down the roads.
What with Tracy and vanessa in the bucket

Talk about an uncomfortable ride
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Old 23-09-2016, 10:47
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did a frog just fall out of Tracey's arse?
Thats a very special Talent she has

She farts frogs
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Old 23-09-2016, 10:48
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Dopey Dipstick Durvid do you take Toxic Trashy Scheming Skanky Super Slapper Tracy Shankley to be your whorefull dreaded wife while she takes you for everything you own and leaves you without a pot to piss in
No that was Leyla about 5 years ago.
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Old 23-09-2016, 10:48
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Eric threatening Daddy of Sherwood.

Yet more believable plotlines.
Why is that unbelievable?
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Old 23-09-2016, 10:50
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Someone should tell him he's producing a soap not a musical
Watch out for all singing musical episode that is undoubtedly coming.
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Old 23-09-2016, 10:53
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It conveniently broke down so they phoned Nessa to come and get them, (and of course Nessa found them in the middle of a forest no problem at all).
Too be fair tracy told Rock Granite Dad to text Vanessa their exact location.
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Old 23-09-2016, 10:54
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For all of you who are questioning that Harriet would have more than one wedding to attend to - does Harriet not have more than one church? Jude did. Surely that's s quite common?
Ashley had 3 to look after.
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Old 23-09-2016, 10:56
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In real life yes, and yet Harriet normally has all the time in the world to either hang out in the Woolpack or stalk Ash and Laurel.

(Much like BillyVicar in Corrie who appears to do absolutely nothing pastoral and spends his entire life sticking his nose into other people's business then betraying their secrets or trying to sort out his own love life.)
She doesn't t get any more time off than Laurel
Hang on you just said she spends all her time in the woolpack and then she doesn't have storylines or we see her, can't be both, maybe she doing her job all the times we don't see her.
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Old 23-09-2016, 10:56
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Morning Kwynne.
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Old 23-09-2016, 11:21
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Analysis of Last night Episode and other matters

1) Firstly lets discuss our friend, everyone's friend Ex Hollyoaks producer, before I came to DS and joined everyone else in dissecting the scenes to the minutest detail I had no idea who the person in charge of any soap was, didn't care who they were, just watched the pisode and never really gave it much thought again, I certainly didn't spend the next morning reviewing and commentating it all over again. My point is the episodes all seemed to be the same back then, I didn't notice the change of production era and blissfully didn't care. I only know now the names of Kate Oates or Ex Hollyoaks and all the sdaly trashed Eastenders leaders because i'm here, if I wasn't here i'd still not care who the producer was or whether it mattered.

Did the above paragraph make any sense or was it just waffle?
since I am her and can pull the episode to bits to the minutest detail here we go

2) This episode set world record for the number of soap wedding cliches in one go

A) Bride or groom getting comedy kidnapped before the wedding.
B) Car Breaking down so bride/Groom can't get back
C) Car comedicaly rolls into lake
D)) Bridegroom is hopeless nervy and panicky but then David is an abject coward and wimp from way back
E) )Bride or Groom is a long way from home and needs exotic transport back home
F) Bride or Groom falls in mud and gets clothes dirty
G) Comedy vicar spends all episode tapping watch and claiming they have an imminent wedding or funeral to go to but always waits in the end.
H) Church is full of people we don't know
I) Unpleasant Guest tries to pick up wedding planner
j) Family members do comedy music number

and those are just the first 8 I could be here all day

2) Vanessa could have put everyone at ease by telling everyone or even David that she was going to collect Tracy

3) Granite Dad really did give Vanessa the exact details of how to find them in that text didn't he

4) That was a super powered fast tractor since according to Granite features they were at least an hour away by car, a normal tractior would take six hours at least to get back to emmerdale.

5) Good on leyla for rejecting Dross

6) Comedic Finn comically told Dross instead of pete that leyla wanted them

7) watch exactly was the point of Jimmy and Dan stupidy

8) Holly and Jai are ok so far.
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Old 23-09-2016, 12:15
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Oh lord. These episodes were an embarrassment last night. I felt like i was watching a situation comedy, not a soap. Absolutely shameful. Just as bad as those episodes with Jimmy, Ashley and the kids when they kept arguing over the pirate ship and then ended it all with a water fight. I mean, really?
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Old 23-09-2016, 13:20
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Analysis of Last night Episode and other matters

1) Firstly lets discuss our friend, everyone's friend Ex Hollyoaks producer, before I came to DS and joined everyone else in dissecting the scenes to the minutest detail I had no idea who the person in charge of any soap was, didn't care who they were, just watched the pisode and never really gave it much thought again, I certainly didn't spend the next morning reviewing and commentating it all over again. My point is the episodes all seemed to be the same back then, I didn't notice the change of production era and blissfully didn't care. I only know now the names of Kate Oates or Ex Hollyoaks and all the sdaly trashed Eastenders leaders because i'm here, if I wasn't here i'd still not care who the producer was or whether it mattered.

Did the above paragraph make any sense or was it just waffle?
since I am her and can pull the episode to bits to the minutest detail here we go

2) This episode set world record for the number of soap wedding cliches in one go

A) Bride or groom getting comedy kidnapped before the wedding.
B) Car Breaking down so bride/Groom can't get back
C) Car comedicaly rolls into lake
D)) Bridegroom is hopeless nervy and panicky but then David is an abject coward and wimp from way back
E) )Bride or Groom is a long way from home and needs exotic transport back home
F) Bride or Groom falls in mud and gets clothes dirty
G) Comedy vicar spends all episode tapping watch and claiming they have an imminent wedding or funeral to go to but always waits in the end.
H) Church is full of people we don't know
I) Unpleasant Guest tries to pick up wedding planner
j) Family members do comedy music number

and those are just the first 8 I could be here all day

2) Vanessa could have put everyone at ease by telling everyone or even David that she was going to collect Tracy

3) Granite Dad really did give Vanessa the exact details of how to find them in that text didn't he

4) That was a super powered fast tractor since according to Granite features they were at least an hour away by car, a normal tractior would take six hours at least to get back to emmerdale.

5) Good on leyla for rejecting Dross

6) Comedic Finn comically told Dross instead of pete that leyla wanted them

7) watch exactly was the point of Jimmy and Dan stupidy

8) Holly and Jai are ok so far.
1. Do you think that because, back in the far, far away, they built their story lines around the characters instead of twisting characters to fit the sls? Or is that just distant memory blur?
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Old 23-09-2016, 13:27
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I think Tracy will now, slowly, start to get to know her dad again. I liked the way Eric warned Tracy's dad not to let her down again while posing for photos outside the church.
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Old 23-09-2016, 13:33
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1. Do you think that because, back in the far, far away, they built their story lines around the characters instead of twisting characters to fit the sls? Or is that just distant memory blur?
Quite probably

I'd say its a good job DS wasn't around in the 70's and 80's, dread to think what this thread would have made of Matt Skilbeck and his sheep farming doings and the episode where the most exciting thing in an episode was Annie making Mr Wilks a pot of tea while he was doing the Emmerdale Farms books which he did surprising often if I recall,
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Old 23-09-2016, 13:35
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Quite probably

I'd say its a good job DS wasn't around in the 70's and 80's, dread to think what this thread would have made of Matt Skilbeck and his sheep farming doings and the episode where the most exciting thing in an episode was Annie making Mr Wilks a pot of tea while he was doing the Emmerdale Farms books which he did surprising often if I recall,
😍😍😎😎😎 Remember those days well
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Old 23-09-2016, 13:43
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😍😍😎😎😎 Remember those days well
Me too. And funnily enough most of seem to remember them very fondly.

ED producers, take note!
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Old 23-09-2016, 13:50
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Me too. And funnily enough most of seem to remember them very fondly.

ED producers, take note!
Me too but the less patient of us would be screaming that Annie making a cup of tea is dull and nothing is happening this second so its a load of rubbish etc
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Old 23-09-2016, 13:58
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Me too but the less patient of us would be screaming that Annie making a cup of tea is dull and nothing is happening this second so its a load of rubbish etc


It's so true. I wasn't born until the 80's so I don't obviously share those memories but the sharongate storyline in Eastenders which went on for a few years and was one of the shows best storyline would be seemed slow and too dragged out these days.

The internet has turned people into impatient drones wanting everything tied up ASAP then onto the next storyline.
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Old 23-09-2016, 13:59
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Me too but the less patient of us would be screaming that Annie making a cup of tea is dull and nothing is happening this second so its a load of rubbish etc
It's true that some would, but how many? I see a lot more people, even on here, hating the sensationalist plot-driven crap we are force fed these days than I see praising it. We're stuck with it now though - exHollyoaksBloke is never going to go back to the good old days.
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Old 23-09-2016, 14:01
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It's so true. I wasn't born until the 80's so I don't obviously share those memories but the sharongate storyline in Eastenders which went on for a few years and was one of the shows best storyline would be seemed slow and too dragged out these days.

The internet has turned people into impatient drones wanting everything tied up ASAP then onto the next storyline.
It's true sorcha, and yet nobody gets more furious than 'the internet generation' when they're accused, (with let's face it a lot of justification), of having the attention span of gnats.
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